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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I dress about as far from that as you could imagine ”

I can imagine. I thought it sounded a little a bit under dressed for you.

It's important you don't catch a chill at your age though...
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“I can imagine. I thought it sounded a little a bit under dressed for you.

It's important you don't catch a chill at your age though...”

*tuts* the OTHER way ... as if you didn't know my meaning! You may be a slapper but you aren't a thick one
BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“*picks up birdy*

*has her wrap legs around me*

*passionately kisses her*

*realises that^^^ was probably too much info for this thread*






I've got 99 problems, but ”

*breathless and aroused*

Wait until the unsexy people have gone darling...
BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*tuts* the OTHER way ... as if you didn't know my meaning! You may be a slapper but you aren't a thick one ”

Well that is something I'd really rather not imagine.

Thank you for the compliments.
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Well that is something I'd really rather not imagine.

Thank you for the compliments. ”

You're welcome, credit where it's due
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“



I've got 99 problems, but ”

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“*breathless and aroused*

Wait until the unsexy people have gone darling...”

Wait? No problem, i always 'wait' my turn. You darling however, shall NEVER have to wait your turn. Once, twice, three times? On the fourth though, i no longer have the ability to 'wait'
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“*breathless and aroused*
”

I imagine you to be like those phone sex women, you actually have the telly on and are filing your nails in your pyjamas, going through the motions
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“If you having girl problems I feel bad for you, son ”

I've got 99 problems and the Bird's every one
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“I've got 99 problems and the Bird's every one ”

Hit me
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hit me ”

With my rhythm stick
BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I imagine you to be like those phone sex women, you actually have the telly on and are filing your nails in your pyjamas, going through the motions ”

I don't need to have sex with my phone. I have Halo.
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“I don't need to have sex with my phone. I have Halo. ”

And i'm very vibrant
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“With my rhythm stick ”

Hit me slowly, hit me quick...hit...meee!!!!

Jay-Z and Ian Dury, strange mixture.....well, you and Birdy do your thing, it really isn't sexy but it is funny
twassington
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“I don't need to have sex with my phone. I have Halo. ”

Yes dear, of course you do
BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yes dear, of course you do ”

He's mine tonight.
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“He's mine tonight. ”

Tonight? I'm yours ANY night
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hit me slowly, hit me quick...hit...meee!!!!

Jay-Z and Ian Dury, strange mixture.....well, you and Birdy do your thing, it really isn't sexy but it is funny ”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C22wBf2h5k

BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Tonight? I'm yours ANY night ”

Until I tire you out...
HaloJoe
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Until I tire you out... ”

*sips Red Bull*

*feels determined*

*gains wings*

*fly's away with the BirdyBee*



So my little Birdy, are you buzzing tonight?
BirdyBee
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“*sips Red Bull*

*feels determined*

*gains wings*

*fly's away with the BirdyBee*



So my little Birdy, are you buzzing tonight?”

Your vibrancy makes me buzz.

You look...delectable tonight. I'm just admiring your body. Savouring the moment. You make me feel electric.
MartinRosen
16-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“You make me feel electric.”

Shocking
BirdyBee
17-09-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Shocking ”

Can you see the sparks?
HaloJoe
17-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Your vibrancy makes me buzz.

You look...delectable tonight. I'm just admiring your body. Savouring the moment. You make me feel electric.”

Black, yellow, i'll never make you blue

Ohh stop it, that ego of mine is ticklish

I'm just hoping we can 'savour' the moment EVERY night

Now, stop talking.

*looks into Birdy's eyes*

*grabs ahold of Birdy*

The rest? ^^^ TBA
MartinRosen
17-09-2013
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Can you see the sparks? ”

*calls the fire brigade and goes to bed (with a cup of cocoa!)*
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