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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You rang?? ”

Was hoping you'd step up to the plate, and become ringmaster of the Circus that is 'the last person to post in sexy' thread?

You fit the bill perfectly
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“They were talking about you, not too you. Go away and try (it will be an uphill task, I know), to make yourself look sexy.”

Oooooooooh - Boom !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's calling you out they Twiss
twassington
16-09-2013
Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!

Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!

Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!”

Utter filth young lady

What would you like me to call you? What would be most appropriate?
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!

Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!”

When it comes to sexy, I am 'Mr Sex-on-legs' and with my haircut this morning I am even more so.

I don't think I wish to lick your chocolate bar!!
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“When it comes to sexy, I am 'Mr Sex-on-legs' and with my haircut this morning I am even more so.

I don't think I wish to lick your chocolate bar!!”

Just as well, I'm not offering it to you

Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just as well, I'm not offering it to you

Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo
”

Ooo Martin, VERY sexy
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Utter filth young lady

What would you like me to call you? What would be most appropriate? ”

I quite like Twiss as it happens! It has a sexy ring to it. Like moi....my ring is extremely sexy. Possibly all the time I've spent polishing it
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Ooo Martin, VERY sexy ”

Not much good in a high wind......arf arf
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just as well, I'm not offering it to you

Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo
”

Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Ooo Martin, VERY sexy ”

My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!

Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!

Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!”

This is thicker
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I quite like Twiss as it happens! It has a sexy ring to it. Like moi....my ring is extremely sexy. Possibly all the time I've spent polishing it ”

Twiss it is then
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!

Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!”

Your welcome
Originally Posted by twassington:
“This is thicker ”

Dishy
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“This is thicker ”

I don't have a beard either - except when I don't shave for a day!!

Ask DS if you can change your user name!!
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I don't have a beard either - except when I don't shave for a day!!

Ask DS if you can change your user name!!”

They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though ”

Shame you can't use your real name - Ethel here.
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Bert here.
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Shame you can't use your real name - Ethel here.”

Hello Ethel....why on earth do you call yourself Martin on DS
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hello Ethel....why on earth do you call yourself Martin on DS ”

That's not me, Gertrude. I am all man, and have just checked to be sure!
smokeybacon
16-09-2013
Good Evening

Today I have been mostly thinking about how to give you lot a chance to compete with my overwhelming sexiness
(This is how I roll)

Therefore I intend to give out fashion and exercise tips which I personally find complement my outstanding allure

Stay tuned
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“That's not me, Gertrude. I am all man, and have just checked to be sure!”

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Good Evening

Today I have been mostly thinking about how to give you lot a chance to compete with my overwhelming sexiness
(This is how I roll)

Therefore I intend to give out fashion and exercise tips which I personally find complement my outstanding allure

Stay tuned ”

You've just got to larf at their pathetic efforts!!
Mindee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though ”

Actually Twas Brillo. Full of soft soap, coarse and only good for washing dishes
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Actually Twas Brillo. Full of soft soap, coarse and only good for washing dishes ”

And yours was Windee. Full of hot air, smells appalling, and a windbag to boot
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Just a minute ...would you all stop posting .. now.
twassington
16-09-2013
No!!!!
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No!!!!”

Purleezze !
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