I was eating some chips I'd bought down town
When a little old man gave me a frown,
He said, "I've been alive since '22
But I've got lead in my pencil just for you!"

"Dad was a worker
Mi mum stayed at home
I couldn't afford a phone
I felt so alone"

Well I decided to go on the x factor
But if I done a cover I wouldn't get that far
I'll have some folk that love me, some will find me loathsome
But 8 million+ on a Saturday night? Great promotion

im a funny lesbian and you lot dont get it.

im gonna make a bundle anyway.

"I'm kitted out in check and plaid
from my head down to my toes
I spend my nights sat indoors
playing the invisible banjo"

Went to the shop
got some chocolate
ooooh it were good
now Im goin' to the pub"

Was eating a sandwich from Tesco
Something gave me the shake-o
I looked down, and oh my days
I saw a bug in my mayonaaaaaaaaaaaaise
Cockroach in my chicken salad
Complain quick to Trading Standards
I'll never get to be old and grey
What will I write songs about today?

I am young,
Food in my tum,
eeny meenie moe,
Sarah Ferguson and toes.

"A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see,
When I'm cleanin' windows"

Cromarty
Shipping Forecast - Issued:
1625 UTC Sat 06 Oct
Wind - Northwest 5 to 7, backing west 4.
Sea State - Slight or moderate, occasionally rough.
Weather - Showers.
Visibility - Good.

Had a big meal
It tasted fine
Went to the bog
Had a good time.

Today I woke up and went to the toilet
Had diahorrea, which food was the culprit?
Think it might have been the chicken from the chip shop
I can't sing but my song was nearly at the top.

Ahahaha.

Hahahaaaaaaa, actual loooool!!

saturday nights are not just for fights
They are also good for singing shite
Ive pulled the wool over Xfactor eyes
Im hoping to win the prize

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWpIMFEe2ds

This is Lucy's favourite singer.

I scream,
you scream,
we all scream,
for ice cream

I cant wright a song to save my life
but like lucy it will be shite

her song and singing was crap
but then again she didnt rap

Munchin on the muff is what I do
And throw in the odd guitar riff or two
Dull and lustre, lacking a distinct melody
My large chin makes me looks little like David ballamy

Im glad someone knows the shipping forecast, as soon as i posted it i wondered if anyone reading was even born back then

I am writing a song
This is a song I am writing
See this pen I'm writing with it
Writing this song

dont get me started
ever since you farted
in me mothers front room.
you used to be such a gent
always giving it 110%
but now you aint ever gonna be my groom.
bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggg

This was Exactly what I was thinking.

I saw a dog
He was sat on a log
In the bog
this is sh.t

Lol, all of you wish.