Says it all really.
Only one winner now.
Only one winner now.
Joe - "I'm just a spectator".
Originally Posted by Jilly:
“I really thought when he fell over in the treasure trial it was staged.”
“I really thought when he fell over in the treasure trial it was staged.”
every time hes fallen its been staged
Originally Posted by baileybots:
“every time hes fallen its been staged”
“every time hes fallen its been staged”
And the public have sussed him out!!
Originally Posted by Jilly:
“I really thought when he fell over in the treasure trial it was staged.”
“I really thought when he fell over in the treasure trial it was staged.”
i think the technical word for it is a prat fall
Originally Posted by Jilly:
“I really thought when he fell over in the treasure trial it was staged.”
“I really thought when he fell over in the treasure trial it was staged.”
Yes, like he didn't see Janet coming towards him.
"Ooohaaargh...look,...I've fallen over again"
Tee hee hee.
Sorry Joe, but that was shit.
REALLY shit.
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Yes, like he didn't see Janet coming towards him.
”
“Yes, like he didn't see Janet coming towards him.
”
yes, but.............
She is a big girl and had a bit of speed up, it was almost as if.......erm, cue band..............she's the Queen of the swingers, the jungle JSP, did she floor poor Joe, or did he dive for show?, that's what bothering me.
Oh..........oooby-do
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“
"Ooohaaargh...look,...I've fallen over again"
Tee hee hee.”
“
"Ooohaaargh...look,...I've fallen over again"
Tee hee hee.
”
By a crazy irony that was one of Vic Reeves catchphrases on "Big Night Out"..........
Originally Posted by Mesostim:
“By a crazy irony that was one of Vic Reeves catchphrases on "Big Night Out"..........”
“By a crazy irony that was one of Vic Reeves catchphrases on "Big Night Out"..........”
You read my mind Mes.
That was exactly what I was thinking of as I was writing it.
(It was actually Bob Mortimer's line though
...."Ooh..look, I've fallen")
Originally Posted by Judge Dread:
“And the public have sussed him out!!”
“And the public have sussed him out!!”
Have they?
I hope your right. My hubby, parents, aunties, uncles and the whole bloody world want Joe to win. WHY because he's sooooooo hysterical
He's soooooooooooooo funny...
"Oooh, me Jacobs", what a comic genius catchphrase.
Now that Rod Hull is dead, Joe will probably inherit Emu, seeing as though he is so hysterically funny when he takes those comedy flightless birds for a walk, and gets them to avoid pecking his 'Jacobs'...
Oh how I laughed... give the squeaky comedy mouse voiced curled up Benny Hill scout master hatted comedy genius his own prime time Saturday night show.
He's great.
"Oooh, me Jacobs", what a comic genius catchphrase.
Now that Rod Hull is dead, Joe will probably inherit Emu, seeing as though he is so hysterically funny when he takes those comedy flightless birds for a walk, and gets them to avoid pecking his 'Jacobs'...
Oh how I laughed... give the squeaky comedy mouse voiced curled up Benny Hill scout master hatted comedy genius his own prime time Saturday night show.
He's great.
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“You read my mind Mes.
That was exactly what I was thinking of as I was writing it.
(It was actually Bob Mortimer's line though ...."Ooh..look, I've fallen")
”
“You read my mind Mes.
That was exactly what I was thinking of as I was writing it.
(It was actually Bob Mortimer's line though
...."Ooh..look, I've fallen")”
They shared it.....
Originally Posted by dogvod:
“He's soooooooooooooo funny...
"Oooh, me Jacobs", what a comic genius catchphrase.
Now that Rod Hull is dead, Joe will probably inherit Emu, seeing as though he is so hysterically funny when he takes those comedy flightless birds for a walk, and gets them to avoid pecking his 'Jacobs'...
Oh how I laughed... give the squeaky comedy mouse voiced curled up Benny Hill scout master hatted comedy genius his own prime time Saturday night show.
He's great.”
“He's soooooooooooooo funny...
"Oooh, me Jacobs", what a comic genius catchphrase.
Now that Rod Hull is dead, Joe will probably inherit Emu, seeing as though he is so hysterically funny when he takes those comedy flightless birds for a walk, and gets them to avoid pecking his 'Jacobs'...
Oh how I laughed... give the squeaky comedy mouse voiced curled up Benny Hill scout master hatted comedy genius his own prime time Saturday night show.
He's great.”
Please change the slot to 6am Sunday morning whilst the rest of us have a nice lie in.
Originally Posted by JTW:
“Please change the slot to 6am Sunday morning whilst the rest of us have a nice lie in.”
“Please change the slot to 6am Sunday morning whilst the rest of us have a nice lie in.
”
"Ooh me Jacobs, and politics" Hosted by Sir David Frost, special guest commentator... Joseph Pasquale.
Sir Frost: What are your political views?
Joe P: Oooh me Jacobs, next question?
Originally Posted by dogvod:
“"Ooh me Jacobs, and politics" Hosted by Sir David Frost, special guest commentator... Joseph Pasquale.
Sir Frost: What are your political views?
Joe P: Oooh me Jacobs, next question?”
“"Ooh me Jacobs, and politics" Hosted by Sir David Frost, special guest commentator... Joseph Pasquale.
Sir Frost: What are your political views?
Joe P: Oooh me Jacobs, next question?”
Sir Frost: what was your favourite hole that you liked falling into?
Joe P: Oh you know me, I'm so funny I can fall into a polo mint. Size don't matter.
Sir Frost: Hoiw did you get on with Janet, were you slightly intimidated by her?
Joe P: Not at all, I just manged to squeeze myself right in between her teeth. Hahahhahhahhaaaaahaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaa
(and then we see a new kind of birth.....Joe P has a seizure and gives birth to his best kept secret)
and guess what....we all missed it.
Shame cos it was hysterical.
Originally Posted by Judge Dread:
“Says it all really.
Only one winner now.”
“Says it all really.
Only one winner now.
”
Oh dear Joe missed the point didn't he. No joe you're not watching telly you are the entertainment
Paul all the way.
Originally Posted by swingaleg:
“yes, but.............
She is a big girl and had a bit of speed up, it was almost as if.......erm, cue band..............she's the Queen of the swingers, the jungle JSP, did she floor poor Joe, or did he dive for show?, that's what bothering me.
Oh..........oooby-do
”
“yes, but.............
She is a big girl and had a bit of speed up, it was almost as if.......erm, cue band..............she's the Queen of the swingers, the jungle JSP, did she floor poor Joe, or did he dive for show?, that's what bothering me.
Oh..........oooby-do
”
I barly noticed Joe has been boring me that much.
