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Old 26-08-2013, 23:30
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Yeah, that was a definite highlight so far
More like that please
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Old 27-08-2013, 23:12
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Anyone following Under the Dome on 5? It's not the sort of thing I usually watch but I think they're doing a really good job of keeping the tension up so far!
It's pretty good so far, and I know it's already got a 2nd series which is promising. And it's the first Channel 5 show my mum has liked...possibly ever! High praise indeed .
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Old 29-08-2013, 20:54
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You'll all be pleased to hear that my copy of Natural Harvest arrived this morning. I bought it for my friend's birthday but who knows, maybe I'll find it so useful that I'll want to keep it.

Amongst the recipes are "almost white Russian", "tuna sashimi with homemade dipping sauce", "man made oysters" and "tiramisu surprise". The desserts section recommends "If the dining situation allows for more intimacy, you may wish to add the semen at the table which makes for a truly memorable dessert."

It also says at the back that on the day of cooking your should collect some semen early in the morning, as this is when it is at its thickest and most plentiful, as well as immediately before cooking. This is probably cooking at its most tiring.
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Old 29-08-2013, 21:04
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You'll all be pleased to hear that my copy of Natural Harvest arrived this morning. I bought it for my friend's birthday but who knows, maybe I'll find it so useful that I'll want to keep it.

Amongst the recipes are "almost white Russian", "tuna sashimi with homemade dipping sauce", "man made oysters" and "tiramisu surprise". The desserts section recommends "If the dining situation allows for more intimacy, you may wish to add the semen at the table which makes for a truly memorable dessert."

It also says at the back that on the day of cooking your should collect some semen early in the morning, as this is when it is at its thickest and most plentiful, as well as immediately before cooking. This is probably cooking at its most tiring.
I'm really not sure whether to find that hilarious or disturbing...
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Old 29-08-2013, 21:13
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You'll all be pleased to hear that my copy of Natural Harvest arrived this morning. I bought it for my friend's birthday but who knows, maybe I'll find it so useful that I'll want to keep it.

Amongst the recipes are "almost white Russian", "tuna sashimi with homemade dipping sauce", "man made oysters" and "tiramisu surprise". The desserts section recommends "If the dining situation allows for more intimacy, you may wish to add the semen at the table which makes for a truly memorable dessert."

It also says at the back that on the day of cooking your should collect some semen early in the morning, as this is when it is at its thickest and most plentiful, as well as immediately before cooking. This is probably cooking at its most tiring.

Is it really really wrong that I want to make a recipe from that book for my boyfriend! haha! Maybe even the one at the table, that would be different!

He would be horrified if he could read this!
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Old 29-08-2013, 21:23
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Is it really really wrong that I want to make a recipe from that book for my boyfriend! haha! Maybe even the one at the table, that would be different!

He would be horrified if he could read this!
But if he didn't read this he'd never know...
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Old 29-08-2013, 22:00
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But if he didn't read this he'd never know...
hehe, now for a recipe!
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Old 29-08-2013, 22:04
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hehe, now for a recipe!
If he swallows anyway it's probably not much of an issue.
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Old 29-08-2013, 23:05
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I don't know if the recipe book has disturbed me more than the massive spider that appeared next to me as I was watching Big Brother in bed just now

I am thankful that I don't have that book and I am thankful that I have a husband who dispatches arachnids
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Old 30-08-2013, 00:27
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I don't know if the recipe book has disturbed me more than the massive spider that appeared next to me as I was watching Big Brother in bed just now

I am thankful that I don't have that book and I am thankful that I have a husband who dispatches arachnids
There is a huge one in my living room, its creepy and its been there for days and no one has killed it

Can't believe Lauren is up for eviction she's my favourite, hope she gets saved tonight.
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Old 30-08-2013, 08:33
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There is a huge one in my living room, its creepy and its been there for days and no one has killed it

Can't believe Lauren is up for eviction she's my favourite, hope she gets saved tonight.
LAUREN IS YOUR FAVOURITE?! She is utterly and uncomfortably bizarre. I highly recommend you search for a documentary about her family by Keith Allen on YouTube. Her and her entire family are complete con artists.
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Old 30-08-2013, 10:12
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I love Lauren Harries, I honestly don't think we're that different in terms of personality.
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Old 30-08-2013, 11:51
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LAUREN IS YOUR FAVOURITE?! She is utterly and uncomfortably bizarre. I highly recommend you search for a documentary about her family by Keith Allen on YouTube. Her and her entire family are complete con artists.
I think I might have seen that years ago when it was first on.

I love Lauren Harries, I honestly don't think we're that different in terms of personality.
I love the friendship she has with Courtney its so cute.
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Old 30-08-2013, 11:56
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I love the friendship she has with Courtney its so cute.
I'm not sure how much of a friendship that is after Lauren's "you won't go in there and nominate me will you" speech.

I liked Lauren but her sense of self entitlement is annoying and the fact that all her nominations were for the same reason doesn't look good on her at all.
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Old 30-08-2013, 13:26
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I'm not sure how much of a friendship that is after Lauren's "you won't go in there and nominate me will you" speech.
She was just looking for reassurance as she said she's never had a friend before.

I liked Lauren but her sense of self entitlement is annoying and the fact that all her nominations were for the same reason doesn't look good on her at all.
By all accounts it was very nasty on the live feed towards Lauren last night, I can't really judge though until I see it for my self well what they show of it tonight, but sounds like it might be uncomfortable viewing.
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Old 30-08-2013, 14:02
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I have to agree with kay-vinny, all her nominations being for the same reason doesn't look great, although I would have thought that that was something that could be raised with her to her face.

She's very needy in a lot of respects - all the bits where she needs Courtney to re-affirm their relationship constantly are uncomfortable to watch. I don't know whether her personality traits are down to her experiences as a transgender person or not, I just find her fascinating and irritating in equal measures

Can't wait for Charlotte and Carol to come to blows, it will happen! Charlotte is very aware of everything she is doing and is living up to the billing she has on Geordie Shore, wonder how long she can keep it up

I don't really have a favourite at the moment

Here's a bit of the Keith Allen Documentary where he takes the family to task

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_bZgxIsG4
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Old 30-08-2013, 15:50
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I just watched the whole Keith Allen documentary, wasn't half biased. Yes the Harries' are fraudsters and their qualifications are practically non-existant but I didn't like the way the audience were encouraged to hate them, they're not bad people like Keith tried to make out and his outburst at the end was very unprofessional. I also think Lauren herself is greatly misunderstood, it's clear that she hasn't had an easy childhood and the abuse she and her family received is awful, I admire her eccentricity and unique persona which many people just label as being weird. Quite frankly I think it's been a while since someone gave her a hug.
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Old 30-08-2013, 15:58
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I have to agree with kay-vinny, all her nominations being for the same reason doesn't look great, although I would have thought that that was something that could be raised with her to her face.

She's very needy in a lot of respects - all the bits where she needs Courtney to re-affirm their relationship constantly are uncomfortable to watch. I don't know whether her personality traits are down to her experiences as a transgender person or not, I just find her fascinating and irritating in equal measures

Can't wait for Charlotte and Carol to come to blows, it will happen! Charlotte is very aware of everything she is doing and is living up to the billing she has on Geordie Shore, wonder how long she can keep it up

I don't really have a favourite at the moment

Here's a bit of the Keith Allen Documentary where he takes the family to task

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_bZgxIsG4
This is where I stand with Lauren as well. She's interesting but I find her so uncomfortable to watch.....

I hope Charlotte wipes the floor with Carol. The way Carol and her friend Denise before her have carried on, she's got some nerve judging anyone elses behaviour in there!
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Old 30-08-2013, 21:43
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Lauren just put drugs in Courtney's mouth! DRUGS!
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Old 30-08-2013, 21:52
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Lauren just put drugs in Courtney's mouth! DRUGS!
Sophie needs to shut up, tho Lauren is a bit weird

Courtney better not go
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Old 30-08-2013, 22:00
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Sophie needs to shut up, tho Lauren is a bit weird

Courtney better not go
I really thought I'd seen everything on Big Brother, I genuinely thought nothing more could happen but putting tablets in someone's mouth is certainly new!
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Old 30-08-2013, 22:08
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I couldn't believe that Lauren did what she did - sophie took her to task because of her past and i don't think she should be villanised because of it

Lauren should have got an official warning, what the hell are 'stomach pills' anyway?

Courtney to win!
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Old 30-08-2013, 22:15
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What an exit by Ron! Falling up the stairs and then going to the wrong door!
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Old 30-08-2013, 22:19
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What an exit by Ron! Falling up the stairs and then going to the wrong door!
Funniest eviction in years

So much better when people get cheered
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Old 30-08-2013, 22:24
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Funniest eviction in years

So much better when people get cheered
Yeah it was nice to see someone get cheered for the first time in years. I felt sorry for Ron from day one, he clearly didn't want to be there and presumably needed the money.

Where is Vicky? I haven't seen her once tonight, don't think she was even in the live bit.

Oh wait she was by Courtney. She's gone really quiet.
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