Not so sure about that. I have a thing for Gemma Arterton

Is that you in the background Twass.

Ugh, you were born in like 1856, is it not time to put it away granma?

Navy blue knickers ?!

Bottle green actually Reaching sexily up to my chest. And a nice pinafore gymslip, with a striped green and yellow tie and green ribbons in me pigtails!

Shut it you foetus

Do you see a blonde in that pic?

That means I aint in there

It's better to be at the bottom of the hill to climb rather than over the hill or worse, buried under it

Does anyone who posts in here look like Gemma Arterton. If so i will have to hold my hands up and admit defeat. If not, i still win.

Funny you should mention that ............ no and you don't !!!

It's all about being sexy, Himbo....I may be getting on a bit but I sure am sexy! *pouts*

You are just out of nappies and even when you get to my age you won't be as sexy as moi


Martin looks like Gemma Arterton's Great Granddad....does that count?

The skoools go back up here !


Well Martin is as old as George Cole!


See above !

Boo hoo!

*passes chins sexy lace and satin hanky* chin up chook!!

*descends here again with my angel wings outspread* (No need to come through the door)

Oh lor....look what the winds of god hath blown in

I've come down to enlighten you all .....especially that "unsexy" is not a word in the English Dictionary......however it does describe some mortals here aptly.

Bog off or I'll ram your halo right up your CENSORED.

You peaked in 1936 lady! now it's all a bit softcore

Pass the torch!

At least I PEAKED. Some of us......*AHEM* will never get there

I know, poor Smokey never will

I have another 7 years to go before I peak

This thread is MINE til then

Alas, poor Smokey, his speedos smell

Whatever you say crepey bosoms

Of ham

My 38DDs are firm and pert you whipper snapper!!!!!!!

Well they're certainly big

And sexy!