This thread is not about Pilchard's popularity [or lack thereof ], it is purely about who is the sexiest.

Me.

End of.

So that rules you out then!

au contraire Martin

Unlike twass-thingy...who spreads her jam too readily...I only provide private viewings for select fellow sexy people.

I am above judgement. I provide the sweetest sugar fix only to those who can satisfy my own cravings.

I think all you people should leave my thread now.

'ere this is a British thread, so don't you go speaking all that foreign lingo here.

Mais le Francais et tres sexy, n'est ce pas?

Not by default poppet.

Don't be too proud to admit that the heat rises when I'm around.

Too hot? Too spicy? Hot, hot, HOT!!!

Hot and rather sweaty, dear.....I should go and have a cold shower and use deodorant

I think you should, yes.

I am warm and clean, smelling of expensive perfume and wearing a silk gown and four inch heels

Expensive? You're making me sneeze and my eyes water.

I suppose it might be better than the rotten stench you're trying to hide though...

Like the tarty shoes. They're so 'you'.

While you 'ladies'(?!) argue it out, I remain número uno, no.1, top of the pops. Mr Sex-God.

Miaow!! Have you LOOKED in the mirror recently? Sexy? You???? Don't make me laugh :yawn:


Listen Granddad, you are fooling no-one, go and take your medecine and get your incontinence pants changed!

I have used up the ones I borrowed from you .. have you got any more ... this time unused, please

I'll go back to my mother's OAP home and get you some!

*ahem*

You're not making me tingle.

It's probably 40 years since he managed anything like that

Hello ya'self good looking

Well, you see, BirdyBee, i want me, some of that honey

*breathlessly*

I know you want my sweet, sticky...honey.

*trembles with longing*

Once I'm crowned Queen Bee of this thread, you will be welcome in my hive....

Now get rid of all the unsexy people so we can be alone...

This man has no words, however one shall proceed to -

http://25.media.tumblr.com/960cf0aab...wlwvo1_500.gif

Now move on 'unsexy people' :sleep:

Myself and BirdyBee shall be doing a little dance, making a little love, and getting down tonight

Oooooooooooooh wait a second - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7RRLC5slLo

Damn right ^^^^^^^^^^

http://youtu.be/1D0ZDjHBZ1A

*smoulders*

C'mon a little closer sweetheart and be the moth to my flame...I know you're aching to touch...

You see my need...

*whimper*

Once I've set you on fire you won't want anyone else. Don't be scared. You'll be my deputy once we conquer this place.

Just don't get any big ideas that you can tame me. You're mine now.

Voyeur.

Well my mumma warned me about girls like you, too bad i never did what i was told

Although, deary, set me on fire, my burning hearts desire is only for you.

Oooooooooooo, and again - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEONPZbVZNw

Now, if that ^^^^^^^ ain't cool, what is????????


:sleep:

Your mumma was right, and I'm so, so wrong...

But I've never had any complaints. Plenty of moans, but no complaints.

*purrs*

Do you think you have something for me?

*arches back*

Because I have something you need...if you want to be my honeysuckle...