DREAM!

"And remember, couples can't use any props until the semi-finals, it's all about the dancing!"

NIGHTMARE!

"Couple number three, model and charity campaigner Jerry Hall and her partner Vincent Simone....."

DREAM!

"...And if you press your red button, you can access exclusive commentary from blogger Monkseal....."


NIGHTMARE!

"Dancing the Lambada, Christopher Biggins and his partner Ola Jordan...."

Dream
Please welcome MICHAEL FISH with his professional partner DONDFAN998

NIghtmare
This series has a total of 6 sportspeople

Dream
Couple 7 is Niall Horan with his professional partner Pothuthic

Nightmare
Couple 7 is Harriet Harman with her professional partner Robin Windsor

Dream
Couple 9 is John Prescott with his professional partner Erin Boag!

Nightmare
Couple 9 Is Gordon Brown with his professional partner Monkseal

Dream/Nightmare?

Christopher Biggins in the AT.
Len "That's what I want to see! A sweaty caucho - hasn't had sex with a woman for 6 months. I could see the erection as Erin slid her foot up and down your leg. Come on my son! Geeercha!"

I was eating

DREAM............." Dancing the Lambada, Christopher Biggins and his partner Ola Jordan...."


NIGHTMARE......" Vicky Pendleton in another mis match height pairing with Lulu's ex partner., ".

Victoria Pendleton is 5ft 5 and therefore in heels even taller, so if Brendan got her it would in no way be a height mismatch........and I actually like the thought of her with Brendan

Dream . . . "next to take to the floor is Roger Federer and his professional partner Latinloulou with their Argentine Tango"


Nightmare . . . "welcome back John Sargeant and Ann Widdecombe"

"Dancing the horizontal Mambo, please welcome to the floor, Camilla Dickson Wright & Anton Du Beke"

Dream
Couple X and Y take to the floor for the samba... and a piece of music that actually contains a samba rhythm starts.

Nightmare
Couple X and Y take to the floor for the samba... and yet another piece of 70s disco by the Beegees or similar starts playing.

Dream
Here to showcase a tap routine is SYTYCD UK series 2 winner Matt Flint

Nightmare
Would Christopher Parker, Kate Garraway, Fiona Phillips, Paul Daniels, Craig Kelly, John Sargeant, Ann Widdecombe, Lulu, Nancy Del Olio and Russell Grant please take to the floor for their group dance (I could probably add a lot more names to that list as well of people I never want to see dancing again)

DREAM........" Welcome back Lulu and Ann Widdacombe. "

DREAM

Kelly Brook gets a second chance.

Len "I'm from the world of ballroom dancing and I like to see 90 seconds in hold - but Vincent, this is a Jive!"

Nightmare - Please welcome to the floor presenter and 'self styled food guru/expert' Gregg Wallace and his poor partner....sorry his pro partner dancing the rumba, charleston, samba, jive, salsa, tango etc.......

Dream - Please welcome to the floor French heartthrob, actor star of crime drama Spiral, Gregory Fitoussi and his pro partner Flavia dancing the waltz, the AT, salsa, QS, rumba - in fact he's back every week and does all the dances with aplomb, style and grace which goes down so well with the Great British public

DREAM
"It's "Actually Dancing Ballroom as per recognised International federation standards Week!"

NIGHTMARE

"It's TOWIE Week on Strictly!"

BIB
After reading about him on another thread I really, really hope he never takes part

DREAM or NIGHTMARE?

"....and his professional partner, Alesha Dickson!"

I thought she was ok as a competitor, I didn't take to her as a judge tho'

I've read some very unsavoury things about him too and he comes across as an unpleasant, arrogant person which confirms what I've read about him......unfortunately Wallace has declared an interest in wanting to do Strictly so even though I'm dreading the series where he gets the call up, I've resigned myself to the fact that they might ask him one day given that he works for the BBC on one of their flagship shows, hopefully if he's ever asked he'll have a short run though

This one made me laugh, although at the same time, I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

NIGHTMARE

An all-stars ''special'' series

NIGHTMARE
And now for a our special guest....please welcome back Ann Widdecombe to perform something never seen on this show before.....a lapdance on the judges

DREAM
Please welcome to the floor Pasha... dancing nekkid

NIGHTMARE
Returning for a special dance Anton and Widdy... dancing nekkid
:yawn:
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I'm so going to hell.

DREAM
An all pro Christmas Spectacular with no celebs - just fantastic dancing.

NIGHTMARE
An all-comedy joke celeb line-up.

I would love a Pro Xmas Special and would happily give up the celeb one to have this in its place. A few of us were talking about this on twitter last week actually and all thought it would be a good idea.

DREAM

And now for a our special surprise contestant this year....please welcome back Lulu for a chance to compete fairly with a real professional of similar height and with a normal sized ego.


NIGHTMARE

A bland Strictly Come Dancing series this year, with not one Celebrity having any Charisma.

A normal sized ego would be a mis-match with her - look at any nice/nasty celeb thread on the showbiz section she doesn't come out of any of them well.