That is a great idea. We once took along a few wee disposable bbq's to the park one sunny afternoon. A warden camE running over with a bucket of water and distinguished it

Distinguished it from what exactly?

I'm confused

I think the word you were looking for was extinguished bbg

Oops

Hence why I teach maths

The last 5 posts have made me laugh like a loon. Brilliant!

Am signing out and chuckling at the same time. Have a good weekend boys and girls.

I just woke up from a (four hour ) nap in which I dreamt Loreen was taking part in our X Factor and Ella sang Euphoria! I think I'm officially obsessed...

Ella would really suit Euphoria. To quote a song from this weeks Fantasy playlist- "Dreams can come true!"

I can just see her doing the crab dance. She didn't do the routine in the dream, sadly.

"Kosovo Needs Believe Tour" is trending right now. I think Kosovo needs more international recognition and employment stability before it needs Justin Bieber.

I mentioned it in the other thread but Distrixt 3 were so E.M.D it was uncanny

I've decided to open a betfair account for X Factor and eurovision. Just put a sneaky tenner on Jade to be in the bottom 2 and laid Kye (which I'm confident of) and District 3 (not so much).

Never been able to understand Betfair its just too complicated for me. Did loose a fiver betting on Kye to go on week 2 though

I love maths but Betfair confuses the hell out of me.

I bet you'd love to lay Kye wolfie

I'm confident the bottom two will be Jade and District 3

I think its going to be both Gary's acts in the bottom or at least one of them.

I walked straight into that one, didn't I?

You're not wrong though

Christopher is here till the end sadly. He's rivaling Eggnogg as the worst contestant ever, and he made the final

Jeepers, I know it all comes down to different tastes but Kye is only a slight improvement on James to these peepers!


His eyebrows were the scariest thing about the so called Halloween week.

I think the producers have been trying to get rid of him since week 2, they must be getting desperate now. Surely he can't hold on much longer?

I love Ella(tho she wasnt great this week, agree with Nicole) but I'm finding myself rooting for Union J for some reason, and no it's nothing to do with them being young, good looking guys

I certainly hope not I am all most from Liverpool and I certainly would never dream of voting him, I don't know anyone who would either, He's worse than eggnog worse than worse than Leon and worse than Steve Brookstien

The one they added to the group during (I think) Judges' houses literally looks like a cross between the two from One Dimension that can sing. It's like they've found the formula for stereotypical boyband members and now they're just frantically cloning them.

I'll never forgive Leon for beating Same Difference

He is a Harry Style's clone. To be fair to Union J, they sound like they can actually sing(the Main guy is excellent)

I am shamelessly recycling my own tweet here but it's on topic (and crude!):

Between District 3 and Union J, Louis has his hole weak sorted.