Originally Posted by twassington:
“You rang??
”
“You rang??
”
Was hoping you'd step up to the plate, and become ringmaster of the Circus that is 'the last person to post in sexy' thread?
You fit the bill perfectly
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Was hoping you'd step up to the plate, and become ringmaster of the Circus that is 'the last person to post in sexy' thread?
You fit the bill perfectly
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“They were talking about you, not too you. Go away and try (it will be an uphill task, I know), to make yourself look sexy.”
“They were talking about you, not too you. Go away and try (it will be an uphill task, I know), to make yourself look sexy.”
Oooooooooh - Boom !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's calling you out they Twiss
Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!
Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar
A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!
Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar
A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!
Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!”
“Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!
Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar
A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!”
Utter filth young lady
What would you like me to call you? What would be most appropriate?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!
Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!”
“Martin is not worthy of my attention, being a sexless old dollop!
Twiss makes me sound like some sort of muesli bar
A posh, sexy one covered in swiss chocolate, and FULL of nuts!!”
When it comes to sexy, I am 'Mr Sex-on-legs' and with my haircut this morning I am even more so.
I don't think I wish to lick your chocolate bar!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“When it comes to sexy, I am 'Mr Sex-on-legs' and with my haircut this morning I am even more so.
I don't think I wish to lick your chocolate bar!!”
“When it comes to sexy, I am 'Mr Sex-on-legs' and with my haircut this morning I am even more so.
I don't think I wish to lick your chocolate bar!!”
Just as well, I'm not offering it to you
Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just as well, I'm not offering it to you
Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo”
“Just as well, I'm not offering it to you
Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo
”
Ooo Martin, VERY sexy
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Utter filth young lady
What would you like me to call you? What would be most appropriate?”
“Utter filth young lady
What would you like me to call you? What would be most appropriate?
”
I quite like Twiss as it happens! It has a sexy ring to it. Like moi....my ring is extremely sexy. Possibly all the time I've spent polishing it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just as well, I'm not offering it to you
Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo”
“Just as well, I'm not offering it to you
Hm, yes, very sexy hairdo
”
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Ooo Martin, VERY sexy”
“Ooo Martin, VERY sexy
”
My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!
Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!
Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!”
“My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!
Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!”
This is thicker
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I quite like Twiss as it happens! It has a sexy ring to it. Like moi....my ring is extremely sexy. Possibly all the time I've spent polishing it”
“I quite like Twiss as it happens! It has a sexy ring to it. Like moi....my ring is extremely sexy. Possibly all the time I've spent polishing it
”
Twiss it is then
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!
Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!”
“My hair is much thicker and smarter and I don't need to wrap it round my upper lip!
Thank you for your appreciation HJ, but that is just not me!”
Your welcome
Dishy
I don't have a beard either - except when I don't shave for a day!!
Ask DS if you can change your user name!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I don't have a beard either - except when I don't shave for a day!!
Ask DS if you can change your user name!!”
“I don't have a beard either - except when I don't shave for a day!!
Ask DS if you can change your user name!!”
They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though”
“They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though
”
Shame you can't use your real name - Ethel here.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Shame you can't use your real name - Ethel here.”
“Shame you can't use your real name - Ethel here.”
Hello Ethel....why on earth do you call yourself Martin on DS
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hello Ethel....why on earth do you call yourself Martin on DS”
“Hello Ethel....why on earth do you call yourself Martin on DS
”
That's not me, Gertrude. I am all man, and have just checked to be sure!
Good Evening
Today I have been mostly thinking about how to give you lot a chance to compete with my overwhelming sexiness
(This is how I roll)
Therefore I intend to give out fashion and exercise tips which I personally find complement my outstanding allure
Stay tuned
Today I have been mostly thinking about how to give you lot a chance to compete with my overwhelming sexiness
(This is how I roll)
Therefore I intend to give out fashion and exercise tips which I personally find complement my outstanding allure
Stay tuned
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“That's not me, Gertrude. I am all man, and have just checked to be sure!”
“That's not me, Gertrude. I am all man, and have just checked to be sure!”
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Good Evening
Today I have been mostly thinking about how to give you lot a chance to compete with my overwhelming sexiness
(This is how I roll)
Therefore I intend to give out fashion and exercise tips which I personally find complement my outstanding allure
Stay tuned”
“Good Evening
Today I have been mostly thinking about how to give you lot a chance to compete with my overwhelming sexiness
(This is how I roll)
Therefore I intend to give out fashion and exercise tips which I personally find complement my outstanding allure
Stay tuned
”
You've just got to larf at their pathetic efforts!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though”
“They don't allow it now, I changed a few years back from Twas Brillig to Twassington though
”
Actually Twas Brillo. Full of soft soap, coarse and only good for washing dishes
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Actually Twas Brillo. Full of soft soap, coarse and only good for washing dishes ”
“Actually Twas Brillo. Full of soft soap, coarse and only good for washing dishes
”
And yours was Windee. Full of hot air, smells appalling, and a windbag to boot
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