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Old 20-07-2013, 19:03
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"proudly shows off new purple lycra speedos"
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Old 20-07-2013, 19:09
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*Applies eye bleach liberally*
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Old 20-07-2013, 19:11
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*screams with horror* What is that huge purple shiny thing!!
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Old 20-07-2013, 19:12
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Old 20-07-2013, 20:58
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Old 20-07-2013, 21:58
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Walks about in my sexy thong with oil all over me :P
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Old 20-07-2013, 22:00
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Walks about in my sexy thong with oil all over me :P
Been working at the chippy again have we? There's a horrible smell of vinegar
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Old 20-07-2013, 22:01
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Been working at the chippy again have we? There's a horrible smell of vinegar
hahahahahahahah
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Old 20-07-2013, 22:12
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I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it
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Old 21-07-2013, 14:41
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I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it
You'll have scratchings and nothing else
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Old 26-07-2013, 19:23
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*resumes sexy throne wearing diaphanous gauzy kaftan over purple bikini*
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Old 26-07-2013, 20:20
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I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it
Disgusting!
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Old 26-07-2013, 20:26
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Not keen on chip shop fare then, chins?
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Old 26-07-2013, 21:55
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*resumes sexy throne wearing diaphanous gauzy kaftan over purple bikini*
Keep the kaftan buttoned up, you forgot the top half of the bikini
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:12
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Keep the kaftan buttoned up, you forgot the top half of the bikini
Even sexier!
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:14
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I wasn't going to mention it, but I did notice that everything has gone 'down sawf'
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:17
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I wasn't going to mention it, but I did notice that everything has gone 'down sawf'
Nonsense! Melanie and Titania are perfectly pert and bouncy!!
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:20
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Nonsense! Melanie and Titania are perfectly pert and bouncy!!
... until you let loose the string that is holding them together
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:44
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... until you let loose the string that is holding them together
Sexier than that appalling g-string you are attempting to wear
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:46
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Sexier than that appalling g-string you are attempting to wear
A g-string would not be enough to cover my modesty! I would need the e f and g string !!!!!!!
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Old 26-07-2013, 22:59
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A g-string would not be enough to cover my modesty! I would need the e f and g string !!!!!!!
Just put on knee length y fronts and be done with it
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Old 26-07-2013, 23:12
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Just put on knee length y fronts and be done with it
I am already wearing these, and you want me to wear something more?
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Old 27-07-2013, 13:38
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I am already wearing these, and you want me to wear something more?
Put some baggy trousers on immediately, I can see bulges I don't wish to see
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Old 27-07-2013, 17:36
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Another glorious day for lounging in the garden in my mankini

My tanned, muscular bod has never looked sexier
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Old 27-07-2013, 17:52
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Another glorious day for lounging in the garden in my mankini

My tanned, muscular bod has never looked sexier
You are as bad as my neighbour...knocking 60 and thinks he is adonis, lying naked sunbathing with his pants balanced on his bits and bobs

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NOT SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!
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