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Write a Lucy Spraggan song here!
I was eating some chips I'd bought down town
When a little old man gave me a frown, He said, "I've been alive since '22 But I've got lead in my pencil just for you!" |
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"Dad was a worker
Mi mum stayed at home I couldn't afford a phone I felt so alone" |
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Well I decided to go on the x factor
But if I done a cover I wouldn't get that far I'll have some folk that love me, some will find me loathsome But 8 million+ on a Saturday night? Great promotion |
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im a funny lesbian and you lot dont get it.
im gonna make a bundle anyway. |
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"I'm kitted out in check and plaid
from my head down to my toes I spend my nights sat indoors playing the invisible banjo" |
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Went to the shop
got some chocolate ooooh it were good now Im goin' to the pub" |
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Was eating a sandwich from Tesco
Something gave me the shake-o I looked down, and oh my days I saw a bug in my mayonaaaaaaaaaaaaise Cockroach in my chicken salad Complain quick to Trading Standards I'll never get to be old and grey What will I write songs about today? |
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I am young,
Food in my tum, eeny meenie moe, Sarah Ferguson and toes. |
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"A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see, When I'm cleanin' windows" |
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Cromarty
Shipping Forecast - Issued: 1625 UTC Sat 06 Oct Wind - Northwest 5 to 7, backing west 4. Sea State - Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Weather - Showers. Visibility - Good. |
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Had a big meal
It tasted fine Went to the bog Had a good time. |
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Today I woke up and went to the toilet
Had diahorrea, which food was the culprit? Think it might have been the chicken from the chip shop I can't sing but my song was nearly at the top. |
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Ahahaha.
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Cromarty
Shipping Forecast - Issued: 1625 UTC Sat 06 Oct Wind - Northwest 5 to 7, backing west 4. Sea State - Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Weather - Showers. Visibility - Good. |
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saturday nights are not just for fights
They are also good for singing shite Ive pulled the wool over Xfactor eyes Im hoping to win the prize |
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I scream,
you scream, we all scream, for ice cream |
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I cant wright a song to save my life
but like lucy it will be shite her song and singing was crap but then again she didnt rap |
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Munchin on the muff is what I do
And throw in the odd guitar riff or two Dull and lustre, lacking a distinct melody My large chin makes me looks little like David ballamy |
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Hahahaaaaaaa, actual loooool!!
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I am writing a song
This is a song I am writing See this pen I'm writing with it Writing this song |
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dont get me started
ever since you farted in me mothers front room. you used to be such a gent always giving it 110% but now you aint ever gonna be my groom. bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggg |
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Quote:
Cromarty
Shipping Forecast - Issued: 1625 UTC Sat 06 Oct Wind - Northwest 5 to 7, backing west 4. Sea State - Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Weather - Showers. Visibility - Good. |
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I saw a dog
He was sat on a log In the bog this is sh.t |
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Lol, all of you wish.
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