Opening titles up
Sid and Ola - a couple who don't really like each other having a "Special Offer" photograph done at a shopping centre booth
Fern nd Artem - Flash of ring (FNARR) put in by Kara ("Don't you forget it COW, or you BASTARD LOVE YOU".
Colin and Katrina - First male celebrity who has to rest on his knees.
Victoria and Brendan - "Wheeeeeeeeeee, I was a cyclist, see how I spin around"
Richard and Erin - Richard is a middle aged gay man trying to act like a middle aged straight man, and Erin is just floating around her island trying to find coconuts and fish and younger, more muscley men and maybe even the odd muscley woman
Kimberley and Pasha - are doing the same as Chelsee and Pasha, no? It's Kimberley having GIRL POWER, yeah, like CHERYL HAS WHO I KNOW DID I MENTION THAT?
Michael CAN'T DANCE, have we established this yet? He can't even make enough dances for the background
Lisa and Robin. She's FAT, LOL. He's GAY, LOL. They're going to have so much FUN with the girls, xxx, u alright hun, xxx
Louis and Flavia. "Look, he's dead strong!" " Look, she's dead happy at not having Russell"
Dani and Vincent - The producers have clearly decided that side by side they'd just look like children's television presenters. Or Jedward. And from the top, she looks about 20 rather than around 12
Denise and James - DIRTY RINGER, Look, she's doing 10 different dances in the background, the CHEAT. And then there's some shots of her vagina.
Johnny and the corpse of Aliona - HE'S DEAD OLD
Jerry and Anton - he's happy with her, isn't he? This looks a bit like a man who went on holiday alone and came back ""with a woman"" if you know what I mean
Nicky and Karen Har....Heueueur. She's a bit flirty, isn't she? He's not.
Fern nd Artem - Flash of ring (FNARR) put in by Kara ("Don't you forget it COW, or you BASTARD LOVE YOU".
Colin and Katrina - First male celebrity who has to rest on his knees.
Victoria and Brendan - "Wheeeeeeeeeee, I was a cyclist, see how I spin around"
Richard and Erin - Richard is a middle aged gay man trying to act like a middle aged straight man, and Erin is just floating around her island trying to find coconuts and fish and younger, more muscley men and maybe even the odd muscley woman
Kimberley and Pasha - are doing the same as Chelsee and Pasha, no? It's Kimberley having GIRL POWER, yeah, like CHERYL HAS WHO I KNOW DID I MENTION THAT?
Michael CAN'T DANCE, have we established this yet? He can't even make enough dances for the background
Lisa and Robin. She's FAT, LOL. He's GAY, LOL. They're going to have so much FUN with the girls, xxx, u alright hun, xxx
Louis and Flavia. "Look, he's dead strong!" " Look, she's dead happy at not having Russell"
Dani and Vincent - The producers have clearly decided that side by side they'd just look like children's television presenters. Or Jedward. And from the top, she looks about 20 rather than around 12
Denise and James - DIRTY RINGER, Look, she's doing 10 different dances in the background, the CHEAT. And then there's some shots of her vagina.
Johnny and the corpse of Aliona - HE'S DEAD OLD
Jerry and Anton - he's happy with her, isn't he? This looks a bit like a man who went on holiday alone and came back ""with a woman"" if you know what I mean
Nicky and Karen Har....Heueueur. She's a bit flirty, isn't she? He's not.
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“Michael CAN'T DANCE, have we established this yet? He can't even make enough dances for the background”
“Michael CAN'T DANCE, have we established this yet? He can't even make enough dances for the background”
Precisely...and as also evidenced by a "cricket swing" cameo in the group dance and a truly pathetic attempt at a "wrist shake" in his intro video...and the very reason why I have said he'll be the first to get the boot from the minute I saw him on Launch Night.
Pasha had Chelsee in a lift position, not at all the same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...FT4yLLFJI#t=8s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...FT4yLLFJI#t=8s
Originally Posted by Kelley18644:
“Pasha had Chelsee in a lift position, not at all the same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...FT4yLLFJI#t=8s”
“Pasha had Chelsee in a lift position, not at all the same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...FT4yLLFJI#t=8s”
I stand corrected.
Originally Posted by jiroos:
“Precisely...and as also evidenced by a "cricket swing" cameo in the group dance and a truly pathetic attempt at a "wrist shake" in his intro video...and the very reason why I have said he'll be the first to get the boot from the minute I saw him on Launch Night.”
“Precisely...and as also evidenced by a "cricket swing" cameo in the group dance and a truly pathetic attempt at a "wrist shake" in his intro video...and the very reason why I have said he'll be the first to get the boot from the minute I saw him on Launch Night.”
Ah don't get me wrong
I like Michael, and I think the Forum has been very unfair and unkind. You can't judge him on what you've seen so far, at all.
He's a middle aged white man, whose training footage to date has been about 90 seconds of an 8 hour session.
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“
I like Michael, and I think the Forum has been very unfair and unkind. You can't judge him on what you've seen so far, at all.
He's a middle aged white man, whose training footage to date has been about 90 seconds of an 8 hour session.”
“
I like Michael, and I think the Forum has been very unfair and unkind. You can't judge him on what you've seen so far, at all.
He's a middle aged white man, whose training footage to date has been about 90 seconds of an 8 hour session.”
Like you, I have nothing whatsoever against Michael - I'm simply going on first impressions, much the same way as the judges do when Bruce asks for their comments on the Launch Night group dance. Without being unkind/unfair, I did think he came across as the weakest.
That said, he is dancing a very slow waltz for his first dance - so this may be his saving. Johnny Ball cha cha cha'ing to "Drive My Car" could be car crash TV at its best as could Colin thrusting to "I Feel Good". Michael may just get a bye in Week 1...
