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Old 24-09-2012, 16:22
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His nervous, or constipated, as some are saying, facial expressions really annoy me!



Ugh, if he makes the finals I can imagine him totally going for the Liverpool vote by singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" and getting teary.
Oh no, no, no! I need five gallons of brain bleach to get rid of that thought!
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Old 25-09-2012, 02:51
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As much as I've been avoiding spoilers, I'm tempted to seek leaked confirmation of the final 12 now, just so I can prepare myself for when/if Christopher goes through. There's going to be some swearing if he does!
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Old 25-09-2012, 02:56
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As much as I've been avoiding spoilers, I'm tempted to seek leaked confirmation of the final 12 now, just so I can prepare myself for when/if Christopher goes through. There's going to be some swearing if he does!
the top 12 isnt complete for the overs.. just the boys.. he is in the top 4... so have to wait until next weekend!!

i loved his audition he grew on me with the shaking hands etc... but i now think its acting.. and he a cruis ship performer..
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Old 01-10-2012, 02:30
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He didn't get through, but there is always the wildcard. Hope people aren't fooled.
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:30
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Just Youtubed his 1st audition and he was shit. Shouty, often off key/flat, too much vibrato, he destroyed this beautiful song Nana Mouskouri and Bette Middler are the people who own this song IMO. Christopher extracted all the emotion from it.
Maybe should have sung a different song.
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Old 02-10-2012, 20:56
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Yeah the fraud.
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Old 02-10-2012, 21:27
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I don't think the right song's been written. Sorry.
Don't worry about that...just team him up with Sraggers and she will pen him a little ditty about his orange face and shaky nerves...he can belt it out and shake whilst she strums along and talks over him!!!
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Old 02-10-2012, 21:28
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He is utter rubbish.
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:45
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I think Christopher is Marcus Collins chapter 2. Cheesey pop aimed at the older less discerning group.
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:58
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I'd just like to than, thank, thank my, thank my nan

im suprised he doesnt stutter with all the nervous vibes he sets off...
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Old 07-10-2012, 13:30
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Maybe it was just first night nerves?
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Old 07-10-2012, 13:36
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He is pure cabaret/karaoke. Louis was spot on with the cruise ship remark.

Absolutely did not deserve to win the wildcard vote. Hopefully he won't last long.
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Old 07-10-2012, 14:50
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Al least he didn't cry
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Old 07-10-2012, 14:52
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I didn't like his auditions, but I thought he was actually very good last night. Too shouty earlier for me.
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Old 07-10-2012, 14:52
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Unfortunately he will be very difficult to get rid of, he will say all the right things that will pull the strings of the "older" voter
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Old 07-10-2012, 14:58
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I remember thinking at the time, when he won the wild card vote, if one of the girls had reacted like that, they would have been hung out to dry on the forum.

With people calling her all the names under the sun, accusing her of acting like a diva blah blah etc etc

I certainly wouldn't go out and buy his records.
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Old 07-10-2012, 15:12
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His problem is that his style of singing went out with the Ark and is not coming back .That's unless you like hanging out in smokey working mens clubs or Drag revue bars
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Old 08-10-2012, 01:58
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Louis was spot on with the cruise ship remark.
That was a dig at the revelation that, contrary to the impression Christopher gave in his audition that he'd never performed publicly before, he used to work as a singer on a cruise ship.
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Old 08-10-2012, 02:25
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Chris Made me laugh on extra factor.Saying Louis has got it in for him.When caroline questioned him why what has he done. Then you could see Chris started to think it was in reference to the cruise ship remark Louis made but Chris kept side stepping trying not to answer what Louis had said.You could see the worry on Chris`s face when he was trying to answer Caroline`s question without bringing up the cruise ship thing as he knew it would lead to further question`s.That guy isn't stupid he is tuned in bit crafty to.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:49
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More 'he's fake' stories emerging ....
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Old 10-10-2012, 14:42
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I can believe that story as how confident he carried him self on xtra factor last weekend.There was no sign to me of any nerves being interviewed on live tv etc.

And another one on the sun website http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ff-camera.html
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Old 10-10-2012, 14:57
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I don't like his fake suntan.
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Old 10-10-2012, 15:02
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Unfortunately he will be very difficult to get rid of, he will say all the right things that will pull the strings of the "older" voter
He doesn't pull my strings. I can see through his 'fakeness' and I don't like his singing.
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Old 10-10-2012, 15:07
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Am I the only one actually looking forward to seeing Chris singing "You'll Never Walk Alone"?

C'mon, it'd be hilariously cheesy, especially the faux fawning of the judges and audience afterwards.
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Old 10-10-2012, 15:17
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You know, if it helps him get noticed and far on the show and he gets something from the show after, then it is a good game plan. Perhaps the others seem a bit jealous that he might just have a game plan and see the show for what it is. A big chance to advertise yourself and try to progress in the show.
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