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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Indeed. Nada.
That just about sums up the sexiness of our FMs.
Happy Birthday btw gorgeous. Woop!
*blows kiss*
One of these days you might be almost half as sexy as me. Maybe. If you're very lucky.
That just about sums up the sexiness of our FMs.
Happy Birthday btw gorgeous. Woop!
*blows kiss*
One of these days you might be almost half as sexy as me. Maybe. If you're very lucky.
Thanks gorgeous Wooooooowhooooooo.
I'm hoping against hope that i will, one day, become your equal in the land of sexiness, maybe even join you on the throne
Obviously i could never overtake you, that goes without saying.
(by George i think he's got it ^^^^)
Unfortunately the 'inferior' ones
Shall try, but never to any avail!
Wooooooowhooooooo.I'm hoping against hope that i will, one day, become your equal in the land of sexiness, maybe even join you on the throne
Obviously i could never overtake you, that goes without saying.
(by George i think he's got it ^^^^)
Unfortunately the 'inferior' ones
Shall try, but never to any avail!
This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.
But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.
But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.
But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.”
“This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.
But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.
”
BIB - I just can't say what i was about too, not in public anyway
Oh, but Birdy, EVERYDAY is all about you, that's only right and proper. One shall not get ahead of ones self and think this day (ones Birthday), or any other day for that matter should be anything but revolving you, and you only (like everyday should be).
There IS need to thank you, and that shall be done in the queendom. Actions speak louder than words, i'm sure the queen shall be most satisfied
You tell that deluded pair of donuts, chins! Sexy only in their imaginations, unlike us. *smirks smugly*
Would you care to share my throne for ten minutes, chins...before you clean the silver and polish my 500 pairs of sexy shoes?
Would you care to share my throne for ten minutes, chins...before you clean the silver and polish my 500 pairs of sexy shoes?
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.
”
“This throne was made for my adorable butt cheeks.
”
..and here they are !
I see you are being kind to Birdy, Martin - gent that you are....hers are much flabbier than that and considerably larger
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I see you are being kind to Birdy, Martin - gent that you are....hers are much flabbier than that and considerably larger”
“I see you are being kind to Birdy, Martin - gent that you are....hers are much flabbier than that and considerably larger
”
What more like yours ?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What more like yours ?”
“What more like yours ?
”
Don't be ridiculous Martin. My ass is my best asset
Sexy, round, firm.....what is known as a bodaceous ass
Originally Posted by twassington:
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Sexy, round, firm.....what is known as a bodaceous ass”
“
Sexy, round, firm.....what is known as a bodaceous ass
”
Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !”
“Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !”
Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally ”
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Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally ”
If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!”
“If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!”
Nonsense! 38DD is the perfect size
Besides, I am going swimming later and they are the perfect flotation device
Good grief! The thread is absolutely awash
Did one of you...ahem......larger persons jump in the swimming pool again?
"Grabs mop and bucket......mutter....mutter ....
Did one of you...ahem......larger persons jump in the swimming pool again?
"Grabs mop and bucket......mutter....mutter ....
I'll have you know I was one of the smaller wimmin in the pool this afternoon....there were some proper heffalumps I am totally looking sexy in gym trousers and a Jimi Hendrix T shirt!
I know how the rock the sporty look
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is it Halo's biffday? Happy Birthday you unsexy thing”
“Is it Halo's biffday? Happy Birthday you unsexy thing
”
Yeah, it tells you @ the bottom of the forun threads
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Yeah, it tells you @ the bottom of the forun threads”
“Yeah, it tells you @ the bottom of the forun threads
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I've never looked
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