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Old 11-08-2013, 16:03
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Old 11-08-2013, 16:07
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Old 12-08-2013, 05:54
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Even at this time of the morning i am still sexy as hell
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Old 12-08-2013, 07:41
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Old 12-08-2013, 10:22
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Even at this time of the morning i am still sexy as hell
Hell is not very sexy !
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Old 12-08-2013, 11:00
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Hell is not very sexy !
Get back to your work Martin. You have people to exploit and sack!
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Old 12-08-2013, 11:06
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Get back to your work Martin. You have people to exploit and sack!
Martin's far too old to have employment Chins, he's been retired for years
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Old 12-08-2013, 11:14
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Martin's far too old to have employment Chins, he's been retired for years
If I was working (working is only for plebs), the first person to be sacked would be Chin, for being so unsexy.
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Old 12-08-2013, 11:22
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If I was working (working is only for plebs), the first person to be sacked would be Chin, for being so unsexy.
Chins manages to look almost sexy when he puts his glittery heels and cocktail frock on
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Old 12-08-2013, 11:41
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They say you can't polish a turd.

But you can roll it in glitter.

You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:10
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They say you can't polish a turd.

But you can roll it in glitter.

You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.
Oi. Where did you come from ? *checks him over* No sorry mate, you don't qualify you are nowhere near sexy.

Bye.
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:28
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They say you can't polish a turd.

But you can roll it in glitter.

You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.
By that reckoning, you are simply a turd. At least we all have sexy glitter coatings
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:37
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By that reckoning, you are simply a turd. At least we all have sexy glitter coatings
I am indeed. But i have reached the absolute pinnacle of turdishness therefore i am the best in my field and everyone thinks people who are number one in their field are extremely sexy
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:42
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I am indeed. But i have reached the absolute pinnacle of turdishness therefore i am the best in my field and everyone thinks people who are number one in their field are extremely sexy
Deluded, not sexy, door's that way >>
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:43
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you all know i am the sexiest
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:46
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Deluded, not sexy, door's that way >>
To be honest, i'm just digging a deeper hole for myself here, i think i will desist from the turd oriented reasoning.

Anyway, it's your fault i'm in here because you left the door open the last time you were chucked out for not being sexy.
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Old 12-08-2013, 13:47
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Oi. Where did you come from ? *checks him over* No sorry mate, you don't qualify you are nowhere near sexy.

Bye.
Twass left the door open.
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Old 12-08-2013, 14:51
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Twass left the door open.
Well close it behind you as you leave.

Thank you.
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Old 12-08-2013, 14:52
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Twass left the door open.
Being the sexy queen of this thread I leave such petty matters as closing doors to my minions....chiefly, smokey, Martin and chins
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Old 12-08-2013, 14:55
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Being the sexy queen of this thread I leave such petty matters as closing doors to my minions....chiefly, smokey, Martin and chins
Yes, by not closing the door you let unsexy people crawl in. It must be firmly shut.

Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2013, 14:57
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Yes, by not closing the door you let unsexy people crawl in. It must be firmly shut.

Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!!




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Old 12-08-2013, 23:55
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I think the others were so outstanded by my wonderful joke they have disappeared.

Only goes to prove that not only am I the most sexy person but I have a great sense of humour.
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Old 13-08-2013, 09:14
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I'm not sure the word outstanded is in the Oxford English Dictionary
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Old 13-08-2013, 10:20
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I'm not sure the word outstanded is in the Oxford English Dictionary
You are reading the wrong dictionary. There is the Rosen English Dictionary - far superior !
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Old 13-08-2013, 10:22
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You are reading the wrong dictionary. There is the Rosen English Dictionary - far superior !
*eyes Martin's string vest, stained shorts, knobbly knees and odd socks with horror* You're looking even less sexy than usual even by your standards
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