My designer string vest is clean and smart.

They are not stains on my shorts but part of the pattern.

My knees are no more knobbly than anybody else's (including yours!).

The socks are supposed to look odd. If you look they are the same pattern, just a slightly different colour.

Only today I was told that I was extremely sexy.

I am a true style icon

As am I

Icons can disappear without trace. I am a real red-blooded human being and extremely sexy with it.

But I am sexier, Martin [and Jack] I've just been called a goddess in another thread

And of course I beleive my own hype

There is only one Goddess around these parts.

She's probably very unsexy by comparison to moi :sleep:

She is a fitness instructor and personal trainer, that sounds sexy to me - she is quite fit!!! Not quite as sexy and fit as me though.

Nine unsexy faces there chinnock

That is because he is unsexy 9 times over.

You are unsexy 99 times over

If you roll them again I shall poke them out

hope you've got yer new short shorts, looked out for friday ...... skoooooooolllllllllllllboyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm not a school boy I'm a college boy so suck it

your still gonna look a chookie in yer short shorts tho !!

you asked or it...

Screw short shorts I've already got my outfit sorted

Waaaah!

Now now, children. Remember none of you is even a fraction as sexy as myself

A farmers wife sexy ?

What's happening on Friday? A meeting of the 'also ran' for the sexy stakes?

I expect it's a St Trinians party Sleeps, no one looks sexier in a gymslip than me!