It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Yo! Waddup dudes?
Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman
Be cool
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.”
“It has been fun watching the yung 'uns playing around overnight. They may be having fun exchanging posts, but that does not reflect from the fact that I am the sexiest person here by a mile. Nobody comes close to me.”
Well, ONE of them is young
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“
Yo! Waddup dudes?
Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman
Be cool”
“
Yo! Waddup dudes?
Listen here y'all - If there's anybody bringing their milk bottles to the yard its me,the sexy milkman
Be cool
”
Trying to copy Halo does not make you sexy, smokey....Halo comes across about as sexy as a bag of dog poop!
If I see the words Inactive Member under his username it would be very appropriate since I'm sure he's NEVER used it
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“
You need to get down with the kids like wot I is”
“
You need to get down with the kids like wot I is
”
Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit
, you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit, you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?
”
“Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit
, you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?”
How vulgar
Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit, you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?
”
“Yar, well, like although you is "well cool" and shit
, you aint got them sexy vibes goin on, shawty! You got to let yo pants hang so low, they is gonna fall off your badboy ass if you so much as FARTS, ya get me?”
Please translate !
Originally Posted by RiverM:
“in that case, quick come smother me in melted chocolate
”
“in that case, quick come smother me in melted chocolate
”
*gets chocolate to a good rolling boil*
Are you really sure about this, RiverM?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Please translate !”
“Please translate !”
*sighs patiently*
Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem
] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.”
“Oh those saggy crotched, dangling trousers really are the limit! A boiler suit/neckerchief combo is the way to go.”
Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached?”
“Worn with cow poo encrusted wellingtons and a canvas pot hat with fishing flies attached?
”
Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P”
“Hob nail boots, Twass love. Paaaaarrp.. :-P:-P:-P”
Hasn't that curry finished bloating your insides out yet?
Spoiler
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sighs patiently*
Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.”
“*sighs patiently*
Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem
] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.”
FYI
I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sighs patiently*
Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.”
“*sighs patiently*
Although Smokey THINKS he is cool, he really isn't in the manner of young folks nowadays! He needs to push the waistband of his jeans [probably wears elastic waist ones, so shouldn't be a problem
] down over his boxer shorts until they are literally just clinging to his bum crack, and the crotch of them is round his knees.”
Thank you
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation a”
“FYI
I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation a”
Any connection to One Direction ?
Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Any connection to One Direction ? Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?! ”
“Any connection to One Direction ?
Maybe it is something to do with Pitman's Shorthand ?! ”
Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“FYI I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans
As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks”
“FYI
I be sittin' here chillin' and listenin' to my new One Dictation and Mikey Cyprus choons on my cans As for low slung jeans I might just get some as they would show off my firm,pert butt cheeks
”
.................................................oh good grief
THERE now, doesn't that look................comfortable
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids”
“Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids”
I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids”
“Shut it Martin
You is so not down wit' t'kids”
Iz you disrespectin da olds?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“...............................................
THERE now, doesn't that look................comfortable”
“...............................................
THERE now, doesn't that look................comfortable
”
Looks like he (?) is pregnant !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !”
“I am pleased that I am no longer a kid - just ! However, I am extremely sexy !”
Senility has a lot to answer for
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Looks like he (?) is pregnant !”
“Looks like he (?) is pregnant !”
Either that or in such desperate need of a No 2 he's got his trousers half off already
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