So what's the deal, are they clinically dead? I love em, I just figured that being super rich musicians I think they have found a way around being dead and still touring, moving, breathing etc. There was that line in Wayne World 2 saying Keith couldn't be killed by conventional weapons.

But could be slowed down by coconuts.

I've seen zombies that look healthier than Keith but he keeps on going

As Bill Hicks once said, after a nuclear war there'll be two survivors: cockroaches and Keith Richards.

You've just summed up my question perfectly, thank you for the answer kind sir I knew I shouldn't have sold my Bill Hicks dvds to Music Magpie