Asylum of the Daleks - 8/10
Dinosaurs on a Spaceship - 6/10
I was never expecting very much from 'Dinosaurs on a Spaceship', but
I was expecting to actually get a little bit more than "Dinosaurs, on a Spaceship". I think I've found a new no.1 culprit for my theory towards a lot of Moffat-era episodes - they just lack the substance that they need to be absolutely amazing. It's as if the writer has this amazing idea of an image they want to see happen on screen, and then they formulate a plot around it. This episode did exactly that, to the extent that they decided to give it an obvious title as well - the problem is,
I didn't find it to be a particularly good parody in the first place.
The
budget seemed a lot more limited in this episode. Aside from the odd CGI shot of spaceships, and the admittedly
wonderful shot of Bryan overlooking the Earth whilst eating sandwiches, a lot seemed very played down. Dinosaur shadows because they can't afford the extra shots, dark backdrops to disguise the often weak imagery. Heck, the episode teased us with a T-Rex, and had it lay on the floor and do nothing else. When the CGI is the very subject of the title, it's disappointing to see such prospects go to waste. Particularly as I feel
the plot and characters were also strangely off...
The supporting cast were portrayed by some
fine actors, and they seemed to be totally into the spirit of their roles. The problem is
the characters just felt very simple, and out of place. Nefertiti could almost have been any authoritive-woman, whilst the African Game hunter wasn't developed at all to the point where a lot of people struggle to even remember his name! When I can remember Mr.Sneed from Series 1, or Luke Rattigan from Series 4, or Liz Ten from Series 5...it's a simple shame that the characters aren't quite the same here. I couldn't invest in them, because
they weren't given enough time to grow, and that's because too much is crammed into 45 minutes, again. The same was true for 'Asylum', and also painfully true for 'Wedding' last year. I know it's meant to be a hoot, and a romp... but a good one would have engaging characters, and this one simply didn't.
David Bradley was brilliant as a villain, and was merciless, but anyone who sided with those frankly
annoying robots was never going to win. Throw in a Triceratops-ride that lasted a little too long, and I'm admittedly a bit disengaged by this point. And come the end, I've essentially
lost all sense of threat - these were dinosaurs, on a crashing spaceship with missiles heading into space. Not a single person was even injured to my recollection.
There were good points though. Whilst Bryan wasn't as developed as I'd hoped he might have been, he was still great and a definite highlight of the episode. It was also
great to get some Doctor/Rory time for once... especially seeing as Amy worked so great with Nefertiti. The
dialogue between The Doctor and the Ponds was always on top form, as was The Doctor's dialogue with Solomon, as was 'that' kiss 
It's a good sign that the main three are so compatible, as it'll bode well for the episodes ahead presumably.
So, all in all...I think
this episode was trying to be more style than substance. The problem was, it didn't have much of either really. There was the odd shimmering moment of greatness, but then
other scenes crossed the 'ridiculous' line that I consider to be in favour of the argument people make when they explain why they don't watch the show. The plot was a bit thin, despite the amount of yapping involved and the amount of ideas thrown at the screen, and it didn't really master any one of the things it was trying to do - the effects weren't the best and
I don't think the show was able to realise the grandness of dinosaurs on a spaceship, the comedy was
far from funny (although Bryan made me laugh once or twice), and outside of our main three it lacked the substance required to actually make me care about anyone. It's not in league with the worst episodes out there, and as a "romp" it almost did what it says on the tin, but
I failed to be pulled in as I was last week, or as I was with a lot of the better episodes of last year.
DINOSAURS ON A SPACESHIP
compared to other second episodes...
THE END OF THE WORLD - 8/10
TOOTH AND CLAW - 8/10
THE SHAKESPEARE CODE - 7/10
THE FIRES OF POMPEII - 7/10
THE BEAST BELOW - 7/10
DAY OF THE MOON - 7/10
DINOSAURS ON A SPACESHIP - 6/10