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Old 08-09-2013, 10:14
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It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.
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Old 08-09-2013, 10:59
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Yo! Waddup dudes?

Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman


Be cool
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:03
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It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.
Well, ONE of them is young



Yo! Waddup dudes?

Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman


Be cool
Trying to copy Halo does not make you sexy, smokey....Halo comes across about as sexy as a bag of dog poop! If I see the words Inactive Member under his username it would be very appropriate since I'm sure he's NEVER used it
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:53
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You need to get down with the kids like wot I is
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:57
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You need to get down with the kids like wot I is
Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit , you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?

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Old 08-09-2013, 12:07
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Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit , you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?

How vulgar
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:18
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You aint down with the yoofs then, innit
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:25
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Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:36
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Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit , you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?

Please translate !
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:38
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in that case, quick come smother me in melted chocolate
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Old 08-09-2013, 15:22
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in that case, quick come smother me in melted chocolate
*gets chocolate to a good rolling boil*

Are you really sure about this, RiverM?
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Old 08-09-2013, 15:25
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*sighs patiently*

Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem ] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.
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Old 08-09-2013, 15:26
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Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.
Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached?
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Old 08-09-2013, 15:35
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Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached?
Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P
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Old 08-09-2013, 15:38
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Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P
Hasn't that curry finished bloating your insides out yet?
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:40
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*sighs patiently*

Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem ] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.
FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans

As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:44
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*sighs patiently*

Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem ] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.
Thank you
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:45
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FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation a
Any connection to One Direction ? Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?!
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:47
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Any connection to One Direction ? Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?!
Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:51
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FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans

As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks
.................................................oh good grief

THERE
now, doesn't that look................comfortable
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:52
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Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids
I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:52
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Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids
Iz you disrespectin da olds?
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:52
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...............................................

THERE
now, doesn't that look................comfortable
Looks like he (?) is pregnant !
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:53
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I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !
Senility has a lot to answer for
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Old 08-09-2013, 18:53
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Looks like he (?) is pregnant !
Either that or in such desperate need of a No 2 he's got his trousers half off already
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