I'm bringing sexy back...

Don't panic my unsexy FMs, I just got waylaid.

*parades petticoat-less in front of mirror*

Pheeeeeeeeeewwwww...It's hot in here...and I'm on fire!

Thank goodness I'm taking myself to bed tonight. I need some time alone to caress my exquisite form.

No one interrupt. Particularly those proverbial cold-showers aka twassy-wotsit, Martin and smokey.

I need to be alone.

I may be some time...

*slams door*

Well Birdy, I hope that's got it out of your system for another six months

You look like a little beakless bird this morning, Mindee.....a little beakless unsexy bird!

It's a bald budgie!

It's a bald unsexy budgie!!

Are you sure anybody would want to be with you anyway - after all you are not sexy.

Takes one to know one

^ And I have it on good authority that you're not sexy either.

Is that so?!?!? What foul fiend DARED to say I wasn't sexy!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This has been PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!

This is not an accurate depiction of my gorgeousness! am not a bald budgie!!! I am one heck of a sexy chick!

I sense your fear behind this vile smear campaign.

Beware of ruffling my feathers. I have a sting in my tail...

Crikey, that's one Angry Bird

She's even broken DS

Not in a sexy way, either!!

Who on earth is THAT meant to be

If the cap fits ...... !

( . Y . )

You look like an owl wearing an ill fitting invisibility cloak

The nights are drawing in - soon be time to pack away the speedos


I shall now encase my firm and pert bottom cheeks in tight fitting jeans

Just don't try bending over, smokey.....aaaargh too late

Aaaargghhh it's got three heads!!