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Old 14-09-2012, 00:39
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=67h4dy4J1aU#!

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Old 14-09-2012, 01:10
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How random?!

"This heart will self-destruct.................in 5 seconds"
The video is beyond naff. This is a joke,yes?
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Old 14-09-2012, 05:49
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Man, her nose is the poster child of to NEVER DO DRUGS
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Old 14-09-2012, 18:25
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The video is beyond naff. This is a joke,yes?
no its 100% real
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Old 14-09-2012, 18:31
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I turned off after 15 seconds.
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Old 14-09-2012, 20:28
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I got to 0:56. Anyone beaten me?
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Old 14-09-2012, 21:09
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The song itself actually isn't that bad, I like the melody and I don't mind her voice.
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Old 14-09-2012, 21:14
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My nose will fall off in 5 seconds.
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Old 14-09-2012, 21:27
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What's worse this rubbish or this....?? Both stupid socialites trying to become more famous....can't they just stick to parading the Z-list circuit?
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Old 14-09-2012, 21:35
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LMFAO! I cannot believe I am watching this. It's like one of those comedy spoof things.

"this heart will self destruct...in 5 seconds". what the hell.

Does anyone else find the scenes in the wood with TPT wearing her hat funny?
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Old 14-09-2012, 21:47
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Sorry, is this for real or have I stumbled into some weird corner of the internet?
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Old 14-09-2012, 21:51
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Don't want to seem ageist but isn't she a bit old to be trying the music thing? She'll never be taken seriously and if she has a recording contract, they clearly don't want to invest in her judging from the video.
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Old 14-09-2012, 22:27
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I was not expecting a ballad but WTF is with the video.
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Old 14-09-2012, 22:32
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LMFAO! I cannot believe I am watching this. It's like one of those comedy spoof things.

"this heart will self destruct...in 5 seconds". what the hell.

Does anyone else find the scenes in the wood with TPT wearing her hat funny?
Yes! I just couldn't take it seriously.
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Old 14-09-2012, 22:36
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The song isnt actually THAT bad IMO (quite Dido-esque) but WTF is up with the video and the lyrics are naff
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Old 14-09-2012, 22:55
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Hmmm ... cheesy video, but the song isn't bad, and she got a decent enough singing voice for this sort of song.

The Gregmeister rating ... 7/10
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Old 15-09-2012, 03:37
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It's not the first time that Tara has shared her...unique vocals with us. She was on Celebrity Fame Academy. That was 10 or so years ago and it doesn't sound like she's got any better!
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Old 15-09-2012, 04:17
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The song is okay, but the video...
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Old 15-09-2012, 04:29
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I can't say I hated this. It isn't that bad.

What's worse this rubbish or this....?? Both stupid socialites trying to become more famous....can't they just stick to parading the Z-list circuit?
Whaaaaaaat? Heidi's album was actually good. There's some proper good songs on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ch7tV9AWEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06v2ofSNVm8
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Old 15-09-2012, 12:08
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I can't say I hated this. It isn't that bad.



Whaaaaaaat? Heidi's album was actually good. There's some proper good songs on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ch7tV9AWEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06v2ofSNVm8
I LOVE Heidi's album a bit too much.

It's not got as many good pop songs as Paris's (Jealousy, Stars are Blind, Nothing In This World, Screwed)

That TPT video is hilarious though, it's not awful, it's just SOOO awkward, I love it!
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Old 16-09-2012, 12:21
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I just can't stop laughing at two things:

1.) the shots of her looking "meaningful" in the forest

2.) The lyric: "this heart will self destruct in 5 seconds"

Why 5 seconds?
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Old 16-09-2012, 12:24
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Whaaaaaaat? Heidi's album was actually good. There's some proper good songs on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ch7tV9AWEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06v2ofSNVm8
I like both of those songs
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Old 16-09-2012, 12:38
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Whaaaaaaat? Heidi's album was actually good. There's some proper good songs on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ch7tV9AWEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06v2ofSNVm8
I know I love her album.....() but come on, apart from her artificial assets, the video is disastrous...and that particular song was written by an 8 year old lmao. I like these two songs better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2g4NRbwr0s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBwwzZ9hJgU
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Old 17-09-2012, 02:17
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2.) The lyric: "this heart will self destruct in 5 seconds"

Why 5 seconds?
It's a reference to Mission: Impossible. The agents listen to their assignments on a cassette tape and it says at the end "This tape will self-destruct in five seconds", with the tape blowing up afterwards.
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Old 17-09-2012, 10:20
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Hmmm ... cheesy video, but the song isn't bad, and she got a decent enough singing voice for this sort of song.

The Gregmeister rating ... 7/10
her voice is surprisingly good, and overall I find it no worse than that Lana Del Rey rubbish thats doing the rounds (I really, really, don't see what the fuss is about - sure, she looks good, but the music she releases is *boring*).
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