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tortoiseperson
06-10-2012
I propose:

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“She's been getting a bit of a bad press so here's a tribute to Denise Van Ringer:-

Oh I’m the ringerest ringer
To be on SCD
As the public knows
I’ve been in shows
My name is DVT

Been on stage in Chicago
But just sat on a stool
I’ve never tried
The ballroom side
May well look like a fool

Oh oobee do
I’ve done some dance it’s true oo oo
I can walk the walk
Talk the talk
Oo oo oo
But if you just knew oo oo
It’s tough for me ee ee
To learn to be
Like a posh bird too.”

Pet Monkey
06-10-2012
How about this one? Stockingfiller discusses the effect of the right Pro on a dancer's appeal:
Kimberley also has Pasha as her partner and he seems to be the ideal squeeze for many. If he'd danced with a ferret, it would be spoken of as the best ferret in the universe.
(From the 'Why is Kimberley so likeable' thread)
allgrownup
07-10-2012
From the Non-app thread:

Originally Posted by CinnamonGirl:
“A journey of emotional development for Louis perhaps? Is that on anyone's Bingo cards?”

Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“How Pinocchio became a real boy?”

mimi dlc
07-10-2012
Completely off topic but somehow the solar system ended up being discussed...
Originally Posted by Rednell:
“Problem was, one of OH's grandkids was telling me all 8 of the planets. Apparently, Pluto is no longer worthy of Planet Status. ”

Originally Posted by Pet Monkey:
“But what about us Scorpios?! Are we lawless, godless, and alone in the universe now”

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“No, but you do have to accept that you're now being governed by a piece of gravel.”

perdiedumpling
07-10-2012
Useful spelling tip:
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Unappreciating the fact that I had to look up the word 'rhythm' again. Pesky little word. A bugger to spell.”

Originally Posted by Pet Monkey:
“Rhythm
Has
Your
Two
Hips
Moving

”

fancynancy
08-10-2012
From 'Did Lisa get good marks because of her weight?'. A proper little beauty, this one.



Originally Posted by Veri:
“Some people (rightly, imo) dislike the prejudice in favour of larger girls and remember the endless gushing over Natalie Cassidy.

At least Lisa hasn't yet played the "real woman" card, though she has said she's doing it for the chubbies.”

Originally Posted by Linda_Dean:
“Not what I remember at all. I remember a lot of bitchy posts about Natalie Cassidy, a lot of which focused negatively about her weight.

Prejudice in favour of larger girls? LMAO! Are you kidding me? You'll need to build a better strawman argument than that. Have you seen the state of modern media when it comes to weight, more specifically, a womans weight? Have you looked around this forum? Endless negative threads about weight. For every positive prejudice you can find, you will find hundreds of zealously hateful 'anti-fatty' attitudes; you'll find thousands more condescending, uninformed, ignorant attitudes.

I was at the doctors surgery recently. Now, whilst I wouldn't normally wipe my arse with those 'celeb gossip' type magazines you find all over doctors receptions, let alone pay money for one, just a quick glance over to the table showed what was a myriad of brain imploding spiteful stupidity. The cover on each and every one of them was filled with nothing but who is getting fat, who had wobbly bits, who looks the fattest, who looks too thin, who lost weight, etc. This trash came complete with close up pictures designed to cause maximum embarrassment. It is finger pointing and snickering on an awful level. It's all the more worrying because its sells! I still can't believe people part with money for that sort of trash.

Me personally, I couldn't give a flying f*ck. Fat, thin, big, small, pink, purple or orange... whatever, none of it really f*cking matters. Someone has to have very little going on in their life, (not to mention their heads) if they feel it's important enough to give a damn about something so ridiculously unimportant. I can understand something not being someones 'cup of tea', but not liking something enough to inspire spite is something else altogether.

And yes, I agree, prejudice, positive or negative cheapens any issue and detracts from any intellectual rigour a particular issue may have. But prejudice in favour of largers girls? Sounds like straw you just clutched at.

If Lisa's weight (or the 'celebration' of it) offends your sense of indignation, then whatever works for you. But don't confuse the praise she is getting as a form of positive prejudice. A lot of people had preconceived notions about her ability because of her weight (negative prejudice). Not only did she dispel them, she did so in the most vivacious, skilful, glamorous, energetic, joyfully delightful way.”

Pet Monkey
09-10-2012
Terry defends Lisa with typical Terry verve on the Lisa / Strictly's Roly Polys thread:

Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“I don't see Lisa as a 'one trick pony' either, more of a 'Feisty Filly' for me.”

Leading to this best pun of the season (so far):

Originally Posted by CravenHaven:
“That's because you are strictly alliterate.”

IzzieStar
09-10-2012
Very surprised that nobody has posted Terry's 'Big Brother' comment about bursting into song.

Even thinking about it I'm smiling!
Pet Monkey
09-10-2012
Originally Posted by IzzieStar:
“Very surprised that nobody has posted Terry's 'Big Brother' comment about bursting into song.

Even thinking about it I'm smiling!”

Where is it, Izzie? I could do with a reason to smile.
IzzieStar
09-10-2012
Originally Posted by Pet Monkey:
“Where is it, Izzie? I could do with a reason to smile.”

From memory, it was in the thread about whether Strictly was filmed live or not. Hope it suceeds in making you smile!
perdiedumpling
09-10-2012
Originally Posted by pauljoanss:
“Tonight on Take 2 the large lady was running he hands over her partners body and acting excited while Zoe said she thought she could see his apps (or something similar) thro his shirt.”

Originally Posted by StigOfTheKrump:
“And I find it disgusting how Robin's apps are visible through his shirt. It's a blatant advertising campaign for the iPhone.”

Well, made me laugh!
BuddyBontheNet
09-10-2012
Terry's post from the is scd filmed Live ? thread

Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“I think Big Brother always has a bit of a time delay in case they burst into song, it gives them chance to cut the sound to avoid paying royalties.”

Made me giggle anyway!
BuddyBontheNet
10-10-2012
From the Denise Van Outen: Fake & Cringeworthy !!!! thread

Originally Posted by shefair:
“See I should have continued to read the thread shouldn't I there's me thinking people were not keen on her because she was a bit common and loud

How wrong was I

are you sure she hasn't divorced her husband, have 24 children,live in a £1million mansion on benefits , really come from Poland and have a hook for a hand under that arm hankie.”

mimi dlc
10-10-2012
TK puts the "sexist" thread in its place...

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Phwoaarr...

Look at the @rse on this thread...”

mimi dlc
11-10-2012
Is there an echo in here?
Originally Posted by BruciesChin:
“I hope Brendan's inability to teach latin won't hold Victoria back. I love her.”

Originally Posted by BruciesChin:
“Victoria would have been far better suited to dancing with Anton. He would have constructed a far more appropriate routine for her as well as being far less intense and more supportive.”

Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“I totally agree with you, when I said this some fell over laughing, its good to know that my opinions are common sense.”

Originally Posted by BruciesChin:
“Thank you Terry, that means a lot coming from you . If only the people on here would listen to your wise and sage advice, Strictly would be an even better show than it already is.”

Originally Posted by BruciesChin:
“Thank you. I'm glad you agree.”

Originally Posted by fridgesoup:
“"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." Franklin P. Jones once said.

Apparently it can also improve certain cognitive functions.

Who knew?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0417221613.htm”

Kmc1978
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Is there an echo in here?”

sofakat
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Is there an echo in here?”

Oh there was, there was. A definite clatter. The blind leading the blind, and then tripping over the doorstep.
shuddupfluffy
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Oh there was, there was. A definite clatter. The blind leading the blind, and then tripping over the doorstep.”

Do I have to expand my 'ignore' list? Thanks for the tip-off!
katie_p
11-10-2012
Because it deserves to be post of the day at least once every series of Strictly:
Originally Posted by nancy1975:
“The Official Digital Spy Ballroom Dance Glossary.

Strictly unapproved by the National Federation of Ballroom Dancers and Teachers. Or whatever it's called.

Tango. Man looks angry. Woman looks like shop mannequin. Stomp diagonally across the floor with bent legs. Stomp back. Do a few kicks. Stomp.

Foxtrot. Walking abaht.

Rumba. Walking abaht slowly while posing and hailing a taxi. Slowly. Woman dressed in bikini with tablecloth draped across her.

Paso Doble. Man looking like he is balancing a slug on his top lip. Woman looks angry. Or blank. Cape faffing. Drag. Walk. Drag. Walk. Drag. Man dominant. Though looks a complete berk. Ole' optional. Woman dressed in sheet that can become cape. Man in jacket several sizes too small.

Waltz. Head on shoulder cheesy opening. Or step bothering. Twirl. Left. Twirl. Right. Spin. Twirl. Tumble dry. End up smooching.

Quickstep. Hop. Skip. Stumble. Tumble.

Salsa. Flail flail flail.

Samba. Stupid. Man tries to break woman's back rolling. Run around together. Fall over. Bounce bounce bounce. Like Tigger. Woman dressed in half a swimming costume with feathers stuck to it.

Argentine Tango. Man tries to break woman's legs. Scissor scissor. Lift. Scissor. Woman tries to break something else of man's.

American Smooth. Walking abaht with some twirly stuff. Picking laydee up and twirling.

Viennese Waltz. Spin. Spin. Spin. Dizzy. Bucket. Vomit. End. Woman in dress with washing hanging off ends.

Jive. Trying to flick gum off your shoe while flailing. For small people. Not for tall. If choreographed by D Bennett some tie related activity. At end show off splits. Like drunk bird out of pub.

Cha Cha Cha. Flail flail flail to different beat. Hailing taxi. Fast. Woman dressed in old tasselled lampshade.

Group dance. Unrecognisable. Random jigging abaht. Everyone doing a different style to everyone else. All out of time.

Showdance. Weight lifting contest. Or manic grinning and leaping abaht to show tune. Or rolling a foil wrapped turkey around to a power ballad. Roll. Heave. Anatomy.”

Minstrelgirl
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by katie_p:
“Because it deserves to be post of the day at least once every series of Strictly:”

Thank-you!
My first time to see this....and suddenly the show makes sense. (The celebs should be given a copy of this at the start of the season, it would save a lot of time and confusion in the training rooms, especially as every year it becomes evident that most of them have rarely watched the show.)
Stockingfiller
11-10-2012
Hadn't seen that before ! It's brilliant.

Can imagine the judges' comments arising from that list.
mimi dlc
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by nancy1975:
“
Tango. Man looks angry. Woman looks like shop mannequin. Stomp diagonally across the floor with bent legs. Stomp back. Do a few kicks. Stomp.

Foxtrot. Walking abaht.

Rumba. Walking abaht slowly while posing and hailing a taxi. Slowly. Woman dressed in bikini with tablecloth draped across her.

American Smooth. Walking abaht with some twirly stuff.
.”

I think Jerry could win this!
fancynancy
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by Minstrelgirl:
“Thank-you!
My first time to see this....and suddenly the show makes sense. (The celebs should be given a copy of this at the start of the season, it would save a lot of time and confusion in the training rooms, especially as every year it becomes evident that most of them have rarely watched the show.)”

This was attempted when the author gave birth to the post!

I sourced the email addresses of producers & assistant producers etc etc, and sent the post to them, but I never received any replies. maybe it's worth another go?)

Nancy1975 and I have no connection - she's the author, I was just the (failed) would be conduit.
fancynancy
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I think Jerry could win this!”

She'd need a few fag breaks.
mimi dlc
11-10-2012
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“She'd need a few fag breaks. ”

Maybe they could be incorporated into the routines

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