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Old 07-10-2012, 09:31
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- Woke up feeling a bit depressed this morning?
- Twitch when you hear the word 'nan'?
- Concerned about tuning in tonight to see a blubbering mess if the situation requires it of him?
- Even more concerned that he will still be there next week?

Then this is the thread for you, where you can speak to others in a similar position and realise you are not alone.

Christopher may appear to be fulfilling the Mayan prophecy for 2012, and indeed the Bible's warnings as well, but it's important to remember they could still be wrong and the glass is half full rather than half empty.

Even if it is full of Lucifer's insincere tears.
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:36
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Ugh, here he is.

Look at him, there is no hope of him going tonight but I pray some miracle happens.
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:38
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Count me in. I will need therapy to avoid smashing my telly each time is orange mug shows up.
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:41
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:42
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And he's back! Come on the Maloney! Bestest entertainer in Britain!
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:42
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I just have a strong dislike for him
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:42
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Lol...harsh but true. Count me in...oh ffs thought he might go for a second there!
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:43
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I just have a strong dislike for him
This is perfectly normal.

Not since Dead Wife Man have I found someone so unbearable.
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:44
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Ugh. Are there anti-Maloney pills available?
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:45
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Ugh. Are there anti-Maloney pills available?
I have contacted the world's top scientists, but they are currently as baffled as the rest of us.

In the meantime I suggest a crucifix as a precaution.
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:46
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He's got a big public fan base though folks. Won the wildcard vote and no doubt comfortably survived tonight.
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:46
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sign me up, can't be doing with this guy, he is just unbearable
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Old 07-10-2012, 20:50
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I'm in.

Every time I see his orange mug, I start to shake and gag. I had nightmares last nigth and it's because of him
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:07
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I'm in.

Every time I see his orange mug, I start to shake and gag. I had nightmares last nigth and it's because of him
Yes, the nightmares. They are horrible aren't they

I expect they will get worse as Lucifer uses this platform to try and gain further control of us.

We just have to hope we can defeat him before he sings You'll Never Walk Alone or all hope for humanity may be lost.
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:12
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Louis is bravely taking on the force of darkness on Xtra-Factor!
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:24
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Yes, the nightmares. They are horrible aren't they

I expect they will get worse as Lucifer uses this platform to try and gain further control of us.

We just have to hope we can defeat him before he sings You'll Never Walk Alone or all hope for humanity may be lost.
That will be the call for the dead to rise up from the afterlife and all of us can only hope our souls will be saved.

Louis dared to call him a diva. They said that about Jesus and look what happened there
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:25
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I had a moment of hope there.. I thought he might be bottom 2....they left it til nearly the end..

Then, just as I was ready to cheer....BOOM my hopes were dashed
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:27
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I am going to pray all week that the false entity that he is is in the bottom 2 next week. Please, if there is a God it's now we need you!!
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:30
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You shouldn't compare him to Lucifer. Lucifer was an angel at one point, and unearthly as Christopher's orange glow is, there's nothing angelic, whether angel or fallen angel, about it.
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:30
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I am going to pray all week that the false entity that he is is in the bottom 2 next week. Please, if there is a God it's now we need you!!
This will be a good time to pray to Lord Wagner for a sign.

We now understand and can see it all, as he could Himself when he bravely walked into the lion's den to fight for his children.

What has come before, the Weasel, now Rylan, these are just distractions. The true Beast is here, using lies, tears, fake tan, and his own nan to deceive the Great British Public.

WE WILL NOT BE FOOLED.
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:32
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Can I please join?

When I walk down the street, I keep thinking I see him.

He's like an orange potato in double denim <shudder>
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:34
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Him and MeNan need sacked.
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:36
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Can I please join?

When I walk down the street, I keep thinking I see him.

He's like an orange potato in double denim <shudder>
Expect to think you see Lucifer everywhere, this is how he is working his mind control.

But this thread is here to keep our eyes open, and keep you safe. Be strong!
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:45
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Lucifer being confronted now on ITV2.
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Old 07-10-2012, 21:45
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I think we're all being fooled. He is just a false prophet and his nan is actually Lucifer in an old womans body.
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