Deep in the Australian outback, just down the road from McDonalds, 4 phlebs sit around the campfire.

Meanwhile, in McDonalds, a motley crew of TV Execs have a secret meeting.............

They need to do something to increase the ratings.

"How about Celebrity Blow Your Jacobs Up" is one suggestion. Alas, it is thought to be in bad taste.

"Celebrity Cannibal" is also muted but unfortunately Natalie has already gone.

It's a tough call..............

Out of the mist, Tony Blair approaches.....................

"I have the answer" he cries.................

The production team decide to bolster his flagging career by secretly planning to have Cherie join him the next day.....can Tony keep the awful secret?

You've obviously read the script.

LOL sorry!!

Pleased and surprised by the success of Joe Pasquale, they try to work on this for the next series.

"Ok so we need someone who hasn't appeared on our screens for a while, but is recognisable, is totally inoffensive and nice, and has broad audience appeal, makes kids laugh, and also has a squeaky voice.

The director picks up his phone.

"Get me Sooty and Sweep's agent" he barks, lighting his cigar........

Meanwhile, Tony Blair has a brainwave..........

" make the show about the emus !"

He wanders off to the sound of excited production assistants chanting the mantra for the next series

'Emucation, Emucation, Emucation'

Yeah, but that's only for Phoney Blair though

Rod Hull arrives as a new camper. Looks for an emu. Finds one. Result not pretty.

Sorry to have to correct you on a technicality, but Sooty and Sweep have different agents. :sleep:

I heard they split up....perhaps Matthew Corbett had a hand in this.......

Well, I'm not name dropping or anything, but I used to live down the road from Sweep (true!). They never did get on.

I don't expect Rod Hull (RIP) is looking too pretty now anyway

But EMU is on his way..................to KFC!

Hey Judge, I've been waiting all episode on one of your brilliantly comical scripts...this is what we love about you. Keep them coming please.