Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by ThePerfectOne:
“Even at this time of the morning i am still sexy as hell
”
“Even at this time of the morning i am still sexy as hell
”
Hell is not very sexy !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Hell is not very sexy !”
“Hell is not very sexy !”
Get back to your work Martin. You have people to exploit and sack!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Get back to your work Martin. You have people to exploit and sack!”
“Get back to your work Martin. You have people to exploit and sack!
”
Martin's far too old to have employment Chins, he's been retired for years
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin's far too old to have employment Chins, he's been retired for years”
“Martin's far too old to have employment Chins, he's been retired for years
”
If I was working (working is only for plebs), the first person to be sacked would be Chin, for being so unsexy.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If I was working (working is only for plebs), the first person to be sacked would be Chin, for being so unsexy.”
“If I was working (working is only for plebs), the first person to be sacked would be Chin, for being so unsexy.”
Chins manages to look almost sexy when he puts his glittery heels and cocktail frock on
They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter.
You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.
But you can roll it in glitter.
You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.
Originally Posted by Picto:
“They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter.
You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.”
“They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter.
You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.”
Oi. Where did you come from ? *checks him over* No sorry mate, you don't qualify you are nowhere near sexy.
Bye.
Originally Posted by Picto:
“They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter.
You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.”
“They say you can't polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter.
You lot are merely rolled in glitter whilst i am the real deal. I transcend polishing and glitter. You lot are number two's. I am number one.”
By that reckoning, you are simply a turd. At least we all have sexy glitter coatings
Originally Posted by twassington:
“By that reckoning, you are simply a turd. At least we all have sexy glitter coatings”
“By that reckoning, you are simply a turd. At least we all have sexy glitter coatings
”
I am indeed. But i have reached the absolute pinnacle of turdishness therefore i am the best in my field and everyone thinks people who are number one in their field are extremely sexy
Originally Posted by Picto:
“I am indeed. But i have reached the absolute pinnacle of turdishness therefore i am the best in my field and everyone thinks people who are number one in their field are extremely sexy”
“I am indeed. But i have reached the absolute pinnacle of turdishness therefore i am the best in my field and everyone thinks people who are number one in their field are extremely sexy”
Deluded, not sexy, door's that way >>
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Deluded, not sexy, door's that way >> ”
“
Deluded, not sexy, door's that way >> ”
To be honest, i'm just digging a deeper hole for myself here, i think i will desist from the turd oriented reasoning.
Anyway, it's your fault i'm in here because you left the door open the last time you were chucked out for not being sexy.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Oi. Where did you come from ? *checks him over* No sorry mate, you don't qualify you are nowhere near sexy.
Bye.”
“Oi. Where did you come from ? *checks him over* No sorry mate, you don't qualify you are nowhere near sexy.
Bye.”
Twass left the door open.
Originally Posted by Picto:
“Twass left the door open.”
“Twass left the door open.”
Well close it behind you as you leave.
Thank you.
Originally Posted by Picto:
“Twass left the door open.”
“Twass left the door open.”
Being the sexy queen of this thread I leave such petty matters as closing doors to my minions....chiefly, smokey, Martin and chins
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Being the sexy queen of this thread I leave such petty matters as closing doors to my minions....chiefly, smokey, Martin and chins”
“Being the sexy queen of this thread I leave such petty matters as closing doors to my minions....chiefly, smokey, Martin and chins
”
Yes, by not closing the door you let unsexy people crawl in. It must be firmly shut.
Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Yes, by not closing the door you let unsexy people crawl in. It must be firmly shut.
Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!!”
“Yes, by not closing the door you let unsexy people crawl in. It must be firmly shut.
Talking of doors .. do you know why they now build (public) toilet doors down to the ground? Because limbo dancers were getting in free!!!!!!!”
I think the others were so outstanded by my wonderful joke they have disappeared.
Only goes to prove that not only am I the most sexy person but I have a great sense of humour.
Only goes to prove that not only am I the most sexy person but I have a great sense of humour.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm not sure the word outstanded is in the Oxford English Dictionary”
“I'm not sure the word outstanded is in the Oxford English Dictionary
”
You are reading the wrong dictionary. There is the Rosen English Dictionary - far superior !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You are reading the wrong dictionary. There is the Rosen English Dictionary - far superior !”
“You are reading the wrong dictionary. There is the Rosen English Dictionary - far superior !”
*eyes Martin's string vest, stained shorts, knobbly knees and odd socks with horror* You're looking even less sexy than usual even by your standards
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