As many people suspect, the other man is Derek.

So my theory is that the reason it's taking so long is that Kat is undergoing an intensive course of therapy to prepare herself for the scene when she has to have Toad slobbering all over her and groping her.

Understandably it's taking a LOT longer than first anticipated.

Why the Kat storyline is taking so long to come out

to torture us probably:sleep:

*insert penis-size joke here*

Apparently LN thinks this is "entertaining"

I'm disappointed in her for this. BK cut some of Santer's storylines short and changed stuff around but LN couldn't make any changes to this awful storyline or reveal the identity of the shagger sooner

I've taken to calling her "Lorraine Kirkwood" from now on; I'm convinced she's his sister.

Do you think we'll get big reveal?

BK: You aint my sister!

Haha

It should be completed random episode starring everyone behind the scenes.

Surely it'll be better than the main show

That would be gold! Imagine BK's face at the Duff-Duff!

I want Santer there! He could bitch slap BK for ruining the show after the live ep

LMAO

What if BK is Santer's secret son?

'You ain't my sister' and ' You ain't my father' in the same episode Maybe we can have Amy in there with "You Ain't My Muvva!"

Haha those would be Amy's first words

Also Shenice returns and is revealed as Tracy's Secret Daughter. The Two have a conversation.

That one REALLY wouldn't happen.

Wonder if Roxy and Jack would even notice
I'd love for Amy to start calling everyone mum and dad cos she can't really tell who her parents are Poor kid must be confused, she's passed around so much



Could happen

The show is suffering without Shenice. How will EE survive without her?

That would be funny

Shenice and Tracey ARE EastEnders

It could be an EE first. A two-hander performed entirely in mime.

They could have Fatboy in the background as a living statue version of the Queen Vic bust.

Amy is played by two kids, so get them both in to have a stare-off competition.

You've got to be kidding here.... Just reading the article about Derek leaving, and it says in there the shagger storyline is going to be revealed at Christmas. Another 12 weeks of it?!?!

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vie...s-grizzly-end/

EE have done that a lot recently, they tease us with storylines and secrets and it's boring.

Well because while people are waiting to find out who it is she's actually shagging a few more into the mix to make it more complicated plus she's getting charged up for more baby popping so she needs time be fair on walfords local roundabout.

BiB: iHeart, tell me this isn't true! I don't think I could take it if it was true.

Does anyone even care who it is any more, it is such a lame storyline.