ADAM - Calm but imposing ADAM can throw opponents to the floor with a gale-force booming laugh and finish them off with a bucket of fishy poisons. Comes with Drill Sergeant uniform.
Push-button catchphrase: "That's gangster"

EVIL QUEEN CAROLINE - The terrifying QUEEN CAROLINE can store electricity in her hair, fire jets of bile and summon a crushing ton of chocolate
Push-button catchphrase: "I don't care, I don't care" and "I just think it's hilairious"

BENEDICT - Sarcastic porn teacher BENEDICT flings curry powder and other substances
Push-button catchphrase: "Nasty!" and "Sorry about the curry"

LUKE S - Beefcake LUKE S sucks opponents to him with power yawn and then bashes them with his giant testicle
Push-button catchphrase: "Duh. Protein. Duh." and "I want to smash your back doors in"

LUKE A - Chef by day and cunning saboteur by night LUKE can also knock opponents flat with a punch from his huge Reebok pump penis (supplied separately)
Push-button catchphrase: "Respect me like you should respect your BMI"

SCHIEVONNE - a shapeshifter, SCHIEVONNE can transform herself into any of the other housemates with utterly convincing mimicry, or even turn invisible (becoming too shady for Slim Shady). A self-repairing figure, it will check itself, before it wrecks itself.
Push-button catchphrase: "Wake up and smell the houmous"

CHRIS - sumo wrestler CHRIS will defeat all with his banshee scream!
Push-button catchphrase: "We both have strong opinions"

DEANA - Elegant DEANA can fire a disgusting combination of spam and hot sauce form her mouth, but is most dangerous when she transforms into SOLDIER DEANA who lashes opponents with a barbed tongue under cover produced by her trusty smoke machine.
Push-button catchphrase: "Good has triumphed over evil!"

ASHLEIGH - wipe-clean figure is highly-resistant to all toxic substances, including urine.
Push-button catchphrase: "Why don't you **** off you ******* **** **** **** ******* ******?!"

CONOR - with his main abilities being able to push buttons quite fast and deliver a treacherous back-stab CONOR is dangerous, but can be beaten by most in a fair fight.
Push-button catchphrase: not supplied

LAUREN - Nimble martial arts warrior Lauren can make the ground shake with her voice and has sworn to smash CAROLINE with a giant wooden spoon!
Push-button catchphrase: "I never get on with girls"

Available from: Our main store halfway up the north side of Mount Everest, small stalls in Russian submarine MW16KP and the Iranian and Israeli Nuclear facilities, with a handful on offer from the back end of Mars probe Curiosity.

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Brilliant thread Trumbles. I loved Chris and Deanas catchphrases.

Absolutely Brilliant

Well done!! Is there a Becky doll or don't you have enough raw materials?

Does the Deana doll come with orfices ?

Why should it?
Don't worry about it.

BECKY's figure is still in production with suggestions welcome... (and putty is cheap)

Perhaps you could join our list of guest designers including kimotag, Stella McCartney, SpecialFried, Ornithology and more...

Special Christmas gift offer! If you buy our VICTORIA action figure, you can get your choice of two wildcard HMs.

VICTORIA - Evergreen amazonian warrior VICTORIA will transfix opponents with her evil eyes and then take them out by firing her bra at them.
Push-button catchphrase: "There's going to be carnage in this house."


The Wildcards - contrasting characters hailing from the East:

MR BURNS - The mysterious MR BURNS is immune to electrocution and can mesmerise opponents by playing his flute like a snake charmer before strangling them with his bow tie.
Typically arrives in an old-fashioned carriage drawn by daleks (supplied separately).
Push-button catchphrase: "I have been told I have a unique...presence."

BIG BECKY - The relentlessly unmysterious BECKY shocks opponents into covering their eyes and ears with her ham acting before crushing them with a running dive-bomb and hiding them to use as food later.
Push-button catchphrase:"Come on yer bastards!" and "LOOO KAY. You disGOOSTing PURRson. To say THAT to a YOUNG GURRL…" (continues until battery runs out or chicken nugget is inserted)

(No exchange or refund is available regarding your choice of wildcard HM.)

I want the Shev and Deana figures!

My suggestions for Conor would include an epilator accessory and his catchphrase would be his infamous rant.

BIG BECKY also sings the beautiful ode to chicken nuggets
" Chiii-cken nugs nugs, Chiii-kin nug nugs whennnn will youuu be rea-dy?"

That settles it ... If I ever enter the ranks of the stupidly rich (if only), my personal transport has just been decided on.

It was all going so well...

died at the conor catchphrase..................................

Edit: just read on ashleigh's it says comes, with urine

That Ashleigh doll...it's as if she was in the room...

That will certainly be incorporated into later editions . It actually works quite well as a war-cry.


Aha! Our first personal endorsement!

I would personally die happy knowing I'd had a part in the creation of such a means of transport.



Whilst HasBrother is prepared to offer urine samples at a token cost, most purchasers prefer to use their own.

However, as the ASHLEIGH doll is proving to be one of our less popular lines, a new, children's version is set to be produced with the push-button catchphrase 'Awww' and a guarantee that the figure is completely biscuit-proof.

What about the Sara doll, perhaps one that creates mass-hysteria when she mimics the Queen's accent.

LOL @ no Conor speaking bit.

Well take heart from knowing that you've inspired the content of my audition tape for this year, albeit in a far lower budget form.

Good luck Anthony. xxx

A lot of folk are half way there, they only have the rich bit to go

Thank you. I don't know if I'm actually allowed to apply again, but until they tell me for sure they will just have to put up with it ...

yeah go for it, why not, you've nothing to lose !

Excellent .

Yes, good luck . Fingers crossed in a matter of months' time we'll be throwing furious nonsensical arguments at each other about you.