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I am absolutely going to buy that semen book for my friend's birthday next month, can't wait to see his face!
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Whilst reading the semen cookbook page, I was directed to Katie Price and Peter Andre's album 'A Whole New World', which features such nuggets in the reviews as:
I first listened to this album whilst in hospital, where its miraculous effects first became known to me. A had to go in for exploratory bowel surgery, but after being wheeled into the operating theatre the anesthetist informed me they didn't have any drugs available to render me unconscious or for pain relief! They were trialing a radical new technique that involved playing "A Whole New World" on perpetual loop. Naturally I was not only skeptical but furious about this, but the moment the medical team popped their earplugs in and started the music playing I entered what can only be described as a state of total euphoria. I entered this "Whole New World" mentally, physically and spiritually. A world of joy, of hope, of ecstasy. A world without pain and suffering. I was in heaven. The music stopped and I asked the medical team when they were going to start. They replied that they had already completed the 8 hour surgery! The time had passed for me in an instant, I had not a moments discomfort. Naturally I purchased a copy for myself to help me during my post-operative recovery, and also for all my friends and family. I regularly put the album on and enter these traces that can last for weeks (which as an added bonus really helps with weight loss). It also seems to have the same effect on all my friends and family, who haven't spoken to me for years after I handed out copies of this masterpiece. They must have all entered a similar state of euphoria or possibly they advanced to a new plane of existence. ANYTHING is possible with this CD. God bless you Katie and Peter. |
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I am absolutely going to buy that semen book for my friend's birthday next month, can't wait to see his face!
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Make sure you buy new and not used, you don't want any of the pages stuck together.
This gift is quite relevant as I once offered to make jerk chicken for him and some other friends and said "I can't wait to put my jerk in your mouths." We are all children of Shakespeare. |
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Oh dear, this week on Corrie Rita runs into some youths at the Red Rec:
http://www.itv.com/coronationstreet/...hx?w=512&h=288 I'm praying it will all turn out like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FlLaDei6c8 |
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Oh dear, this week on Corrie Rita runs into some youths at the Red Rec:
http://www.itv.com/coronationstreet/...hx?w=512&h=288 I'm praying it will all turn out like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FlLaDei6c8 Poor Rita
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Anyone else watching the athletics? All I can say is that race Christine was in was bloody good!
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Anyone else watching the athletics? All I can say is that race Christine was in was bloody good!
She won by a nipple ![]() Hope she now finally gets the recognition she deserves. Always been overshadowed by Mo and Jess |
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Was screaming at the TV and burst into tears when she won...as I always do with her! I adore her so much, she is incredible!!!!!
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Wow Christine is an incredible athlete and embodies everything that a champion should be.
What a finish! |
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And as a footnote, thanks to all for the pole vault recommendation. Yummi doesn't express it fully enough
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I'd love to vault on his pole.
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And as a footnote, thanks to all for the pole vault recommendation. Yummi doesn't express it fully enough
Not seen a great deal of female totty yet, tho a few of the heptathletes were pretty fine
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I'd love to vault on his pole.
Also with the athletics if Jess Ennis-Hill was healthy and in Moscow she probably would be easily winning the heptathlon.
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pah laughed at this. Might add this to my list of 'inappropriate comments.'
Also with the athletics if Jess Ennis-Hill was healthy and in Moscow she probably would be easily winning the heptathlon. ![]() |
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Bang Bang by will.i.am is genuinely one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life. If I hear it once more I can't be held accountable for my actions.
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It's a very poor heptathlon. The top 5 from the Olympics are injured
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Bang Bang by will.i.am is genuinely one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life. If I hear it once more I can't be held accountable for my actions.
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So happy for Isinbayeva...
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Ireland won their first gold medal.
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So happy for Isinbayeva...
Happy for Ireland too |
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Oh and come on Scotland!!!!
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Oh and come on Scotland!!!!
![]() We have to stick together on here before we get drowned down by the others! Because everyone on here loves football so much... Still can't believe we managed to score a goal!
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YES!!!
We have to stick together on here before we get drowned down by the others! Because everyone on here loves football so much... Still can't believe we managed to score a goal! ![]()
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I wasn't a fan of the Strachan appointment but I stand corrected. He has really turned the team around
![]() Glad he is making a difference, I feel we just need some time to build the team up again and get them working together (something the England national team are terrible at!)
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I wasn't a fan of the Strachan appointment but I stand corrected. He has really turned the team around
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