So, in summary -

On the downside: Louis has a ridiculous haircut, silly facial hair, a gormless expression, wears daft outfits, appears to have little charisma or any chemistry with Flav, has never read a book (), is not media savvy, says stupid things, is pinging gaydars up and down the land but may have had a tryst with a blond with a snigger-worthy name....or not..

on the plus side: he's ver, ver pretty.




I like him!

Basically, yes.


Erm, on the plus side he can dance?

I mean, we still care about that don't we?

There's dancing??!!

That's the media for you Louis, unfortunately that's what happens when any words are uttered from your mouth, stories can come manifest from nearly nothing.