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Old 11-08-2013, 16:39
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I am absolutely going to buy that semen book for my friend's birthday next month, can't wait to see his face!
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Old 11-08-2013, 16:42
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Whilst reading the semen cookbook page, I was directed to Katie Price and Peter Andre's album 'A Whole New World', which features such nuggets in the reviews as:

I first listened to this album whilst in hospital, where its miraculous effects first became known to me. A had to go in for exploratory bowel surgery, but after being wheeled into the operating theatre the anesthetist informed me they didn't have any drugs available to render me unconscious or for pain relief! They were trialing a radical new technique that involved playing "A Whole New World" on perpetual loop.

Naturally I was not only skeptical but furious about this, but the moment the medical team popped their earplugs in and started the music playing I entered what can only be described as a state of total euphoria.

I entered this "Whole New World" mentally, physically and spiritually. A world of joy, of hope, of ecstasy. A world without pain and suffering. I was in heaven.

The music stopped and I asked the medical team when they were going to start. They replied that they had already completed the 8 hour surgery!

The time had passed for me in an instant, I had not a moments discomfort.

Naturally I purchased a copy for myself to help me during my post-operative recovery, and also for all my friends and family.

I regularly put the album on and enter these traces that can last for weeks (which as an added bonus really helps with weight loss).

It also seems to have the same effect on all my friends and family, who haven't spoken to me for years after I handed out copies of this masterpiece. They must have all entered a similar state of euphoria or possibly they advanced to a new plane of existence. ANYTHING is possible with this CD.

God bless you Katie and Peter.
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Old 11-08-2013, 16:49
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I am absolutely going to buy that semen book for my friend's birthday next month, can't wait to see his face!
Make sure you buy new and not used, you don't want any of the pages stuck together.
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Old 11-08-2013, 16:54
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Make sure you buy new and not used, you don't want any of the pages stuck together.
Am I absolutely buying used for both cost and hilarity reasons.

This gift is quite relevant as I once offered to make jerk chicken for him and some other friends and said "I can't wait to put my jerk in your mouths." We are all children of Shakespeare.
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Old 11-08-2013, 21:31
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Oh dear, this week on Corrie Rita runs into some youths at the Red Rec:

http://www.itv.com/coronationstreet/...hx?w=512&h=288

I'm praying it will all turn out like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FlLaDei6c8
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Old 11-08-2013, 22:09
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Oh dear, this week on Corrie Rita runs into some youths at the Red Rec:

http://www.itv.com/coronationstreet/...hx?w=512&h=288

I'm praying it will all turn out like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FlLaDei6c8
That just made me burst out laughing! That video never fails to both amuse and bemuse me.

Poor Rita
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Old 12-08-2013, 18:32
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Anyone else watching the athletics? All I can say is that race Christine was in was bloody good!
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Old 12-08-2013, 18:33
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Anyone else watching the athletics? All I can say is that race Christine was in was bloody good!
We were screaming the house down!!!! Woke the baby!!

She won by a nipple

Hope she now finally gets the recognition she deserves. Always been overshadowed by Mo and Jess
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:05
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Was screaming at the TV and burst into tears when she won...as I always do with her! I adore her so much, she is incredible!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2013, 19:34
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Wow Christine is an incredible athlete and embodies everything that a champion should be.

What a finish!
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Old 12-08-2013, 20:54
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And as a footnote, thanks to all for the pole vault recommendation. Yummi doesn't express it fully enough
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Old 12-08-2013, 20:59
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I'd love to vault on his pole.
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Old 12-08-2013, 21:13
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And as a footnote, thanks to all for the pole vault recommendation. Yummi doesn't express it fully enough
Was watching the athletics with the wife and I think she fell in love with the French brothers, the German that won it, a Czech dude and the Brazilian dude!!!

Not seen a great deal of female totty yet, tho a few of the heptathletes were pretty fine
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Old 12-08-2013, 21:22
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I'd love to vault on his pole.
pah laughed at this. Might add this to my list of 'inappropriate comments.'

Also with the athletics if Jess Ennis-Hill was healthy and in Moscow she probably would be easily winning the heptathlon.
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Old 12-08-2013, 21:35
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pah laughed at this. Might add this to my list of 'inappropriate comments.'

Also with the athletics if Jess Ennis-Hill was healthy and in Moscow she probably would be easily winning the heptathlon.
It's a very poor heptathlon. The top 5 from the Olympics are injured
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Old 12-08-2013, 21:36
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Bang Bang by will.i.am is genuinely one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life. If I hear it once more I can't be held accountable for my actions.
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Old 12-08-2013, 21:37
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It's a very poor heptathlon. The top 5 from the Olympics are injured
Yeah heard the Eurosport guys say that (watching their coverage more)

Bang Bang by will.i.am is genuinely one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life. If I hear it once more I can't be held accountable for my actions.
Ha its not great only bit I like is the 'bang' dance beat sections.
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Old 14-08-2013, 11:25
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So happy for Isinbayeva...
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Old 14-08-2013, 12:48
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Ireland won their first gold medal.
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Old 14-08-2013, 19:44
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So happy for Isinbayeva...
Yeah I love her and was happy to see the crowd involved!!!

Happy for Ireland too
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Old 14-08-2013, 19:45
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Oh and come on Scotland!!!!
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Old 14-08-2013, 20:50
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Oh and come on Scotland!!!!
YES!!!

We have to stick together on here before we get drowned down by the others! Because everyone on here loves football so much...

Still can't believe we managed to score a goal!
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Old 14-08-2013, 20:51
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YES!!!

We have to stick together on here before we get drowned down by the others! Because everyone on here loves football so much...

Still can't believe we managed to score a goal!
I wasn't a fan of the Strachan appointment but I stand corrected. He has really turned the team around
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Old 14-08-2013, 21:02
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I wasn't a fan of the Strachan appointment but I stand corrected. He has really turned the team around
I thought he was the only sensible decision though, but anyone would be better than Levine

Glad he is making a difference, I feel we just need some time to build the team up again and get them working together (something the England national team are terrible at!)

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Old 14-08-2013, 21:06
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I wasn't a fan of the Strachan appointment but I stand corrected. He has really turned the team around
How was the first day back btw?!!
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