*tiptoes into thread shamefacedly*



*rummages down back of settee and retrieves bra*



*scurries out*

*creeps back*

Shhh! Don't wake the unsexy sleeping people. 'Twas not my bra!

*returns twass-bob's grey, tatty, moth-eaten, boulder holder to whence they came*

*rummages further*

Aha...there is my luxurious, sexy, lacy and teasingly erotic bakewell's cover!



*washes grubby hands all manky from the contamination of unspeakable twass-bobble's undergarments.*

Ugh.

*exits with a slightly coy, but 'come hither' glance behind her*

We had to FUMIGATE that sofa after your shenanigans, Mrs! It was covered in sticky stuff and dribble

And we found your knickers UNDER the sofa!!

Actually I'm disappointed there are no more side splitting antics to read this morning .............

Fess up lady, there yours aint they ?

now sling yer hook I'm back tae claim my crown !!

Have you been asleep Sleeper?

You are now further back down the list of sexy people, since so many new people have joined since you were last here, some of them verging on sexy !

Of course I am still at the very top.

a little trouble logging on, fixed now so I'm back for my crown,I see chinnys nicked your foamers crown, yer not having a good start to the week, or is it you dont like 'MONDAYS' ??

I regret NOTHING :sleep:

Sling yer hook Jose, there a good lad !...... or I'll set nutty on you !

You can ALL sling your hooks, as Sleeps so quaintly [and unsexily] puts it, since I am now here to claim my sexy throne Jog on, also rans!!

You forget you are just polishing it up before I lower my posterior onto it !

Now go about your duties.

There is a stewards enquiry regarding Chin's behaviour and fixing the voting system.

I am already the sexiest and soon to be Chief Foamar once again.

Gawd Twass, you might have put some clothes on when you came ooooootttttttttt the baths .......... It's Not a Pretty Sight I can tell yeh !

http://typelol.com/wp-content/upload...xyy-mama...jpg

Run along now :yawn:

is that yer passport photo jose ?

Yes, although i don't have those wellies anymore

You've stolen smokey's identity....which was rather foolish since he isn't sexy either

Now off you go to read porn and watch Star Trek

Haha, sorry to disappoint but never have i 'read' porn, nor am i a Star Trek fan

However i am very much 'too sexy for this thread' so i bid you farewell, my mirror is calling

So you watch porn and carry on like you did the other night

Well, a lot of folks post here who really shouldn't, so don't let your lack of sexiness stop you....there are many deluded posters who are regulars Except for myself, of course.

BIB - I shall exercise my right to remain silent on that matter

Okay then I guess i can lower myself enough to post amongst you, very much UNSEXY lot


No need to thank me, your welcome :sleep:

How very gracious of you You need an ego of iron to post in here....prepare for a battering from all quarters

I lurve you Jose BABE !

There is something of Smokey in that photo - can't quite place it though

It's a whole lot cuter than smokey to be honest....and it's butt is about a quarter the size of his

Mad as a box of frogs, and even less sexy

He had you running fer yer Tena ladys, the other day tho !