[GibsonSG]

Irish bloke who was never up for eviction, but won BB twice (for it is he - again): How does it feel to be out of the house Sara?

Sara: Where?

Irish Bloke: Out of the Big Brother house.

Sara: Where’s that. more to the point where am I?

Irish Bloke: Sara did you not realise that you were in the Big Brother house, you have been in there for two months.

Sara: How’s that then?

Irish Bloke (sighs): Okay then let’s try something else. Do you remember the conversations you had with the people in that house (points to BB house) and particularly with Deana about current affairs, politics and the Royal Family.

Sara: I b****y love the Queen, she’s a beautiful person, people are so cruel to her she is only an old lady. If I saw her crossing the road I would help her, not like all those others …… (trails off and starts to sob) I –sob - love – sob - her – sob - so - sob - much

Irish Bloke: Are you alright?

Sara: Yes but – sob - I b****y love the Queen and the Royal Family

Irish Bloke: Yes we saw that. You had some other interesting opinions particularly on politics. You seemed to be having a bit of an argument with Deana, but looking on from the outside it seemed that she was just trying to get you to explain your opinion.

Sara: Well I don’t know much about politics but I did vote for the Conservatives because I thought their policy was better than the others.

Irish Bloke: What policy was that Sara?

Sara: You know that one that was different to the others. Of course they all have policies but I felt I had to choose one and then vote for that one.

Irish Bloke: This interview is about your time in the house and not politics but I am sure we are all fascinated to hear which Conservative policies were better than any of the other parties policies.

Sara: Well it was only the one, I wasn’t sure about the rest of their policies and I can’t remember what it was now. I know at the time I thought that it was a really good policy and much better than anyone else’s. I told you I don’t know about politics.

Irish Bloke: So really Sara you only voted for them because their leader has a Scottish surname.

Sara: Oh! that’s right now I remember that was the policy, thank you.

Irish Bloke: You also suggested that Postmen were lazy and overpaid. So what have you got against Postmen.

Sara: Well what good are they? All they do is four hours work a day and get paid fifty pence an hour for it. Then there is all the paper they keep shoving through my door. I collect it and once a month have a big bonfire. Do you know that some bloke told me that bonfires contributed to global warming? So Postmen are responsible for that too.

Irish Bloke: So you don’t read your letters and bills?

Sara (looking blank): No if I read all the letters I wouldn’t have time to form opinions about world affairs. Anyway I still say Postmen are lazy spongers.

Irish Bloke: But Sara you are a model, doesn’t that mean you get paid a fortune for standing around and doing nothing?

Sara: No models are useful society would collapse without them. Anyway Postmen are vicious as well. Do you know I was bitten by one once when I was walking down the road. I had to go to hospital and have a tetanus injection.

Irish Bloke: Did this Postman have a tail and four legs by any chance. No don’t answer that we have run out of time. Here are your best bits.

(Show VT of Sara’s time in the house. The P ‘n P in bottom right shows Sara still looking blank and asking Irish Bloke who all those people were and who was the tail Scottish girl.

Irish Bloke: You have been an interesting housemate Sara now go and join your friends and family.

[tomi-08]

But you forgot her trademark lines... 'Don't talk to me like that! I thought we were friends!' and 'Why are you trying to argue with me? I don't want to talk about it!'

She should really copyright them when she gets out.

[Oldnjaded]

Hahahahahha, that's brilliant, Gibson! I have no doubt at all that is exactly how her eviction interview will go. PMSL!!

[GibsonSG]

Originally Posted by tomi-08

But you forgot her trademark lines... 'Don't talk to me like that! I thought we were friends!' and 'Why are you trying to argue with me? I don't want to talk about it!'

She should really copyright them when she gets out.

I lost the will to live after a bit otherwise it would have gone on for a lot longer.

[GibsonSG]

Originally Posted by GibsonSG

I lost the will to live after a bit otherwise it would have gone on for a lot longer.

A bit of a languish going on again.

[Janette800]

Loving your posts Gibson....very funny

[Salv*]

You forgot the "Why are you asking me that? Stop asking me those questions... you want to fall out? Because I'm not in the ****ing mood"

[Phyllis Stein]

Good work Gibson

[sav666]

Haha looooooooooooooooooooooooooool love it

[GibsonSG]

Originally Posted by Salv*

You forgot the "Why are you asking me that? Stop asking me those questions... you want to fall out? Because I'm not in the ****ing mood"

I kinow but Sara was the richest source of material and I had to stop somewhere.

[Sunnydays]

I could almost hear her saying your words Gibson.......brilliant as usual.......

[GibsonSG]

The Ashley one is still floating around and I know I have asked this before but does anyone know why the Deana one has been pulled?

[GibsonSG]

Sorry chaps but this In a shameless bit of self promotion I dragging this up from the depths of hell to live once more in the light of the top page. Or something like that.

[Ada Rabble]

So good
I could actually see the two of them in front of me and everything.
can you give us a Luke S interview please?

[eyespy]

The line is "You're supposed to be my friend"

[EYEBALL95]

That was funny!

[GibsonSG]

I thought it appropriate to ressurect this again.

[white tigress]

Absolutely BRILLIANT, but too clear-thinking for Sara perhaps??

[CLL Dodge]

BD: What did you think of your fellow housemates?

Sara: I really really liked them but...(spends next 5 minutes slagging them off).

[bunnyinthebox]

Originally Posted by GibsonSG

Irish bloke who was never up for eviction, but won BB twice (for it is he - again): How does it feel to be out of the house Sara?

Sara: Where?

Irish Bloke: Out of the Big Brother house.

Sara: Where’s that. more to the point where am I?

Irish Bloke: Sara did you not realise that you were in the Big Brother house, you have been in there for two months.

Sara: How’s that then?

Irish Bloke (sighs): Okay then let’s try something else. Do you remember the conversations you had with the people in that house (points to BB house) and particularly with Deana about current affairs, politics and the Royal Family.

Sara: I b****y love the Queen, she’s a beautiful person, people are so cruel to her she is only an old lady. If I saw her crossing the road I would help her, not like all those others …… (trails off and starts to sob) I –sob - love – sob - her – sob - so - sob - much

Irish Bloke: Are you alright?

Sara: Yes but – sob - I b****y love the Queen and the Royal Family

Irish Bloke: Yes we saw that. You had some other interesting opinions particularly on politics. You seemed to be having a bit of an argument with Deana, but looking on from the outside it seemed that she was just trying to get you to explain your opinion.

Sara: Well I don’t know much about politics but I did vote for the Conservatives because I thought their policy was better than the others.

Irish Bloke: What policy was that Sara?

Sara: You know that one that was different to the others. Of course they all have policies but I felt I had to choose one and then vote for that one.

Irish Bloke: This interview is about your time in the house and not politics but I am sure we are all fascinated to hear which Conservative policies were better than any of the other parties policies.

Sara: Well it was only the one, I wasn’t sure about the rest of their policies and I can’t remember what it was now. I know at the time I thought that it was a really good policy and much better than anyone else’s. I told you I don’t know about politics.

Irish Bloke: So really Sara you only voted for them because their leader has a Scottish surname.

Sara: Oh! that’s right now I remember that was the policy, thank you.

Irish Bloke: You also suggested that Postmen were lazy and overpaid. So what have you got against Postmen.

Sara: Well what good are they? All they do is four hours work a day and get paid fifty pence an hour for it. Then there is all the paper they keep shoving through my door. I collect it and once a month have a big bonfire. Do you know that some bloke told me that bonfires contributed to global warming? So Postmen are responsible for that too.

Irish Bloke: So you don’t read your letters and bills?

Sara (looking blank): No if I read all the letters I wouldn’t have time to form opinions about world affairs. Anyway I still say Postmen are lazy spongers.

Irish Bloke: But Sara you are a model, doesn’t that mean you get paid a fortune for standing around and doing nothing?

Sara: No models are useful society would collapse without them. Anyway Postmen are vicious as well. Do you know I was bitten by one once when I was walking down the road. I had to go to hospital and have a tetanus injection.

Irish Bloke: Did this Postman have a tail and four legs by any chance. No don’t answer that we have run out of time. Here are your best bits.

(Show VT of Sara’s time in the house. The P ‘n P in bottom right shows Sara still looking blank and asking Irish Bloke who all those people were and who was the tail Scottish girl.

Irish Bloke: You have been an interesting housemate Sara now go and join your friends and family.

Loving your work! Brilliant! The 'Cameron' line = genius!

[TerryM22]

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded

Hahahahahha, that's brilliant, Gibson! I have no doubt at all that is exactly how her eviction interview will go. PMSL!!

There probably won't be time.

[Pollyusa]

looks to be spot on, only thing you missed is the catchall "I don't want to speak about it" which covers all sins

[linfran]

I don't want an argument but the interview would never have explored such depths....

[GibsonSG]

Originally Posted by linfran

I don't want an argument but the interview would never have explored such depths....

Ah well it is a work of fiction after all.

[blahblahblah57]

Originally Posted by GibsonSG

Irish bloke who was never up for eviction, but won BB twice (for it is he - again): How does it feel to be out of the house Sara?

Sara: Where?

Irish Bloke: Out of the Big Brother house.

Sara: Where’s that. more to the point where am I?

Irish Bloke: Sara did you not realise that you were in the Big Brother house, you have been in there for two months.

Sara: How’s that then?

Irish Bloke (sighs): Okay then let’s try something else. Do you remember the conversations you had with the people in that house (points to BB house) and particularly with Deana about current affairs, politics and the Royal Family.

Sara: I b****y love the Queen, she’s a beautiful person, people are so cruel to her she is only an old lady. If I saw her crossing the road I would help her, not like all those others …… (trails off and starts to sob) I –sob - love – sob - her – sob - so - sob - much

Irish Bloke: Are you alright?

Sara: Yes but – sob - I b****y love the Queen and the Royal Family

Irish Bloke: Yes we saw that. You had some other interesting opinions particularly on politics. You seemed to be having a bit of an argument with Deana, but looking on from the outside it seemed that she was just trying to get you to explain your opinion, realising that you know absolutely zilch about politics thus putting you in a terrible light and clawing back some of the cheers you got when you were up for eviction.

Sara: Well I don’t know much about politics but I did vote for the Conservatives because I thought their policy was better than the others.

Irish Bloke: What policy was that Sara?

Sara: You know that one that was different to the others. Of course they all have policies but I felt I had to choose one and then vote for that one.

Irish Bloke: This interview is about your time in the house and not politics but I am sure we are all fascinated to hear which Conservative policies were better than any of the other parties policies.

Sara: Well it was only the one, I wasn’t sure about the rest of their policies and I can’t remember what it was now. I know at the time I thought that it was a really good policy and much better than anyone else’s. I told you I don’t know about politics.

Irish Bloke: So really Sara you only voted for them because their leader has a Scottish surname.

Sara: Oh! that’s right now I remember that was the policy, thank you.

Irish Bloke: You also suggested that Postmen were lazy and overpaid. So what have you got against Postmen.

Sara: Well what good are they? All they do is four hours work a day and get paid fifty pence an hour for it. Then there is all the paper they keep shoving through my door. I collect it and once a month have a big bonfire. Do you know that some bloke told me that bonfires contributed to global warming? So Postmen are responsible for that too.

Irish Bloke: So you don’t read your letters and bills?

Sara (looking blank): No if I read all the letters I wouldn’t have time to form opinions about world affairs. (Fabulous line) Anyway I still say Postmen are lazy spongers.

Irish Bloke: But Sara you are a model, doesn’t that mean you get paid a fortune for standing around and doing nothing?

Sara: No models are useful society would collapse without them. Anyway Postmen are vicious as well. Do you know I was bitten by one once when I was walking down the road. I had to go to hospital and have a tetanus injection.

Irish Bloke: Did this Postman have a tail and four legs by any chance. No don’t answer that we have run out of time. Here are your best bits.

(Show VT of Sara’s time in the house. The P ‘n P in bottom right shows Sara still looking blank and asking Irish Bloke who all those people were and who was the tail Scottish girl.

Irish Bloke: You have been an interesting housemate Sara now go and join your friends and family.

Brilliant but just HAD to add in the bit that Brian missed out.