"proudly shows off new purple lycra speedos" 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by ThePerfectOne:
“Walks about in my sexy thong with oil all over me :P”
“Walks about in my sexy thong with oil all over me :P”
Been working at the chippy again have we? There's a horrible smell of vinegar
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Been working at the chippy again have we? There's a horrible smell of vinegar”
“Been working at the chippy again have we? There's a horrible smell of vinegar
”
hahahahahahahah
Originally Posted by ThePerfectOne:
“hahahahahahahah”
“hahahahahahahah
”
I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it”
“I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it
”
You'll have scratchings and nothing else
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it”
“I'll have a saveloy and two pickled eggs while you're at it
”
Disgusting! 
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*resumes sexy throne wearing diaphanous gauzy kaftan over purple bikini*”
“*resumes sexy throne wearing diaphanous gauzy kaftan over purple bikini*
”
Keep the kaftan buttoned up, you forgot the top half of the bikini
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Keep the kaftan buttoned up, you forgot the top half of the bikini”
“Keep the kaftan buttoned up, you forgot the top half of the bikini
”
Even sexier!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Even sexier!”
“Even sexier!
”
I wasn't going to mention it, but I did notice that everything has gone 'down sawf'
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I wasn't going to mention it, but I did notice that everything has gone 'down sawf'”
“I wasn't going to mention it, but I did notice that everything has gone 'down sawf'
”
Nonsense! Melanie and Titania are perfectly pert and bouncy!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nonsense! Melanie and Titania are perfectly pert and bouncy!!”
“Nonsense! Melanie and Titania are perfectly pert and bouncy!!”
... until you let loose the string that is holding them together
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“... until you let loose the string that is holding them together”
“... until you let loose the string that is holding them together
”
Sexier than that appalling g-string you are attempting to wear
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Sexier than that appalling g-string you are attempting to wear”
“Sexier than that appalling g-string you are attempting to wear
”
A g-string would not be enough to cover my modesty! I would need the e f and g string !!!!!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“A g-string would not be enough to cover my modesty! I would need the e f and g string !!!!!!!”
“A g-string would not be enough to cover my modesty! I would need the e f and g string !!!!!!!”
Just put on knee length y fronts and be done with it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just put on knee length y fronts and be done with it”
“Just put on knee length y fronts and be done with it
”
I am already wearing these, and you want me to wear something more?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am already wearing these, and you want me to wear something more?”
“I am already wearing these, and you want me to wear something more?”
Put some baggy trousers on immediately, I can see bulges I don't wish to see
Another glorious day for lounging in the garden in my mankini 
My tanned, muscular bod has never looked sexier
My tanned, muscular bod has never looked sexier
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Another glorious day for lounging in the garden in my mankini
My tanned, muscular bod has never looked sexier”
“Another glorious day for lounging in the garden in my mankini
My tanned, muscular bod has never looked sexier
”
You are as bad as my neighbour...knocking 60 and thinks he is adonis, lying naked sunbathing with his pants balanced on his bits and bobs
OLD
WRINKLY
NOT SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!
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