Glad to see I'm still the sexiest! As it should be 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“"strides sexily into thread clad only in Trapper Hat and fur-trimmed speedos"”
“"strides sexily into thread clad only in Trapper Hat and fur-trimmed speedos"
”
MY EYES!!!!!!!
!
I get the impression, despite the school holidays, everybody has now given up realising that I am the true winner.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I get the impression, despite the school holidays, everybody has now given up realising that I am the true winner.”
“I get the impression, despite the school holidays, everybody has now given up realising that I am the true winner.”
We all gave up realising that as soon as you posted in here!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We all gave up realising that as soon as you posted in here!!”
“We all gave up realising that as soon as you posted in here!!
”
Ah but it is true. I am the real winner.
This is my place now - see?
Anybodies sets foot in my place is asking fer trouble - see?
I hopes I do not have tah send the boys round - Yah gets Me?
Anybodies sets foot in my place is asking fer trouble - see?
I hopes I do not have tah send the boys round - Yah gets Me?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Ah but it is true. I am the real winner.”
“Ah but it is true. I am the real winner.”
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/3215619/nononono-cat.html
I am
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Duh! Such a bunch of pretentious posers
Only I am entitled to this thread, obviously!”
“Duh! Such a bunch of pretentious posers
Only I am entitled to this thread, obviously!”
A little pretention never hurt anybody, classless broads like you have
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“A little pretention never hurt anybody, classless broads like you have”
“A little pretention never hurt anybody, classless broads like you have
”
Humph!!! I've made a very sexy steak and kidney pie, it would win prizes I tells you!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Humph!!! I've made a very sexy steak and kidney pie, it would win prizes I tells you!”
“Humph!!! I've made a very sexy steak and kidney pie, it would win prizes I tells you!
”
The hot mess award?
Well I'm having fillet steak on Saturday, beat that you trout sniffer
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Humph!!! I've made a very sexy steak and kidney pie, it would win prizes I tells you!”
“Humph!!! I've made a very sexy steak and kidney pie, it would win prizes I tells you!
”
Send round the steak .. you can keep the kidneys!
Not as nice as these. (I think they are asleep at the moment!)
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“The hot mess award?
Well I'm having fillet steak on Saturday, beat that you trout sniffer”
“The hot mess award?
Well I'm having fillet steak on Saturday, beat that you trout sniffer
”
I've never had fillet steak in my life
I've not had steak of any sort in about a year! Toooooo spensive Mmmmmm, trout
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Send round the steak .. you can keep the kidneys!”
“Send round the steak .. you can keep the kidneys!”
*picks kidneys out of Martin's piece* There you go, fussy old codger!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've never had fillet steak in my life I've not had steak of any sort in about a year! Toooooo spensive ”
“I've never had fillet steak in my life
I've not had steak of any sort in about a year! Toooooo spensive ”
It is expensive and I would say it's not worth £14 odd but they're DELICIOUS!
We get some really good fillet steaks from the butchers for christmas dinner, I hate turkey with a passion now
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've never had fillet steak in my life I've not had steak of any sort in about a year! Toooooo spensive ”
“I've never had fillet steak in my life
I've not had steak of any sort in about a year! Toooooo spensive ”
Never had steak? You haven't lived! Look out for the M&S Weekend meal deals (£10 for two people) they often have steak included.
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“It is expensive and I would say it's not worth £14 odd but they're DELICIOUS!
We get some really good fillet steaks from the butchers for christmas dinner, I hate turkey with a passion now”
“It is expensive and I would say it's not worth £14 odd but they're DELICIOUS!
We get some really good fillet steaks from the butchers for christmas dinner, I hate turkey with a passion now
”
How do you like it? My son likes steak still mooing
I like medium-rare
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Never had steak? You haven't lived! Look out for the M&S Weekend meal deals (£10 for two people) they often have steak included.”
“Never had steak? You haven't lived! Look out for the M&S Weekend meal deals (£10 for two people) they often have steak included.”
Not fillet though, surely? Not for a tenner with wine, dessert and a side dish included!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“How do you like it? My son likes steak still mooing I like medium-rare ”
“How do you like it? My son likes steak still mooing
I like medium-rare ”
Eww
My dad once served this woman steak and she asked him to just cut up the raw meat and give it to her, she had to sign for it
I like mine medium rare, so that I have a bit of blood (no longer red, just cleaish brown) and it gives my oven chips flavour
It's my favourite food, I'm surprised I haven't had gout yet
Ahhhh, papa Himbo is a chef nicht wahr? So you get the best meat and properly cooked. I could not eat it raw or too rare....pinky brown juices coming out are best!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ahhhh, papa Himbo is a chef nicht wahr? So you get the best meat and properly cooked. I could not eat it raw or too rare....pinky brown juices coming out are best!”
“Ahhhh, papa Himbo is a chef nicht wahr? So you get the best meat and properly cooked. I could not eat it raw or too rare....pinky brown juices coming out are best!”
Oh no papa doesn't cook it, he only cooks at work, when he comes home whenever my mum asks him to cook he makes such a meal of it and obviously is not wanting to cook so he takes like 2 hours to do a 20 minute meal out of spite.
He can't even cook that well anyway, the only thing he's good for is stealing the steaks from the hotel, saves us hving to buy some from tescos and they taste better
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ahhhh, papa Himbo is a chef nicht wahr? So you get the best meat and properly cooked. I could not eat it raw or too rare....pinky brown juices coming out are best!”
“Ahhhh, papa Himbo is a chef nicht wahr? So you get the best meat and properly cooked. I could not eat it raw or too rare....pinky brown juices coming out are best!”
I think most people would say medium rare, what's the point of eating it anything more than that? it would just be a bland slab then.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Are fillet steaks really £14 each??? It might be a very nice change for Christmas though!”
“Are fillet steaks really £14 each??? It might be a very nice change for Christmas though!”
Yeah they're delicious! and without all the fiddling around with fat and tissue as well!
Turkey is nasty as shit anyhow.
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