Oh Dear - the cleaner has fallen asleep in here again 
Oops its Twassington
"Gently throws her head first out of the thread"
Oops its Twassington
"Gently throws her head first out of the thread"
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Getting a little behind with things”
“Getting a little behind with things
”
It's not a little behind, it's big and flabby
Originally Posted by ThePerfectOne:
“Back! and still the most sexy in this thread and forever will be
”
“Back! and still the most sexy in this thread and forever will be
”
Yeah, you wish.
None of you can hold a candle to MY sexiness!
And Mindee, if you really MUST fiddle with your stick [you knew I'd say that] - kindly get a room.
And Mindee, if you really MUST fiddle with your stick [you knew I'd say that] - kindly get a room.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“None of you can hold a candle to MY sexiness!”
“None of you can hold a candle to MY sexiness!”
I tried, and now can somebody call the fire brigade, Twass 'accidentally' (
) caught fire
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I tried, and now can somebody call the fire brigade, Twass 'accidentally' ( ) caught fire ”
“I tried, and now can somebody call the fire brigade, Twass 'accidentally' (
) caught fire ”
Noooo.....her night sweats will soon put it out
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Your feeble attempts to knock my sexiness are laughable ”
“
Your feeble attempts to knock my sexiness are laughable ”
The fact you feel it necessary to defend yourself must mean you lack in self-confidence.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“The fact you feel it necessary to defend yourself must mean you lack in self-confidence.”
“The fact you feel it necessary to defend yourself must mean you lack in self-confidence.”
Pots and kettles then, Martin!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pots and kettles then, Martin!”
“Pots and kettles then, Martin!
”
I am not interested in your wares that you are trying to flog on your market stall !
Great weather for wearing skin-tight denim shorts 
Only problem is everyone pinching my pert and firm bottom
Only problem is everyone pinching my pert and firm bottom
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Great weather for wearing skin-tight denim shorts
Only problem is everyone pinching my pert and firm bottom
”
“Great weather for wearing skin-tight denim shorts
Only problem is everyone pinching my pert and firm bottom
”
Smokey's ass
Originally Posted by EStaffs90:
“Was that the sort of fat bottomed girls Queen sang about?”
“Was that the sort of fat bottomed girls Queen sang about?”
I think they meant THIS sort
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Rigmarole”
“Rigmarole
”
I wouldn't touch your role with a barge pole, never mind rig it!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ah, barpersonage....nip to the pub and mix me a sexy cocktail, ta muchly!”
“Ah, barpersonage....nip to the pub and mix me a sexy cocktail, ta muchly!”
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