From the Flying Kimberley thread

Mr Gump and I have just rolled around laughing at this so much we almost tipped our mobile home over! (French trailer trash)

I'm going back to watch it again...

From the 'Contestant outdancing their pro partners thread'

After Len's laboured insistance that the Salsa comes from Kingston, Jamaica (just so he could shoehorn a joke about Kingston upon thames), there has been some discussion on where Len will think the Samba comes from...

OMG I haven't laughed so much in ages..... thankyou thankyou thankyou

Thank Sunstone!

Widdecombe has a degree in Latin, so she is officially better at Latin than Anton

""Elle dance avec des casseroles au cul" is my new favourite insult

Stick around...Henri Didier is coming round tomorrow for more ..

Delusional...but it brightened my morning.

I love that!

from the Artem shirtless - yay or nay thread...

My vote from last night:

Nice one!

Also loving this exchange:

After a minor mispelling...

Perfectly topical

on the correct way Fern should /shouldn't waft her skirt...

Discussing Nicky's posture






By the way, am I easily amused or is the forum so dull this year that no-one else can find a post worthy of sharing????

From the roll your eyes thread

Posted by Pet monkey

Quote:
Originally Posted by primer
i have 350,000 years experience as an expert performer of chasamballetangogo and i am telling you they are all rubbish.

and that is just the pros.
Or conversely:

I know nothing about nothing but... X is the best dancer I've ever seen in all my born days. His freckles alone were superb

Must admit mimi there is a dire shortage of good giggles this year.

Indeed Buddy.

Apologies to the many FM that have him on Ignore, but this post fromTerriMI5 about the frustrations of the internet made me laugh...

The attached has just made me laugh until real tears and snot came. More more more please.
I really hope Henri Didier is a real person, as I think I'm in love


Originally Posted by geordiegump

Bonjour Mes DOTS!

Mr Gump and myself are now living in France.

I still love keeping up with the DOT goings on so had a look at the show with my rustic neighbour Henri Didier...an SCD Virgin

(Before you ask, I have brought fresh baguettes, smelly cheeses and a very fine vat of vin rouge...Henri Didier has brought pickled garlic, apple brandy and his cigs.)

He wants to give you DOTS his Euro's worth...so I've put his comments below..

So, I know it was the 'Halloween Special' but even so...when Henri saw Lord Bruce Voldemort..
("À boire ou je tue le chien!"
Bring me something to drink or I kill the dog! )


*WTF were Vinthent and Diddy Dani?
("Ils sont seule haut comme trois pommes!"
literally: they are only as tall as three apples".ha! ha!)


*The irony of Victearia being a Corpse Bride wasn't lost on me and I thought Brenda was much improved in looks as a ghoul
( " Sucer les pissenlits par la racine"B(literally: "they are as dead as dandelions who have been sucked by the roots ")


*Lisa and Robin....
( " Je te vois venir avec tes gros sabots"
(literally: "I see you coming with your big clogs")


*Colin and Crotchtittya...
"Il y une couille dans le potage"( "There is a problem here"
(literally: "there is a ball (i.e., testicule) in the soup")

*Fern and Artem...
("Elle dance avec des casseroles au cul"
(literally: "she dances with saucepans hung on her arse")

*Richard and Erin...
( "Il coincer la bulle"
He is simply bumming around

After much shoulder shrugging he concluded that most of the slebs..

" Peigner la girafe"

Did something quite useless (literally: "to comb the giraffe")

He wants to watch next week's though...

When Ola came on..
" Il en a bavé des ronds de chapeau"His eyes nearly popped out of his head (literally: "he dribbled hat circles")

Salut mes braves...