Bless 'em, Bruce and Tess aren't known for their subtlety...

In past years we have had-
Tina OBrien - a mother in her twenties - talked to and treated like a 10 year old just cos she is lucky enough to look less than her age.
Austin and repeated demands to Show us your guns
Any woman over 60 with a posh accent and no tattoos is "classy" (Cherei and Flissity)

And who can forget Jo Wood "losing a Stone"?

What this year?

I suspect inane comments about Jerry being Tall, and every sentence from Tess will include Y'All.
I predict Louis to be the focus of sexual harassment from Ms Daly

'Personality' to be used repeatedly when discussing, judging or interviewing Lisa.

This is vague, in order not to offend the uber sensitive.

Someone's got to have guns.

There will be much innuendo concerning showmances between young fit women and men with their respective pros.

Ooo you are tall from Brucie to streaky.

Lisa patronized over her weight.

Fawning from the panel over their 'chosen one'.

Olympic athletes subjected to jokes (?) about bikes and gym equipment.

Bruno camping it up with Richard.

Kimbeleh's bum.

Thank god for the ff button.

standing ovations from the audience.... don't forget those!!

I can see Dani getting the same treatment as Tina Obrien. She still looks very young, and she said herself on her Twitter she's the size of a borrower..... speaking from experience, will probably end up being treated like a child in the process.... particularly by Tess.

Should she end up being partnered with Vincent (DISCLAIMER: I said SHOULD. I haven't seen the pairings myself, so I don't know if she is. I'm just speculating.) I expect we'll hear lots of things along the lines of "our little pocket rockets" and all the other stereotypes used for us short people.

And this one will only really make sense if you ever watched/read Tracy Beaker, but I fully expect to hear something along the lines of "If you don't want Dani to be sent to the Dumping Ground......" at some stage.

We'll probably also hear something like "If you think Kimberley should be ALOUD back".....

Also, mimi's probably spot on. Poor Louis has no idea what he's let himself in for..... andthat's just Tess!

"They're on their feet!!!!" x 12 per episode, reducing.

A fake rivalry being set up between two slebs.

Someone being desperate to get to Wembley.

Someone being desperate to get to 30.

Someone being desperate to get a 10.

Baby wars.

Nan wars dead or alive.

Injury porn.

Johhny Ball will have it mentioned how old he is at least 4 times a week, him and Bruce will have competitions to show how not doddery they are and tthe fact he is zoe's father will also be mentioned at least twice a week and the fact he has to beat her what with her having got to week X

This thread is hysterical!

I would have thought that Louis will be far too busy fighting Bruno off to worry too much about Tess.

I expect Len will pickle his walnuts again at some point.

He'll also have a random hissy fit at someone. Probably Brendan.

There's always a pro that doesn't know what the buttons on a shirt are for, I spotted one of these aficionados on The One Show just now.

You stole mine, dead nans are mine.



Tess is more relentless. He's in front of Bruno for 10 seconds, Tess will get umpteen chances at embarrassing him. : And she'll take every single one, she's like a pitbull with lockjaw, she's not letting go.

Darcy will be told endlessly how much classy, elegant, experienced....insert your own superlative here......she is leaving the "compared to Alesha" unsaid.

Dani will be told she's cheeky.
Jerry will be told she's statuesque
Colin will be told he's great at ballroom
Louis will be told he gave it some welly (like every sportsman before him )
Fern will be told she's a game old bird, probably by Bruce
They will drop in Westlife or Girls Aloud puns at every opportunity
We will be told at EVERY opportunity how Denise has NO ballroom experience and ballroom is so different
Every camp innuendo will be used for Richard
Michael will be told about his ugly banana hands by Craig
Lisa will be patronised at every opportunity
Johnny will be commended on his energy for someone his age
Sid who cares?
Victoria will be told she scrubs at well.

Optimistic, cheery bunch, aren't you?

Sid will be told he came aht

*severrrrrrrrrrn*

<... shoots self>

[quote=Alli-F;61128592]You stole mine, dead nans are mine.

mwhahaha

Michael will be told he came aht and danced like a bloke.

Len will pickle his walnuts.

Bruno will demonstrate his leg extensions. Len will not be amused.

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Been done!

Len and Craig will squabble.

Bruno will attempt to use Darcey as a prop, forgetting that Alesha is no longer sitting there.

Len and Bruce will be homophobic.

"As a sportsman..."
"You really came aht and attacked it..."
"Go on my son..."
"Too much faffing abht.."
"As a tall person, the Jive is a very hard dance..." (Jerry)

Len-isms galore.

has 'naked in Tesco's' been done yet?

... Will Bruno dare and try to dry-hump D'arsey like he did Allleeeeeeeeesha?

I'd PAY to see that...

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Whoops so it has I remember reading it too even more ing

We're more 'seasoned pros'

"Meet my gaze, son..."
"I'm from ballroom, and I wanna see more CONTENT"