Waiting for the day I walk in to my local supermarket and get told off for asking where I can find the apples since they do not seem to be on the shelf and then an Apple Patent officer reads me the riot act that I am not allowed to mention that word unless talking about their electronic device.
Sharp shooters will be put on streets and fooftops, if they get a sniff of you holding any other device apart from an idevice, expect to receive a bullet in the head. Whatever you do, leave the Androids at home!! or else team apple will go thermonuclear on you.
Ah yes a world dominated by a fruit company! Interesting times ahead.