Ian: "I'm not here to f...in' babysit"

Ian and Dan discuss Jury votes,

Ian says Dan has Jenn "on lock"

Dan says Ian has Shane and Joe.

Sounds right to me.

Dan and Ian encourage each other to dismiss anything Danielle may say.

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Dani in bed crying. I let my parents down. I let Shane down. I'm so depressed. I just want this to be over.

Danielle: "If I'm supposed to finish 3rd, then let me go."

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Ian & Dan agree Danielle win have votes. Ian thinks Jenn won't vote for him because he has a penis.
Ian thinks Danielle will have Shane & Jenn. He thinks Frank would vote for her & Ash will follow. Dan thinks Joe could vote for her too because he feels sorry for her.

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Dani still crying and mumbling alone, in bed. I'm so alone. I'm so tired of being hurt in this game. (hard to make everything out)

Dan to Ian: "Frank is gonna be so pissed when he sees it's you and me at the end"

The subtext being that his vote could go either way....

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Dan tells Ian that Frank is going to be so F***ing pissed when he sees it's them in the Final 2. They both crack up.

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Dan asks Ian if he'll buy his friend a bunch of pokemon stuff if he wins.
Ian says he will, that if he wins $50k he'll pay off school loans. But if he wins $500k, he'll put it in some investments he can live off of. They talk about beating some big players along the way (Mike Boogie, etc).

Dan & Ian agree to play chess and have a chat.
Dani still sniffeling in bed.

Ian to the camera: "Mom, mom I did it. I won $50k"

Not so fast young man....

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He needs the hammock!

Even if Ian doesn't throw it. He may have the mentality that he definatley has final 2 no matter what, and make him no compete at the highest of capabilities. Which would allow Dan to swoop in, then cut him off. I would like that to happen. I think Dan could probably win, even without a throw.

The last bit of excitement we have before the jury, would only be Dan winning, and cut Ian off. And although a Dan/Ian f2 would be complete justice, I would give that up, to see this happening!!

Jesus wept. If Dan is saying stuff like that while still intending to ditch Ian, then he's even nastier than I thought. While I think Dan deserves to win, I would love to see him go out third just for being such a greedy twunt.

For the record is tonight's episode a recap? If so I'll make this an early night.

I think it was originally supposed to be a 'season highlights' show but because Shane's eviction was so awesome they're going to show all that drama in addition to the highlights.

I think they're saving all three parts of the HoH for the finale.

What makes you think that? Surely they will do Part 1 in Sundays highlights seeing as it took place just after the eviction? Part 2 and 3 will be on the finale with part 3 being live.

Because Julie didn't mention it on Thursday show and they'd struggle to fit it in with the blindside drama and season review.

Examiner recap
http://www.examiner.com/article/big-...-the-final-hoh

BB Network recap
http://bigbrothernetwork.com/big-bro...ay-highlights/

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Dani's Moment of Clarity
http://tvgrapevine.com/_/big-brother...moment-o-r1780

Shane interview
http://forums.jokersupdates.com/ubbt...umber=18641581

new thread
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showt...7#post61160977