Limps are not sexy.

I stand proud, erect and take the title

Nice try oh michelin man crammed into skintight panites! I think you'll find all those bottom pinchers were trying to see if you'd explode

Flaccid attempt :yawn: Bugger off!

I really don't know why you are all bothering. Admit it, I am the only true sexy one round here. Nice try everyone.

Martin, men wearing baggy shorts with suspicious stains on them, sports socks and corduroy lace up summer shoes, with knobbly knees and varicose veins, do NOT usually fall into the category of sexy. And that's just from the waist down, higher up is even worse

That wasn't me, stooooopid! I'm still here!

*throws chins down waste disposal unit*

*Watches mildly amused as Mindee is flushed down the waste disposal unit*

Well, good riddance to him an all....polish my sexy throne and I might allow you to remain

You are obviously getting a bit senile in your old age. That wasn't me you were describing, it is Chins!

*new glasses for Twass*

I've just had new glasses ta very much, and chins never wears old men's footwear He's here in his high heeled sandals, tutu and lurex halter neck top as usual

You are supposed to be drinking from them - they will fall off your head.

>groans<

Poor Twass, out for the count - confused about her glasses!

Don't be TOO sure

So why are you wandering around like a demented puppy dog?

Martin I think you might be suffering from confusion....I am as usual seated on my sexy throne looking outstandingly fabulous, clad in silken robes and a diamond tiara!

Don't forget to flush it when you finish

Didn't you know ....she's "Out of Order" and probably sitting on a bucket down the bottom of the garden.


Usual illiterate unsexy comment

OK I'm back guys, you can all bow in my presence now

OI! Just because I am entertaining Mrs Teapot does not mean you lot can steal my thread!!!

Thought there was one less unsexy person around recently. Where have you been?

It never was yours, so we are not stealing it.

Give Mrs T another cuppa!