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My horrid neighbour is popping round tonight to drop of her pet tortoise that she'd like me to babysit while she's away this weekend.
She can throw him over the back fence if she comes any later than half seven - I'm not indulging her f**kery tonight. Thought this was quite apt... http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainme...id=mailsignout
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I've never had my neighbour offer me her tortoise before
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I've never had my neighbour offer me her tortoise before
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Love the idea of a tortoise being jettisoned over a fence
![]() Anyway we can all breathe - friend has hired a car for Saturday, in her words "I would never forgive myself if you missed your Eurovision night" I'm beginning to think that people think I'm a little dotty ... |
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Love the idea of a tortoise being jettisoned over a fence
![]() Anyway we can all breathe - friend has hired a car for Saturday, in her words "I would never forgive myself if you missed your Eurovision night" I'm beginning to think that people think I'm a little dotty ... "what do you mean i cant watch the final of the eurovision song contest 2015!!!!!!" |
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"what do you mean i cant watch the final of the eurovision song contest 2015!!!!!!" is that what you think I look like thimsy?! ![]() ![]()
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I checked on the planner and Heat, Viva and 4Music are all showing Eurovision warm up shows on Saturday afternoon
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Love the idea of a tortoise being jettisoned over a fence
![]() Anyway we can all breathe - friend has hired a car for Saturday, in her words "I would never forgive myself if you missed your Eurovision night" I'm beginning to think that people think I'm a little dotty ...
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WOOP just made it home in time for the results!
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Good luck to our Irish neighbours today for their big referendum *fingers crossed*
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Conchita's background being reused again on BGT I see, Sanna's lights last year and now this...the BGT producers clearly like some Eurovision staging!
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Also stolen Ann Sophie's lights.
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And now this guy has stolen Ann-Sophies staging! Although replacing her bum with a piano
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And now this guy has stolen Ann-Sophies staging! Although replacing her bum with a piano
I'm not watching but I was going to have to turn over and see for myself if he was 'performing' like Ann Sophie!
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I'm not watching but I was going to have to turn over and see for myself if he was 'performing' like Ann Sophie! ![]()
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just watched graham norton and chris pratt reminds me of my flatmate!!
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just watched graham norton and chris pratt reminds me of my flatmate!!
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Is he as hot?
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I liked Chris Pratt even when he was in Parks and Rec dad-bod mode.
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I've got Shooooowwwwbiz ringing round my head tonight
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I've got Shooooowwwwbiz ringing round my head tonight
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if katie perry was to cover electro velvet it would look like this
http://wallpaperfx.com/female-celebr...aper-16044.htm |
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i missed the first have of the champions league final. i'm watching it now with my mum. my mum is italian, some of you may know she also has alzheimers/dementia. when juventus scored just now, i turned to my mum and said 'oh look mum, juve scored a goal juve! juve!' and she just said back to me 'juve!'
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i missed the first have of the champions league final. i'm watching it now with my mum. my mum is italian, some of you may know she also has alzheimers/dementia. when juventus scored just now, i turned to my mum and said 'oh look mum, juve scored a goal juve! juve!' and she just said back to me 'juve!'
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Get in Stan!!!!! Really not a fan of Novak
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Thought this was quite apt... 

