Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)

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MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“LOL! I have a picture in my head like those old fashioned seaside postcards, big wimmin in lurid frocks buying massive buckets on elastic with a downtrodden little bloke in tow ”

That's me and the wife ... we earned ourselves a fortune posing for those pictures

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“That's me and the wife ... we earned ourselves a fortune posing for those pictures ”

I deduce your real name must be Sid, Fred or Bert

Mrs S - Hilda, Doris or Beryl!

MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I deduce your real name must be Sid, Fred or Bert ”

Names the cartoonists dreamed up for me.

signed

Archibald.

twassington

31-08-2013

*purrs languourously*

smokeybacon

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*purrs languourously* ”

"puts twass out with a saucer of milk"

"sexily slides kilt up manly thigh"

chinchin

31-08-2013

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"puts twass out with a saucer of milk"

"sexily slides kilt up manly thigh" ”

I'm partial to kilts and manly thighs.....but yours is knitted out of brillo pads and your thighs have varicose veins

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“”

Just what I was thinking!

MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“
"sexily slides kilt up manly thigh" ”

ooh, looks like something is worn under that kilt !

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ooh, looks like something is worn under that kilt !”

Grey crusty looking Y fronts with yellow stains by the look of it

BirdyBee

31-08-2013

*enters*

*exits*

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“*enters*

*exits*”

Not sexy enough to even TRY?!?!?

MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Grey crusty looking Y fronts with yellow stains by the look of it ”

Oh yuk !!! I think I have just brought up my dinner !

MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Services: Excuse me?!”

What have you done - hope you haven't made a mess.

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Oh yuk !!! I think I have just brought up my dinner !”

Vomiting is not sexy, Martin.........clean that up at once!!

chinchin

31-08-2013

:yawn:
/|\

twassington

31-08-2013

Chinnock!!!!!

MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Vomiting is not sexy, Martin.........clean that up at once!!”

Don't remember eating any carrots !

BirdyBee

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not sexy enough to even TRY?!?!?”

Peeks in warily...

I don't think I'm sexy. Some other people do though.

BirdyBee

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What have you done - hope you haven't made a mess.”

I'm sure I don't have such a powerful effect.

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Peeks in warily...

I don't think I'm sexy. Some other people do though. ”

THe first step to being sexy is to beleive it. Love yourself! Flaunt it

All of us in here think we are sexy enough. Obviously only I am, but they can dream

chinchin

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Chinnock!!!!! ”

Yes?!!!!!

BirdyBee

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“THe first step to being sexy is to beleive it. Love yourself! Flaunt it

All of us in here think we are sexy enough. Obviously only I am, but they can dream ”

Yes. I fancy you.

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Yes?!!!!! ”

You vommed on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sexy peeps do not do this even when huge quantities of booze have been guzzled!

*waggles finger in accusatory manner*

I shall leave you and Martin mopping the floor

Put your pinnies on!!

MartinRosen

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Love yourself! Flaunt it ”

Because nobody else will, you don't win the sexy stakes!

twassington

31-08-2013

Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Yes. I fancy you.”

*flutters eyelashes*

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