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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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MartinRosen
08-09-2013
It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.
smokeybacon
08-09-2013


Yo! Waddup dudes?

Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman


Be cool
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.”

Well, ONE of them is young

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“

Yo! Waddup dudes?

Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman


Be cool ”

Trying to copy Halo does not make you sexy, smokey....Halo comes across about as sexy as a bag of dog poop! If I see the words Inactive Member under his username it would be very appropriate since I'm sure he's NEVER used it
smokeybacon
08-09-2013

You need to get down with the kids like wot I is
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“
You need to get down with the kids like wot I is ”

Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit , you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?

smokeybacon
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit , you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?

”

How vulgar
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“How vulgar ”

You aint down with the yoofs then, innit
farmer bob
08-09-2013
Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.
MartinRosen
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit , you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?

”

Please translate !
RiverM
08-09-2013
in that case, quick come smother me in melted chocolate
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by RiverM:
“in that case, quick come smother me in melted chocolate ”

*gets chocolate to a good rolling boil*

Are you really sure about this, RiverM?
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Please translate !”

*sighs patiently*

Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem ] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.”

Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached?
farmer bob
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached? ”

Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P”

Hasn't that curry finished bloating your insides out yet?
Spoiler

hint: You are supposed to make out you are sexy in here! Lie about the farting, OK??
smokeybacon
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sighs patiently*

Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem ] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.”

FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans

As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks
MartinRosen
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sighs patiently*

Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem ] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.”

Thank you
MartinRosen
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation a”

Any connection to One Direction ? Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?!
smokeybacon
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Any connection to One Direction ? Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?! ”

Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans

As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks ”

.................................................oh good grief

THERE
now, doesn't that look................comfortable
MartinRosen
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids”

I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids”

Iz you disrespectin da olds?
MartinRosen
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“...............................................

THERE
now, doesn't that look................comfortable ”

Looks like he (?) is pregnant !
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !”

Senility has a lot to answer for
twassington
08-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Looks like he (?) is pregnant !”

Either that or in such desperate need of a No 2 he's got his trousers half off already
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