Originally Posted by twassington:
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*flutters eyelashes*
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“
*flutters eyelashes*
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You tease...
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Because nobody else will, you don't win the sexy stakes!”
“Because nobody else will, you don't win the sexy stakes!”
And lets face it if even Martin thinks he's sexy, ANYONE can think they are
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Can't you keep your Guide Dog under control ?”
“Can't you keep your Guide Dog under control ?”
Jealous are we, Martin
A most unsexy trait .....
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And lets face it if even Martin thinks he's sexy, ANYONE can think they are”
“And lets face it if even Martin thinks he's sexy, ANYONE can think they are
”
As you know, as far as I am concerned there is no competition. I am the sexiest being alive or dead !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As you know, as far as I am concerned there is no competition. I am the sexiest being alive or dead !”
“As you know, as far as I am concerned there is no competition. I am the sexiest being alive or dead !”
And being the senior citizen of the thread, the latter is probably nearer the truth
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Jealous are we, Martin A most unsexy trait .....”
“Jealous are we, Martin
A most unsexy trait .....”
I have no need to be - see above.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And being the senior citizen of the thread, the latter is probably nearer the truth”
“And being the senior citizen of the thread, the latter is probably nearer the truth
”
You are as young as you feel. Right now I feel like a 20 year old !!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I have no need to be - see above.”
“I have no need to be - see above.”
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You are as young as you feel. Right now I feel like a 20 year old !!!”
“You are as young as you feel. Right now I feel like a 20 year old !!!”
But would a 20 year old feel like you?
Originally Posted by twassington:
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But would a 20 year old feel like you?”
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But would a 20 year old feel like you?
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Don't know, but she could feel for free
"checks out sexy self in mirror" 
I have been asked by the local Womens' Institute to give a talk on how to be sexy
Hope they don't get carried away again as my bum is still black and blue from all the pinching
I have been asked by the local Womens' Institute to give a talk on how to be sexy
Hope they don't get carried away again as my bum is still black and blue from all the pinching
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
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I have been asked by the local Womens' Institute to give a talk on how to be sexy
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I have been asked by the local Womens' Institute to give a talk on how to be sexy
”
The WI members are about 80 years old and are really into jam making! They would probably find anything in trousers sexy - even if they looked at you
BTW I have the master key - available only to the winner!
LOL I can imagine smoked being assaulted by a bunch of randy OAP's....probably battering him with their wooden spoons and rolling pins cos they'd hoped for someone a lot sexier!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“LOL I can imagine smoked being assaulted by a bunch of randy OAP's....probably battering him with their wooden spoons and rolling pins cos they'd hoped for someone a lot sexier!!”
“LOL I can imagine smoked being assaulted by a bunch of randy OAP's....probably battering him with their wooden spoons and rolling pins cos they'd hoped for someone a lot sexier!!
”
You seem a flighty madam...You get all over this forum...
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“You seem a flighty madam...You get all over this forum...”
“You seem a flighty madam...You get all over this forum...
”
Flighty! Moi! As if
My reputation is legendary on these boards....
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Flighty! Moi! As if
My reputation is legendary on these boards....”
“Flighty! Moi! As if
My reputation is legendary on these boards....
”
I was only showing concern for your 'reputation'.
Ahem.
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“I was only showing concern for your 'reputation'.
Ahem.”
“I was only showing concern for your 'reputation'.
Ahem.
”
My gender radar is beginning to suspect you are male, not female ......
Just back from the WI meeting
And,in response to the usual carpers they have quite a lot of nubile young members nowadays 
I think I have quite a few admirers there
And,in response to the usual carpers
they have quite a lot of nubile young members nowadays I think I have quite a few admirers there
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Just back from the WI meeting
And,in response to the usual carpers they have quite a lot of nubile young members nowadays
I think I have quite a few admirers there”
“Just back from the WI meeting
And,in response to the usual carpers
they have quite a lot of nubile young members nowadays I think I have quite a few admirers there
”
By nubile and young I presume you mean, not wheelchair bound and around 65 years of age
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