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Old 07-10-2012, 10:35
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My dog died
My cat died
Now I can't decide
Oh yes I know
I'll go on a show
then I'll die........on stage!
REPEAT
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Old 07-10-2012, 10:46
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Lets Do It!
Lets Do It!
Get me to the Final Three,
Lets Do It!
Lets Do It!
Theres nobody quite like me,
I'm Rustic, Fantastic,
And when I see Tulisa I get loose elastic
Lets Do It! Lets Do It Tonight
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:12
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I am laughing my head off with all of these lyrics. I wonder if Lucy herself will find this thread.
Course she will, this is that difficult second album taken care of.
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:55
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Course she will, this is that difficult second album taken care of.
HAHA! Aww, poor Lucy. The contributions to this thread are genius though!
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:25
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I got up, and looked in the mirror
I saw me reflection and went back to bed.
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:26
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Down by the sad sea side
sat two lovers side by side
first he sighed
then she sighed
down by the sad sea side
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Old 07-10-2012, 16:47
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Have you ever had that feeling when you walk into a room
And it isn't quite as cosy as you'd like?
So you put a cardy on, or that comfortable old fleece
And you mount your trusty exercise bike...

Just a few extra layers and a bit of exercise -
And all your chills and shivers are soon gone!
Believe me when I tell you, cos I've tried it for myself -
You don't have to turn the heating on...

Tea and toast! Tea and toast! It will get you through the Winter,
You can wear a hat indoors - it isn't wrong!
And in the evening when it's chilly you can go down to the pub -
You don't have to turn the heating on!
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Old 07-10-2012, 17:22
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I'm Henry the eighth I am,
Henry the eighth I am I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before,
And everyone was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry,
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse, same as the first
I'm Henry the eighth I am,
Henry the eighth I am I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before,
And everyone was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry,
Henry the eighth I am
(shouts)

(guitar solo)

I'm Henry the eighth I am,
Henry the eighth I am I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before,
And everyone was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry,
Henry the eighth I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry), Henry (Henry)
Henry the eighth I am I am,
Henry the eighth I am

And sang by patrick swayze in ghost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxIAN6don4
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Old 08-10-2012, 13:51
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Hear the words I sing
War's a horrid thing
So I sing sing sing
Ding-a-ling-a-ling.
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Old 08-10-2012, 14:03
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She'll be great on George Formby Week....
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Old 08-10-2012, 14:16
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Last night Louis saved Rylan
He is such a vile man
But in return Louis wanted a favour
Cos he was on Rylans gaydar

Oh yes he should be in TOWIE
Now Walshie's had his dressing room blowie
I should win this competition
Because I have eaten raw pigeon
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Old 08-10-2012, 14:58
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Got up this mornin'
Started yawnin'
wantin' me tea and toast.

Went down stairs
Apples and Pears
To get me tea and toast

Watching this morning
I'm still yawning
eating me tea and toast

Went to college with the knowledge
that I've had me tea and toast

Arrived back home having been on the bus
squeezed a spot and some of the puss
landed in me tea and toast

it's the end of the day
and this I can say
I've had my tea and toast
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Old 08-10-2012, 15:02
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an old woman said she was dead
an old man said he was too
i couldnt get over the dread
i felt like i needed a poo

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Old 08-10-2012, 15:11
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I'm a sad little girl
In a lonely town.
I'd like ter move mountains
but I got none around.

Me tea n toast
is cold and shit
Like me songs
Im not a hit.

(Chorus)
ooooooooh ...

but i could be
if you'd vote fer me
and id strum a lot
and hum a bit
But it's not meant ter be.
Woe is me
with just me guitar
fer com-pany.

(Repeat loads of times)
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Old 08-10-2012, 15:16
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Got up this mornin'
Started yawnin'
wantin' me tea and toast.

Went down stairs
Apples and Pears
To get me tea and toast

Watching this morning
I'm still yawning
eating me tea and toast

Went to college with the knowledge
that I've had me tea and toast

Arrived back home having been on the bus
squeezed a spot and some of the puss
landed in me tea and toast

it's the end of the day
and this I can say
I've had my tea and toast
LOL!!! Love it

Lets Do It!
Lets Do It!
Get me to the Final Three,
Lets Do It!
Lets Do It!
Theres nobody quite like me,
I'm Rustic, Fantastic,
And when I see Tulisa I get loose elastic
Lets Do It! Lets Do It Tonight
This is fabulous. I can see it now.
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Old 08-10-2012, 15:26
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I went to the seashore
And this is what I saw
A woman of ninety-three
She said "When I was young I used to make love under that tree"
So I went to the place that she pointed at
Not forgetting before that to feed my cat

I said kitty kitty kitty
please eat your cat food
But the cat said "No, 'cause I'm not in the mood
for fun and games, fun and games"

Then my cat gave me a terrifying meow
So I left taking my shovel and plough
I went to the tree in question
I dug with all my strength
I started to run out of breath

When out of nowhere I found a chest
I opened it and inside there was a vest
It belonged to the man who the old lady loved
and I gave that vest to my cat to cheer it up

I said kitty kitty kitty
please wear this vest
But the cat said "No, 'cause I'm not in the mood
for fun and games, fun and games"
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Old 08-10-2012, 15:27
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You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
If I remember right, that got to No 1
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Old 08-10-2012, 15:29
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If I remember right, that got to No 1
It did indeed !
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Old 08-10-2012, 15:36
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I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

I'll Stick by you I'll give you all that ya need
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Eat sleep in the kitchen it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

I think this made no 1 aswell
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Old 09-10-2012, 14:51
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This thread was down page 4

How's this for Lucy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPKA...feature=fvwrel
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Old 09-10-2012, 16:12
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One day I woke up
And I got out of bed
I ate my breakfast
As my mum then said

“Girl, you have to get a job
Instead of sitting here all day
Messing on that guitar
Wasting your life away…..”

So I lit a fag, and flicked some ash
Got some inspiration from Kate Nash
Wrote a couple of songs that sound like her
And took myself off down to X-Factor, yeah…


Then I auditioned...
The judges listened…
I got permission…
To sing my own songs yeah, yeah, yeah…

So I lit a fag, and flicked some ash
Got some inspiration from Kate Nash
Wrote a couple of songs that sound like her
And now I’m on the finals of X-Factor, yeah…


And now it’s been a year
Since I was on
And now I’m sitting here
The fame has gone

Because it’s next year’s turn
And no one cares
About the has beens
From the X-Factor, yeah

So I lit a fag, and flicked some ash
Got some inspiration from Kate Nash
Wrote a couple of songs that sound like her
Remember me, from the X-Factor? No…
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Old 09-10-2012, 18:07
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I logged off of Twitter
To go to the shitter,
Cause that pint t' bitter's
Gone straight though me.

I've got dermatitis
but even Dermot likes us.
He'll fix it like Savile
If I get sent home by Louis
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Old 09-10-2012, 18:11
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I love my Guitar
Hopefully it'll Take me far
As long as I can stand
To the right of dermot's hand
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Old 29-10-2012, 19:36
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I went on a date with I girl I hate, she turned up late and looked cheap and nasty, We went to greggs and I bought her a pasty but we didnt get on so I phoned her a taxi
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Old 30-10-2012, 00:24
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Two, three, four...

Well, I used to busk in alleyways
On rainy, wet and blowy days
I used to gig in smelly pubs,
Sing-talk me tunes in old men's clubs
But me mum, she nagged and moaned at me
To try and earn a proper fee
Not take my pay in fibs and lies
In pints and crisps and cold meat pies
She said I had to pay my way
Get off the pot or shit some day
To stop pretending I can sing
And just admit I'm quite boring
But I like to write me quirky rhymes
To play them at pub closing times
I like the laughs I get from them
The love I feel, (but not from men).
I crave attention, that's all you see
I'm no Wood, or Nash, or Stilgoe, me.
I just pen words in amusing ways,
And dress like a dust man... on me better days.
I'll say I'm a one off, one of a kind,
I'll say it enough, it'll get in your mind.
But wave me a dollar, a pound or a yen
And I'll murder a cover, again and again.
So, come on join me, let's play the game
Dont see through it all and realise I'm lame.
It's all just a circus, come join in the fun
I'll be gone in three months
And we'll all have been done.
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