Oh for heaven's sake what pack mentality? So far, I've seen negative posts towards

Fern
Michael
Louis
Richard
Johnny
Kimberley
Richard
Sid
Jerry
Dani
Colin
Lisa
Victoria
And yes, Denise

So all of them. I have also seen positive posts about all of them. There is no pack mentality,people like who they like and dislike who they dislike.

Someone has to be the most unpopular, just as someone else has to be the most popular and the more interesting characters will provoke the most love and hate. This is better than being forgotten about like Michael or Richard where very few have an opinion either way.

There might have been negative comments about all of them, but not threads accusing of them of being fake and cringeworthy, or a ringer.

It might have been Denise who left the cap off the toothpaste. No other celeb has ever done that. I hear the ducking stool being made ready, whilst faggots are being collected.

She shall be examined for moles ( mice, hedgehog etc) and there shall be much quaffing and carousing when she is eliminated. Then a ceremonial dance arounfd the embers will take place, in honour of the god of impariality and reason before angered, he casts down thunderbolts enabling Johnny Ball or Jerry Hall to win.

Don't forget the scold's bridle. Oohh and the chastity belt. She doesn't spend too much time with her husband if she can help it.

Her elimination will of course take place on Guy Fawkes/Bonfire night. All the Essex folk - her voters will be on the village green watching firework displays! It will be dear Lulu all over again.

what do you mean might have been Denise who left the cap off the toothpaste

she has already been found guilty of that

I know for a fact it was Denise who drunk all the milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge this morning

Posted this on the post of the day thread - brilliant!

She drank all the milk ?

It seems that there's a possibility that Denise isn't really from Essex. A fan who supports a male celeb dancer with a bad new haircut has revealed that Denise is actually from the forest in which Hansel and Gretel were lured to a gingerbread house.

No other celebrity is from a deep dark forest in which Three Little Pigs' houses are blown down, grannies get eaten up by wolves and trolls lurk under bridges.

All this should be taken into account. Several other contestants are available to vote for and we'll tell you who, when the time comes. Meanwhile, don't forget to spread the word with a and a .

PS I'm now convinced to vote for her as I refuse to comply with the Fairytale propaganda.