http://http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/s...usin-joey.html

Why oh why does this have to happen... now that....



This could perhaps mean....



YAAAAY another disfunctional family.... as if we didn't have enough of them... Thanks EastEnders!!!

Didn't know Jim Trot was a member of the boards.

Its so cringe.
I do still watch EastEnders but i don't find it that interesting anymore. I wouldn't care if I missed an episode because there isn't nothing going on.

It will be a great storyline.

This the Branning family - what do you expect? They give the phrase 'keeping it in the family' a whole new different meaning:

- Max shagged his daughter-in-law
- Derek shagged in sister-in-law
- Jack shagged in sister-in-law Tanya, and her sister Raine, his ex-wife's sister Roxy, and her cousin Sam
- Tanya has had both Branning brothers - Max, and Jack. If they make Lauren Derek's daughter she'll have had all Branning brothers.
- Raine has had Jack and Derek Branning.
- Both Carol and Bianca have shared a bloke (Dan Sullivian) respectively, with Carol dating Connor, her step-granddaughter's boyfriend.
- Whitney dated Billie, her step-uncle.

I think that's the most dramatic thread title I've ever seen on DS!


There's one reason I don't mind this storyline - it will right royally p!ss off Lucy And she deserves it after the way she's been with the obviously mentally ill dad.

Although we have to keep reminding ourselves that the law saws it isn't actually incest as cousins can marry. But I would imagine in many parents would kick of big style if they found out their child was involved with their cousin! I think I'd have been strung up in mine if it had happened!

Haha yeah, Lucy being p!ssed off will be brilliant

That has restored my faith in the writers a little *evil laugh*

Sigh, I guess if they act it out well AND it is well written, a slow burner, starting with very subtle clues, it might work.

Doubt it.

But: this might mean that, if Lauren is Derek's daughter, or there is a chance she might be (in case of an affair, or, as I am thinking more a case of taking advantage, maybe Derek got Tanya drunk or gave ehr drugs, in order to get her itno bed), but hopefully it turns out she isn't, Joey will get extremely mad at his father for putting the pair of them in a positon where their love has gone from weird to disturbing. Now Joey has a temper that matches Derek's own, as far as I can see, so he might just smash his skull in. Then I'd be VERY, VERY happy, especially at Christmas, that would be terrific, what a present!!! Any other day works fine for me as well, don't worry, I am not too demanding ;p just ASAP, please!

They've already laid some ground work.

i know such a rank family and were just getting overdosed with them at the moment!
Id like to see Sam, Pennys Mum and Roxy all happen something so Jacks suddenly a single dad to all of his kids at the same time, that would be an interesting storyline, mind hed probably still manage lots of pub scenes on his own all the time

just sat waiting for sharon to get pregnant now

Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!

Exaclty, why are they not making it so Lauren falls for Lucy they have such sexual tention going on, but are both in denial, you can see it there.

Jeez thats some title lol.

and lets not forget Suzy Branning who seemed to be flirting with both her brothers max and jack everytime she spoke to them circa 2008. Also this doesnt really count but Tiffany was fake married in school to her first cousin once removed bobby beale

its been on the cards for months if you ask me everyone had sussed Derek was her dad as soon as he came on screen .

His addition to EE would be a godsend.

The actor has already appeared, he was in that war special with Nana Moon.

Well we got ourselves some good ole banjo tapping cousin ****ing going on.

I am guessing this is to be the new theme tune for Eastenders from now on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

I dont think Derek will be Lauren's dad, everyone thought Lauren would turn out to be Jacks when he arrived but it never happened. I'm convinced that Lauren is Max's.

The storyline was seen a mile off but doesn't anyone think it might be interesting. It seems like a clear case of genetic attraction which i'm not sure has been done before in soaps has it? If it is that kind of storyline then i think its a good issue to bring up because it happens to loads of people.

Sharon and Dennis weren't blood related so that didn't count but it was still creepy. (plus Sharon was adopted so they shouldn't have been able to marry)