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Doktor Dances

01-10-2012

I feel this needs a wider audience than just the disapprication thread

Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“This is me doing my best Monkseal impression

Here's pretent Katya and her out of work actor:
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8feef172.png

I suspect the flowers cost more than the whole set

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps2259a21a.png

"Hello, I'm a Kylie impersonater and this is how Peter Andre looks before make up"

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps4bd0e576.png

"And this is Kylie when she's working at the Tirana Massage Parlour"

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps3a40307f.png

The theme of their quickstep is "I love Terry's Chocolate Orange"

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps096d7bec.png

I looked like this trying to undo a girl's bra back in the day

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8880f17f.png

"Gapping issues, darling"

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1915b29d.png

"One of us stinks"

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0138e4c1.png

At this point they both go wrong, insofar as there was a routine to follow, so this is the result of a trip that neither were able to deal with

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps11d89a78.png

Madness. Utter madness.

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...psf8f247bf.png”

Doktor Dances

01-10-2012

Part two, with a direct link to another episode at the bottom

Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“One more, then I need to go into town

I'm worried that the man at the front is going to cast a spell and disappear into a puff of smoke
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps84ae32dc.png

This is our presenter. She's using a seat-belt buckle, you see, very practical
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps918009f8.png

Ignore the facial expressions, look how cheap the Glitterball is
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9ed48491.png

Nothing as cheap as some parts of the set, though
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...psc91e0201.png

If you can pronounce it, you get to keep it
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...psdb4740f4.png

This looks like it'll be a typical Paso
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps00b61834.png

Then she flashes her vagina to the camera
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...psf1702947.png

What follows is about 30 seconds of both dancers having no clue about what the Paso actually is. He clearly doesn't know it that well, so does a lot of stamping and framing and the like, whilst she wafts herself like an animated toilet roll holder.

It ends like this

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...psd37534ed.png

And after a good five minutes of talking, forty seconds of walking around gets the highest score so far
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...psefec6868.png”

Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“I logged on and saw what DD had written, went off to google and found this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu6L...feature=showob

Watch from about 13 minutes - supposedly an American Smooth - as defined by the dress, of course!

The thing is like DD, I can't work out who the professional is and who the celeb is!”

Doktor Dances

05-10-2012

No shame in bumping this