You have an impressive cleavage??

Erm *lost for words*

Actually, yes i do, however, no need for me to look in the mirror, i'll just look at you.

That's my impressive cleavage

Mine looks very much like hers



Butt cleavage, eh.....

Goodnight, birthday boy x

Just tell me where I can meet her

Like.

Night Milfy moo X

Oi, Birdy

I once had a wisdom tooth extracted and found it to be a sexier experience than reading through the tiresome twaddle posted on this thread.

I've 3 removed, it's a bitch (as is life). I've gained none/nor lost ANY wisdom whatsoever in the process.

However, Bees buzz, Birds fly, but you, Ohhhh YOU, you are the apple of my eye.

You're fit, you're fine, oh one day, just one day, you'll be mine.

No matter how low, or far down, me and you are gunna -

Jose Babe, you are a tart, lets hope everton , kick yer arses 2day !

CFC, for life

They won't, as you know

I could have gone to Goodison tomorrow/today, but i brought trainers instead

*ashamed face*

That's what they all say. :sleep:

But I'm too much for anyone to handle. Too sexy, too complex, too sweet, too wrong, too smart, too infuriating, too silly, too serious...always unpredictable...

No one has managed to challenge me yet. You're not ready for this game.

Lol, 'this game' ?????????

Lay down, shut ya mouth (until i say otherwise), and enjoy (oh and i promise you will enjoy, a few times ).

*raises head, look's into eyes*

Now, Birdy, make em' sweet

Oh that's easy.

I can beg and plead and squeal. I can make you feel like a king. I can glaze my eyes and scratch your back and gasp in a mixture of pain and pleasure. I can whisper the most filthy fantasy to you, whilst you 'take me'.

It is amateurish. Any woman can do that.

You don't want lies. You want to make it real. You want to know what to do to make me helpless. You don't want pretence and show. You want a real body against yours, hungry for your attention. You want to feel me squeezing you in real ecstasy. And you know I could make it happen.

I could be your queen or your slave. I can be anything and love it. But it is me that makes it happen.

I could sit here, and attempt to articulate on that ^ - But nah, nope, NO.

You've said it all there, i was thinking EXACTLY the same.

You see, your gooooooood, oh you are, i'll give you that. But i know (garunteed) <-----nice spelling, That i can, and will WILL, make you know who's King

Lay down, take em down, and shut ya mouth!

Enjoy.

I decide if I want a king and who that would be.

I "take em down" because I'm aching to be touched and stroked. Because I've chosen my king and I need him...I ache for him...I cry out at the moment I feel him exploring my body. I feel weak. And I will let him do anything...anything...to satisfy this craving. I want to accept him completely and mould my soft body against his hard form. I feel utterly powerless until I look into his eyes and see that he feels the same way.

Just slaves with a need for each other. Tasting each other. Demanding and compliant. Wanting to claim each other's bodies. The sheer joy that can never be equalled in seeking the most raw and basic of pleasures. The fear of letting go...the vulnerability...all in my hands.

It's incomparable.

That's nice dear.


Too pissed to articulate, but sober enough to 'know the drill'

You see, your that 'poker hand' one finds hard to read, soooooo, i go on a wim?

Who knows? But i'll say this much, the queen got game, but the prince won't wait

Hehehe...how uncouth. You will wait a lifetime if I say so. You're lucky I have a fondness for you and you've been celebrating your birthday.

We're in public hon. Careful with your role play sweetheart. Keep some things private. Your body and mine. We know how it feels...how right it is. The unsexy people...too numerous to mention...won't understand.

Drink your coffee. Stop the spiel. We'll take it slow and I'll show you. I'll take it hard when I'm ready.

X

*holds arms out*

*wants a cuddle*

Yourrrrrrrrrrr so da Queen Bee

C'mon over here sugar. Your cuddles are amazing.

*strokes Halo's face tenderly*

You are beautiful. Let's spend some time alone. We'll lock this thread tonight. I know you need me and I feel the same.

*looks into Birdys eyes*

Whatever she want's, she get's

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LMAO!!! Go Halo, give it to her doggy style

Much more entertaining reading, 6/10 for effort Could do a lot better though, it's like how I would imagine a Barbara Cartland novel to read in parts....[I've never soiled my eyes]

This thread is mine Birdy, you are only allowed in here for my entertainment, remember that

Phew! Thank goodness it was posted after the watershed!

Stop rummaging in your trouser pockets Martin! I can see you