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Even at this time of the morning i am still sexy as hell
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Grr!
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Even at this time of the morning i am still sexy as hell
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Hell is not very sexy !
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Get back to your work Martin. You have people to exploit and sack!
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Martin's far too old to have employment Chins, he's been retired for years
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If I was working (working is only for plebs), the first person to be sacked would be Chin, for being so unsexy.
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They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter. You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one. |
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They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter. You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one. Bye. |
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They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter. You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.
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By that reckoning, you are simply a turd. At least we all have sexy glitter coatings
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I am indeed. But i have reached the absolute pinnacle of turdishness therefore i am the best in my field and everyone thinks people who are number one in their field are extremely sexy
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you all know i am the sexiest
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![]() Anyway, it's your fault i'm in here because you left the door open the last time you were chucked out for not being sexy. |
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Oi. Where did you come from ? *checks him over* No sorry mate, you don't qualify you are nowhere near sexy.
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Twass left the door open.
Thank you. |
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Twass left the door open.
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Being the sexy queen of this thread I leave such petty matters as closing doors to my minions....chiefly, smokey, Martin and chins
![]() Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!! |
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Yes, by not closing the door you let unsexy people crawl in. It must be firmly shut.
Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!!
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I think the others were so outstanded by my wonderful joke they have disappeared.
Only goes to prove that not only am I the most sexy person but I have a great sense of humour. |
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I'm not sure the word outstanded is in the Oxford English Dictionary
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I'm not sure the word outstanded is in the Oxford English Dictionary
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You are reading the wrong dictionary. There is the Rosen English Dictionary - far superior !
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