Funny little web page generates a random Louis Walsh opinion because his opinions are so random and interchangeable. Featuring artwork from The Fix-Factor.
www.louiswalshgenerator.com
www.louiswalshgenerator.com
Louis Walsh Opinion Generator
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Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“I love it!”
“I love it!”
Thanks a million! I made it myself and am hoping people might share it! Want to spread the lols because Louis is a joke!
Brilliant, so funny! I specially like the way he says how sexy Dermot it (and he's right) Thanks for producing and sharing it.
I loved that you sang out of sync and out of tune, it was like a rapping dalek eating peanut butter! I love that you don’t know how to walk properly! You remind me of a demented Bono who is on fire and being made sing to the country! Your morals are flexible, which is exacly what we're looking for! Don't listen to what Gary says, I don't think being Welsh is a disability! I think people in the Isle of Wherever need to pick up the phone and vote!
Outstanding!!
Outstanding!!
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“ You gave it 1,000,000% Which is mathematically incorrect but you did it anyway! I love your bone structure! You remind me of zombie Kelly Rowland although the real deal wouldn’t have shat on stage! I was about to climax watching that, and I don't just mean sexually! Don’t listen to Gary, I don’t think you’re a waste of space who shouldn't have been let inside the building! You've got the entertainment factor so I want to SEND IT TO DEADLOCK!”
“ You gave it 1,000,000% Which is mathematically incorrect but you did it anyway! I love your bone structure! You remind me of zombie Kelly Rowland although the real deal wouldn’t have shat on stage! I was about to climax watching that, and I don't just mean sexually! Don’t listen to Gary, I don’t think you’re a waste of space who shouldn't have been let inside the building! You've got the entertainment factor so I want to SEND IT TO DEADLOCK!”
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Originally Posted by forever4545:
“Funny little web page generates a random Louis Walsh opinion because his opinions are so random and interchangeable. Featuring artwork from The Fix-Factor.
www.louiswalshgenerator.com”
“Funny little web page generates a random Louis Walsh opinion because his opinions are so random and interchangeable. Featuring artwork from The Fix-Factor.
www.louiswalshgenerator.com”
a-ha!! i almost clicked on the ads...
should i? lolz!!
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“It was a bit messy when you forgot the lyrics, but ripping off your shirt showed the country that you're 100% talent! I love how you want to be famous and don't care how you achieve it! You remind me of a baby Katy Perry except with no vocal chords. You’re versatile vocally, as well as sexually ambiguous. Don’t listen to Nicole, she's only here because America hates her! You've got the entertainment factor so I want to SEND IT TO DEADLOCK!”
“It was a bit messy when you forgot the lyrics, but ripping off your shirt showed the country that you're 100% talent! I love how you want to be famous and don't care how you achieve it! You remind me of a baby Katy Perry except with no vocal chords. You’re versatile vocally, as well as sexually ambiguous. Don’t listen to Nicole, she's only here because America hates her! You've got the entertainment factor so I want to SEND IT TO DEADLOCK!”
first one i got was pretty amusing
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“You’ve got the style factor!
I loved your performance! I loved it more when it ended. I love that you put your stamp on your performance. You always deliver! You remind me of a grown-up Gary Barlow except you’re more difficult to work with. It's so emotional that you're doing all this for your sisters milkmans cousins friend who has a skin rash! I think what the other judges said was really mean, I don’t think you’re uglier than a rats arse in a heatwave! We need to see you in next week’s final! Pick up the phone!”
“You’ve got the style factor!
I loved your performance! I loved it more when it ended. I love that you put your stamp on your performance. You always deliver! You remind me of a grown-up Gary Barlow except you’re more difficult to work with. It's so emotional that you're doing all this for your sisters milkmans cousins friend who has a skin rash! I think what the other judges said was really mean, I don’t think you’re uglier than a rats arse in a heatwave! We need to see you in next week’s final! Pick up the phone!”
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“I thought it was ok, your song choice did let you down, because I chose it! But it was fun! I love your voice, you sang that better than the original artist whoever that was! You remind me of a demented Alexandra Burke except with no vocal chords. You're showing serial murderers everywhere that talent can't be locked up! Don’t listen to Tulisa, I don't think you're 'as awful as a warm can of cider'! I want to see you next week (in my dressing room) so pick up the phone people!”
“I thought it was ok, your song choice did let you down, because I chose it! But it was fun! I love your voice, you sang that better than the original artist whoever that was! You remind me of a demented Alexandra Burke except with no vocal chords. You're showing serial murderers everywhere that talent can't be locked up! Don’t listen to Tulisa, I don't think you're 'as awful as a warm can of cider'! I want to see you next week (in my dressing room) so pick up the phone people!”
Well done on this!
What can I say, you gave it all and it was amazing! I love that you were on fire towards the end of the song! You remind me of a lubed up Robbie Williams except with no vocal chords. You are representing chip-van employees all over the Netherlands! Don’t listen to Tulisa, she's a tacky bitch (love ya babes)! Everyone in your area should PICK UP THE PHONE!
Originally Posted by GunterJPN:
“You're what the show is all about!”
“You're what the show is all about!”
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
Originally Posted by forever4545:
“Thanks a million! I made it myself and am hoping people might share it! Want to spread the lols because Louis is a joke!”
“Thanks a million! I made it myself and am hoping people might share it! Want to spread the lols because Louis is a joke!”
Just to let you know, it doesnt work on iPad
Edit. Scrub that. Works fine
Brilliant..
I hope the man himself gets to see it..
:O)
Mind you, he'd probably only nick some of the phrases to add to his repertoire of stock nonsense..
Rich.
x
I hope the man himself gets to see it..
:O)
Mind you, he'd probably only nick some of the phrases to add to his repertoire of stock nonsense..
Rich.
x
Shame I read it when I was eating - I choked on my dinner! But it's great, and it made me realise just how often he irrelevantly compares contestants to others. Brilliant!
I love Louis, he is full of mischief and he gets away with it. Nobody can deny that if Louis decides to manage someone and make a sucess of them he suceeds more often than he fails. He took Jedward and made them a sucess and I can see him managing Rylan if he can. He needs a new boy or girl band now that Westlife are no more (for the time being I suspect).
I think the X Factor would be really different and not as fun without Louis, as infuriating as he is. He's a ridiculous human being but he's part of how crazy it all is.
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