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My dog died
My cat died Now I can't decide Oh yes I know I'll go on a show then I'll die........on stage! REPEAT |
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Lets Do It!
Lets Do It! Get me to the Final Three, Lets Do It! Lets Do It! Theres nobody quite like me, I'm Rustic, Fantastic, And when I see Tulisa I get loose elastic Lets Do It! Lets Do It Tonight |
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I am laughing my head off with all of these lyrics. I wonder if Lucy herself will find this thread.
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Course she will, this is that difficult second album taken care of.
The contributions to this thread are genius though!
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I got up, and looked in the mirror
I saw me reflection and went back to bed. |
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Down by the sad sea side
sat two lovers side by side first he sighed then she sighed down by the sad sea side |
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Have you ever had that feeling when you walk into a room
And it isn't quite as cosy as you'd like? So you put a cardy on, or that comfortable old fleece And you mount your trusty exercise bike... Just a few extra layers and a bit of exercise - And all your chills and shivers are soon gone! Believe me when I tell you, cos I've tried it for myself - You don't have to turn the heating on... Tea and toast! Tea and toast! It will get you through the Winter, You can wear a hat indoors - it isn't wrong! And in the evening when it's chilly you can go down to the pub - You don't have to turn the heating on! |
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I'm Henry the eighth I am,
Henry the eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, She's been married seven times before, And everyone was a Henry (Henry), She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry, Henry the eighth I am Second verse, same as the first I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, She's been married seven times before, And everyone was a Henry (Henry), She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry, Henry the eighth I am (shouts) (guitar solo) I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, She's been married seven times before, And everyone was a Henry (Henry), She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry, Henry the eighth I am H-E-N-R-Y Henry (Henry), Henry (Henry) Henry the eighth I am I am, Henry the eighth I am And sang by patrick swayze in ghost http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxIAN6don4 |
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Hear the words I sing
War's a horrid thing So I sing sing sing Ding-a-ling-a-ling. |
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She'll be great on George Formby Week....
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Last night Louis saved Rylan
He is such a vile man But in return Louis wanted a favour Cos he was on Rylans gaydar Oh yes he should be in TOWIE Now Walshie's had his dressing room blowie I should win this competition Because I have eaten raw pigeon |
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Got up this mornin'
Started yawnin' wantin' me tea and toast. Went down stairs Apples and Pears To get me tea and toast Watching this morning I'm still yawning eating me tea and toast Went to college with the knowledge that I've had me tea and toast Arrived back home having been on the bus squeezed a spot and some of the puss landed in me tea and toast it's the end of the day and this I can say I've had my tea and toast |
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an old woman said she was dead
an old man said he was too i couldnt get over the dread i felt like i needed a poo REPEAT |
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I'm a sad little girl
In a lonely town. I'd like ter move mountains but I got none around. Me tea n toast is cold and shit Like me songs Im not a hit. (Chorus) ooooooooh ... but i could be if you'd vote fer me and id strum a lot and hum a bit But it's not meant ter be. Woe is me with just me guitar fer com-pany. (Repeat loads of times) |
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Got up this mornin'
Started yawnin' wantin' me tea and toast. Went down stairs Apples and Pears To get me tea and toast Watching this morning I'm still yawning eating me tea and toast Went to college with the knowledge that I've had me tea and toast Arrived back home having been on the bus squeezed a spot and some of the puss landed in me tea and toast it's the end of the day and this I can say I've had my tea and toast Quote:
Lets Do It!
Lets Do It! Get me to the Final Three, Lets Do It! Lets Do It! Theres nobody quite like me, I'm Rustic, Fantastic, And when I see Tulisa I get loose elastic Lets Do It! Lets Do It Tonight |
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I went to the seashore
And this is what I saw A woman of ninety-three She said "When I was young I used to make love under that tree" So I went to the place that she pointed at Not forgetting before that to feed my cat I said kitty kitty kitty please eat your cat food But the cat said "No, 'cause I'm not in the mood for fun and games, fun and games" Then my cat gave me a terrifying meow So I left taking my shovel and plough I went to the tree in question I dug with all my strength I started to run out of breath When out of nowhere I found a chest I opened it and inside there was a vest It belonged to the man who the old lady loved and I gave that vest to my cat to cheer it up I said kitty kitty kitty please wear this vest But the cat said "No, 'cause I'm not in the mood for fun and games, fun and games" |
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You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round. And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest, His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22. They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic, But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week. They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart," And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart. He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best," She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest." That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man, Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van. He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread, And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head. She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right, You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night." He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way, And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day. Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door, It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four. And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course, And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse. Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr) And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand, He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man." "Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied, "And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side." Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun, They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun. But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned, And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand. Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart, And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart. And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust, Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust. Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die, And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky. Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned, And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land. But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted, But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed. Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate? Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate? They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. ![]()
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I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar) I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet (Ooh ar ooh ar) Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me (Ooh ar ooh ar) Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key I'll Stick by you I'll give you all that ya need (Ooh ar ooh ar) We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed (Ooh ar ooh ar) And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand (Ooh ar ooh ar) But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key For seven long years I've been alone in this place (Ooh ar ooh ar) Eat sleep in the kitchen it's a proper disgrace (Ooh ar ooh ar) Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind (Ooh ar ooh ar) I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc I think this made no 1 aswell
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This thread was down page 4
![]() How's this for Lucy ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPKA...feature=fvwrel |
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One day I woke up
And I got out of bed I ate my breakfast As my mum then said “Girl, you have to get a job Instead of sitting here all day Messing on that guitar Wasting your life away…..” So I lit a fag, and flicked some ash Got some inspiration from Kate Nash Wrote a couple of songs that sound like her And took myself off down to X-Factor, yeah… Then I auditioned... The judges listened… I got permission… To sing my own songs yeah, yeah, yeah… So I lit a fag, and flicked some ash Got some inspiration from Kate Nash Wrote a couple of songs that sound like her And now I’m on the finals of X-Factor, yeah… And now it’s been a year Since I was on And now I’m sitting here The fame has gone Because it’s next year’s turn And no one cares About the has beens From the X-Factor, yeah So I lit a fag, and flicked some ash Got some inspiration from Kate Nash Wrote a couple of songs that sound like her Remember me, from the X-Factor? No… |
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I logged off of Twitter
To go to the shitter, Cause that pint t' bitter's Gone straight though me. I've got dermatitis but even Dermot likes us. He'll fix it like Savile If I get sent home by Louis |
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I love my Guitar
Hopefully it'll Take me far As long as I can stand To the right of dermot's hand |
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I went on a date with I girl I hate, she turned up late and looked cheap and nasty, We went to greggs and I bought her a pasty but we didnt get on so I phoned her a taxi
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Shit or get off the pot (Cold meat pies)
Two, three, four...
Well, I used to busk in alleyways On rainy, wet and blowy days I used to gig in smelly pubs, Sing-talk me tunes in old men's clubs But me mum, she nagged and moaned at me To try and earn a proper fee Not take my pay in fibs and lies In pints and crisps and cold meat pies She said I had to pay my way Get off the pot or shit some day To stop pretending I can sing And just admit I'm quite boring But I like to write me quirky rhymes To play them at pub closing times I like the laughs I get from them The love I feel, (but not from men). I crave attention, that's all you see I'm no Wood, or Nash, or Stilgoe, me. I just pen words in amusing ways, And dress like a dust man... on me better days. I'll say I'm a one off, one of a kind, I'll say it enough, it'll get in your mind. But wave me a dollar, a pound or a yen And I'll murder a cover, again and again. So, come on join me, let's play the game Dont see through it all and realise I'm lame. It's all just a circus, come join in the fun I'll be gone in three months And we'll all have been done. |
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